Not enough cute arachnids in anime

Not enough cute arachnids in anime.

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Actual real cute arachnids.

a spider being 2d does not make it any less shit

spiders are my least favorite insect

True. True.
Spiders are great.

But spiders are great.

I know there are a lot of T enthusiasts on Sup Forums that would agree with me.

I wholeheartedly agree.

FUCK THIS THREAD AND FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Whoops.

>insect

yeah, like this guy

youtube.com/watch?v=YcscgwwlY7g

Arthropod sounds so smart-assy in casual conversation.

spiders aren't insects, user

You can just say arachnid.

I always go out of my way to save spiders and other bugs I find in my house, I don't like to kill them, makes me feel bad so I usually just catch them and release them in another room if they're house spiders or just let them go outside.

inb4 monster musume because haha sexy spider

You should go a step further and feed your spiderbros and sisters bugs you catch.

>uploading to a stream (CR)
>ripping from a stream
>uploading to a different stream (kissanime)
>ripping from the new stream
>uploading to a different stream (youtube)
That clip has made a long journey.

Haven't seen a fly in my room for weeks, thank you spiders.
Now if only the fucking centipedes and lizards could do their job and get the cockroaches, that would be great.

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God bless all spiders, and any form that they may take.

>arachnid
>cute

hmmm no okay

I did this for a year straight and just let the spider live instead of killing them, my advice would be to just kill the spiders lad. You dont want to know to horror of having literal fist sized spiders in every corner of every room.

Someone post chaika spider animal thing.

>literal fist sized spiders in every corner of every room.
Do you live in Australia? What the fuck user

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Just catch the boys in a cup and put them outside. No need to be rude.

This Or bug

Silly user, not that one.

They start off small, they eat flys and shit and get a bit bigger. The problem is when they start eating each other, its like the cannibalism makes them grow 2x the size everytime they eat one of their own. By the end of a year the king spider fucks are all thats left, I was literally scared of the size of these fuckers.

A mantis is fine too.

>female mantis bite their mate's head off during sex

A bunch of spiders perform sexual cannibalism too.

>sexual cannibalism
Dibs for my band name.

Pokemon spiders are top notch

What are you worried about, then?

Spiderposters, I swear.

Remove spiders
REMOVE SPIDERS

youtube.com/watch?v=hgcZRUjls1A

>the spiders come loose in those little containers
>could easily sprint out when you open them
>guy literally shaking as he's trying to unbox his new highly venomous wandering spider

Even just watching this video gives me a fucking cold sweat, watching him open that wandering spider container / try to as he's shaking and then tries to do it with tweezers. Fuck that.

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>spider
>6 legs

I need a bigger tank for this thread.

I'll do the same for spiders, but if it's an insect, I can't give it a painful enough death.

Spiders don't get that big over here. Even if they did, the centipedes and lizards would likely start hunting them then.

Still, where do you live?
Most spiders don't even get close to fist-sized.

That's how it works there

Only when they're disturbed (like under lab consitions), it otherwise doesn't happen.
With many spiders on the other hand it's normal.

This is the worst thread ever. How could you do this to me you sadistic autists?

>hopefully nothing got loose in here
>hehe
I can't tell if he's serious or not.

>wandering spider
Fucking WHY?
I can understand tarantulas, golden orb weavers and other huge spiders, but these fucks are fucking lethal.

The states m8

I kinda want to see that video but I also know that I would regret it hard. Just reading your comments made my knees weak

I had a 14 year old Blondi. Motherfucker was the best pet ever.

gee I wonder who is behind this thread

Reminder to feed your spiders.

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>No one dealt with an apartment complex infested with brown recluses itt

I'm a Mexican NEET, does that count?

Thank god I don't have to because the climate only allows small, harmless fucks to live here

CLOSE THE FUCKING DOORS

how do you deal with that other than a flamethrower and a few incendiary grenades?

Are the tachikoma spiders?

Kindergarten /m/ spiders, sure.

I want a golden orb weaver.

youtube.com/watch?v=hIDxw81yMI0

Fuck that. I wanted to close the window as soon as he shakingly opens the first one and the fucking thumbnail fills half of my screen while I am on the fucking edge on my seat already

>Buy a couple of bananas from the market one day
>Biggest fucking niggerspider that I've ever seen jumps out with 5 other babies
>holyfuckingshit.jpg
>Immediately start stepping the fuck out of them
>I can actually feel their bones or exoskeleton or whatever the fuck spiders have breaking
Legit the worst fucking experience I've had with anything. I'd rather have a fucking fly around my house than fucking spiders.

fucking newfags

>american fauna

Buying animals that can kill you and can't even be trained to not do so is already weird to me but why doesn't he at least wear some thick gloves to handle those things?

Moths are cuter, specially when they are yandere or lolis.

Moths are fucking disgusting. I hate when I can hear their flapping fucking wings in the dark when I go to sleep. I hate how fucking stupid they look when they fly. Is it too fucking hard to fly in a circle? Why can't they be as graceful as butterflies? I hate how fucking stupid they are when they hit the fucking walls like the dumbasses they are. I hate how I can hear their dumbasses hit the fucking walls. I hate how they fly into my fucking electric lamp and kill themselves, leaving a charred corpse that's fucking impossible to get off. I hate how fucking hairy some of them can be. I hate how they spread their fucking dust off their wings everywhere. This particular hentai manga kept showing up in all of my fucking sites so much that I had to stop using it for a while until they it left the front page. I fucking hate moths so much.

Moths are cute, fluffy and moe, you fucking bully.

Why did you open the thread, you masochistic autist?

>be on highschool football team
>pre-game catered meal from grocery store
>eating salad
>look down
>there's movement between the lettuce and the ranch
Fucking moth in my salad. I might have eaten part of a moth. Almost threw up right there.

At least moths don't poison you for no fucking reason- Also they look cute

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>moth
>cute
Chose one. Also kill yourself, those creature are an abomination.

>those creature are an abomination.
And occasionally rapists.

>open thread
>hide every second comment

a.pomf.cat/mbsbuk.mp4

What the hell is this are spiders fucking flying?

>those creature are an abomination.
Spiders are way worse. They are ugly, aggressive and poisonous.
Moths are friendly and harmless. They even let you handle them without any struggle.

what the fuck

aaaaAAAAAAAA

>They are ugly, aggressive and poisonous.
It's a shame that you haven't been with a real spider, they treat you nice and confy. And they take care of moths.

They're doing this, but on a bigger scale.

Is this the spiderqt thread?

Webs. Lots and lots of webs.

If you were offered $500,000 to run through that web, would you?

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i want to see what spiders and co. are going to turn into a hundreds of thousands of years from now

Can I set myself on fire first?

>They even let you handle them without any struggle
Did you fuck one?

Yeah, sure.
A few moments of displeasure < $500,000.
I could probably fund a good spider doujin with that much.

are any of the spiders deadly?
if not then i'd go Terry Tate's on that shit
youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94

We all know you wouldn't, even if they are harmless, which I think they are

>open this thread
>laugh at all of the anons who fear tiny bugs
Spiders look cool, act cool, are cool.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I made a terrible decision entering this thread. Are these webs big enough to catch small animals? I can't even imagine the big fucking spiders eating rabbits and shit.