HAPPENING IN MY VILLAGE

THERE WAS A POWER OUTAGE FOR A FEW MINUTES, HEARD HELICOPTERS AND FELT A WEIRD ELECTRIC BUZZ IN THE AIR, MY HAIR WENT UP AND I WENT OUTSIDE, I FILMED A RED SPHERE LIKE OBJECT THAT WAS PULSATING IN A WEIRD SOUND MY SMARTPHONE HAD 90% NOW ONLY 40% AFTER THE OUTAGE THERE ARE MILITARY CARS NOW HERE MY MOTHER WENT OUTSIDE AND ASKED THEY TOLD HER TO STAY INSIDE IT'S REALL FUCKING COLD AND WINDY RIGHT NOW OUTSIDE SO SORRY FOR THE SHIT QUALITY AND MY SMARTPHONE IS 5 YEARS OLD BUT I SWEAR THIS SHIT JUST HAPPEND

I LIVE IN VÖHL HESSE

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It’s obviously happening, user.

Thanks for taking the time to post on Sup Forums rather than secure yourself.

Sage goes in all fields.

Wow, fucking nothing

HAPPPPPPPPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S LA LUZ EXTINGUIDO! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Do you hear ringing in your ears? Like a constant high pitch tone?

probably the jews revenge holocaust desu

The radio transmission to the reptilian home-world finally made it

>Schau, Mama! Ich habe es wieder gepostet!

Go outside naked

now when i think about it yes IT WENT ALL SO FUCKING FAST LIKE IN A DREAM AHHHHHHHHHH

Fucking space niggers

Your country found new fossil fuels

Amerikkka is preparing the goblins

WHITER THAN YOU, ABDUL

la luz extinguado....

Q PREDICTED THIS

>MY MOTHER WENT OUTSIDE AND ASKED THEY TOLD HER TO STAY INSIDE

Why didn't you go outside and ask them yourself?

betamax

those are the backlights of a car and youre fucking drunk

Thats a car brake light you autist

well if this is true
some people in the town should have experience the same
do you have any other videos?

Pics or did not happen.

>be german
>UFO of peace crashes into your town square

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Look like the backlights of a car breaking and the camera shaken

IT JUST APPEAR AGAIN IN THE FIELD INFRONT OF OUR HOUSE POSTING VID IN A FEW MIN

...

ban all the laser pointers too

WTF THIS PROVES THE SHOOTING WAS A HOAX

converting 3pg into webm is a fucking cancer

is that a porche or merc?

its le 0% face prob

>CNN: peaceful UFO accident in Germany, not all aliens

Stop shaking the camera like a faggot. Jesus Christ, purge the soy out of your system so we can see what's actually going on.

in related news a nearby train honked it's horn for a solid 15 uninterrupted minutes this afternoon

so that was fantastic

I FUCKING KNEW IT, IT'S THE MIGRANTS THEY'VE ALL MOVED TO NORTHERN EUROPE TOO BUILD THERE MOTHERSHIP AND COLLECT DATA KNOW THEY'RE ALL FLYING BACK TO SYRIA IN THE SAND NIGGER HALAL MOTHERSHIP

Also
>vertical recording

bost on uboob

Why the fuck would Ayys want to land in Hesse? What’s in Hesse?

It's le -1% face after your village's DNA

Hej dude are you for real? You are just like 30km from me. Aliens invading right here? So i die before i can watch it on cnn. That sucks.

Maybe i should come and see for myself.

Get those taillights out of here.

Sage.

I've identified the source of those lights.

Destroy the Arab box in Mecca it's the source of their power. If we destroy thall Muslims shut down.

in the middle of a crisis you converted camera phone video to VP8 webm?

fucking break lights

It went "Bling" "bling" and then went away what dit it mean by this?

>wall

that's a microwave. It means that your jew is done.

>bike light

tell your friend holding the light he's a faggot

IT'S NOT A FUCKING BREAKLIGHT FUCK YOU CIA

If you wanted easy yous you could have just fart a skyking thread

Call off the alarm, Helmut, it was only your oma riding bike.

that's clearly one of those bike lights where if you press the button it goes into slow blink mode and then fast blink mode you fucker, we have those too

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT WENT RIGHT INFRONT OF ME FUUUUCKKKK I HAVE EVERY DETAIL ON CAMERA WAIT

Probably a balloon. Take a nap and it will all be resolved in the morning

La creatura morena de la Hesse

Show pics of military and police and stuff man. You said shit is going down. Vöhl is a small place check shit out.

antarctic nazis are returning, yes
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/158427484/

sadly nothing here yet

THIS IS THE FIRST REAL FOOTAGE OF AN ALIEN SHIP HOLY SHIT FUUUUCKK

You good op?

Relax it's Sleestack crystals

Oogie boogie posters need to go back.

Stay safe OP, you never know (((what's))) out there!

La creatura...

kraut...

OH FUCKCKCKCK

wow you sure got us epic troll user

dios mio...

lol what a troll, that's inside ur house


u got us though

The best brothels in Europe. Every chick is an 8/10 or better and they all walk around completely nude. 50 euro entry fee, and 50 euro to fuck a bitch and you can stay all day and fuck as many as you can pay for.

kekkkkkkkkk

I hope you all self reflect now to not overreact on anything and to check facts first before responding to an obvious shill thread thank you all

user LOOKOUT
THEY'RE RIGHT ON TOP OF YOU

top kek

>uma delicia

le epic troll

>OMG GUYS ALIENS!
>no it's not, it's a brake light
>IT'S NOT A BREK LIGHT! ITS ALIENS GUYZ!!
>it's clearly a brake light
>NO IT'S NOT!!!
>yeah, it is
>HA HA! JUST KIDDING IT WAS A BREAK LIGHT ALL ALONG! I TROLLED U GUYS GOOD!
can we ban these faggots already?

The native Europeans are returning

fucking amateur, you could have kept this thing going

my first thought as well

I am telepathically sending you a dose of rectal cancer, meme-flagger.

RUN

ID'S HABBENING !!!1! THE FISH ARE LEAVING THE LAKES !!1!

You'd do much better on /x/

your mom fake and gay

>flailing-arm-camera-phone-guy-records-brakelights-at-night.webm
sage

IT IS LA CREATURA

man merkt scho ich bin ai freund von effizienz


help my cia faked my last webm

Its la creaetura IRL

kek

OMG blinking lights

You're such a faggot. Better get back to work, those dicks aren't gonna suck themselves.

LE EPIC TROL XDDD
PUT ME IN THE SGRENCGAPT

hahahaha

Honestly, if some crazy shit happened to me I might post about it on Sup Forums before taking the proper safety precautions. You fuckers have been amusing me for 10 years and I might feel it to be my duty.

It's your obligation as a leaf.

Looks like an alien gun, definitely vampires hans

DUDE ITS IN YOUR HAND AHHHHHH

NIGGGA THIS SHIT IS REAL, HITLER USED TO CONDUCT HIS SACRED RITUALS IN VOHL HESSE AND OFFER JEWISH BABIS ON ALTERS TO SECYRE HIS 1,000 YEAR REICH!!!!1111ONEONEoneone

sopa de maKEKo