SHOTS FIRED

SHOTS FIRED

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Actually as an avid Harry Potter fan Hogwarts was a very diverse school that had complete tolerance of squibs
I can't believe I still remember that

they taught magic and were armed with magic
teachers teach calculus and history, not guns
this is why we need more social justice studies in our high schools, this way we won't have mass shooters

Oh shit. The left loves to make parallels to fiction and now it's backfiring. LOL

bait

Don't lewd Madoka you sick fuck

Cute madoka, but your post is retarded.
The only squib was the caretaker, forgot his name.
And, teachers being armed with wands have nothing to do with a tolerance for squibs. That’s like saying a tolerance for people not carrying guns.

How many people died in that school because of autist

Mandatory gun clubs in high schools when?

Fuck you
Don't take it so seriously

I'll just leave this here.
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pls more lewds

Ah. My Harry Potter knowledge is a decade old, I missed your sarcasm.
Post more madoka.

Finally I get some appreciation

>lewd madoka
why I never!

thanks report-san i've been your fan for a while

Didn't they form an underground army and take back the school?

slytherin is pol and gryfindor is reddit

And what prompted that was not being taught self defense, wasn’t it?
Homura is half insane with lust, how do you think she got this way?

c0da speaks of 16-dimensional math weapons onboard Hist-ships. Are you stating you're a dendrophobe?

Didn't they have a defense against the dark arts class? the teachers might have sucked but at least they had something.

wekka

I am what I am m8

guns are defense against the dark "arts"

totally true. They all had wands and many were veterans of the first magic war against Voldemort.

They even taught kids how to fight the dark arts and shoot their guns/wands.

>No Bulge

everyone in Hogwarts was packing the heat and had to pick a gun when they enrolled.

Holy shit.

Harry got the 50 Caliber Desert Eagle with armor penetrating magic hollow points that could one shot Voldemort.

Why didn'y harry use the invisible cloak against Voldemort?

How many of the students during the shooting wished they had a firearm to defend themselves?

TRUMP BTFO!!!

>Desert Eagle
>using kike guns

He already had plot armor, why put more on?

JUST GIVE TEACHERS MAGIC WANDS PROBLEM SOLVED

Because Rowling is mediocre at best and forgot about a lot of shit

>that stupid conclusion
No, you need to teach how to use guns.

Everyone hated Filch and his stupid cat though.
No-one liked Longbottom either and he wasn't even a squib.

Don't you guys find it funny that Draco was the racist kid, and yet all the girls were fawning over him?

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They might call themselves progressive and whatever, but still recognize the superior race.

This would never happen at Hogwarts

BAN ASSAULT WANDS!!!

Whooaaaahhhh
Big redpill potential here
> a wizards always have their wands on them, otherwise they would not be safe

what the fuck is hogwarts?

Shots fired

OMG this real life thing is like something in a movie

warts on a warthog, obviously

mind = blown
why didn't we realize this before Sup Forums

>teachers armed with wooden sticks
I mean, we already had them in the past, i'm not quite sure if we want it to become a thing again.

Welp... Guns demand some degree of Math and physics to be made.

Good bait btw

You mean... they formed a well regulated militia to fight against the corrupt school staff?

READ A DIFFERENT BOOK REEEEEEEEEE

Calculus has been one of the driving forced that has made guns what they are you cunt

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I understand that gun clubs used to be a thing at schools.

For some reason this makes me picture Draco in Lederhosen.

so.... you're saying we need to start teaching guns?

>squibs
a bullet that gets stuck in the barrel?

hufflepuff is tumblr

Non magical offspring of magical parents. I believe the association is intentional though

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It's been done before but never got anywhere.

who is ravenclaw?

Reddit?

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I support military public schooling. Learning how to responsibly handle firearms should be mandatory education. That kind of environment would also make it easy to identify people who should not own firearms.

Really makes you think

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Don't lewd my wife, thanks.

The Slytherins were based as fuck. Malfoy called Hermione a mud blood to her face. Slytherins were 100% /ourguys/.

If I remember correctly, the ministry eviscerated the defense against the dark arts class. Something about “unreasonable fears about Voldemort’s return.”
Was Rowling secretly based all along?

That shit is revolting.

some good trolling

Draco had money. It's that simple.

How does it feel to be a homosexual?

Imagine how many people got triggered by that

JK Rowling's rare lack of rebuttal says loads about it's potential.

hogFARTS

>when you shoot a gun you shoot magic fairy wand beams
why wont timmy learn fractions? if teacher gets pissed off enough what's to stop the kids from grabbing it. the teachers, wrongly? lots of mother fucking "grabbems" and forms of it going around. this isnt russia. one of the reasons why russian schools are so greasy is because of shit like this. what in the fuck does mrs robarts know about being a commando seal? 104 year old demented Jim? they went into life wanting to teach. you want them as trained assassins with guns at disposal. in a school. do teachers ever tend to turn around to like, write on shit? what a tense environment. you'd never know what can happen. but,
>these people are magicians
k

>trained guards already in schools
>nothing happens but more shootings
>even more fires need fire now
muh fucking well equipped well regulted never touch me's

The aids has infected your brain

I was the student armoror for my school's rifle team and yes we shot at the school range past the baseball field. My claim to fame other than being one of the top shooters was I got the woodshop crew to bed the stocks for the rifles.


And I'm not that old this was 1988-1991

your glow in the dark is showing, faggot.

they taught killing spells and were armed with killing wands