/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - CHECK YO KEYS EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays


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bump for robert

>Group of females kicking a guy in the head.

>3 shots fired

>1 shot fired

>female black trying to get on the train with some shopping carts

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>smoking weed
>has a gun
>acting violent


He a goot boy who din do nuffin.

But who the fuck is Robert?

fuck i missed these

up the heat cpd back on the beat!
>wooooooooooooooo

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The hero Chicongo needs but doesn't deserve.

youtu.be/wlUcUfHkdYk

Bridgeport reporting in. 31st and halsted

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Robert checking in. what are your lads' names?

God help you. That city is like a sub-Saharan Africa theme park.

robert

any one wanta fash wave this?
> pics from my trip

Nah BP is good. You got a shit load of cops who live on every block and the Chinatown residents don't bother anyone

I think we're all Robert. Adam may stop by in a little bit.

The coonery has been picking up this week and there has been some excellent bantz between sassy and Robert.

Nice to see someone saved my OC.

I'm not as good as some of the summer guys but I'll give it a whirl if you guys keep the thread bumped.

shameless bumping
> for fashwave and cpd
freakinnnn baseddd

Which department is that?

whats the temp in chicongo tonight

42

what program do you use to do that? its pretty fucking cool
thats perfect nogging weather
but i cant wait for summer

the nigs are. now chimping out


reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

And here I am, not at home to post more OC and get /comfy/.

Nighttime pictures come out better for me. Looking for any pointers from anybody with some experience with GIMP

summer summer summer summer summer

MANLET MALE BLACK!!!!

Probably an old picture. Just google image searching CPD and it looked really good.

The only one that isn't nighttime that I've done that I really like.

thanks fren

>what program do you use to do that?
GIMP for GNU Linux. There's some youtube tutorials, way more tutorials for photoshop.

male black is making robert run! not good!
im gonna try it out, havent used GIMP yet, but it came with debian
i dont even watch tv anymore. between the scanners/radios i have at my house and CPD scanner, its just /comfy/ as fuck

fucking saved. that ones awesome. ill check out those tutorials when i have some time

>what program do you use to do that
gentoo

Haven't seen you in one of these in ages. Teach us the way of the OC.

GIMP has a shit ton of features but it's a bit of a learning curve to really get a feel for what anything does.

I really wish I were good enough to do black and whites, I've found some great vintage CPD pictures I'd love to tweak up.

Found this on the CPD faceberg page. This has potential.


I also have a couple fresh "Check Yo Keys" OC pics I made that I'm pretty happy with but I'm waiting for sassy to say "check yo keys" to post.

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I've been around, just out of town a bit. I still lurn, came back recently.

>can hear the female screaming 'stop' and glass bottles being thrown

This is why they all have to go back.

Do we have a racial description of the perp?

whats the morse code that just played?

Female Black is really on a fucking rampage tonight.

the ID of the station, but i dont really understand why they have to do that. no PD around me does that.

Put it this way, if I were in Vegas playing roulette, I'd be betting it all on black.

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It's a pretty much fully analog system that can piggyback only simple digital information like radio ids. Most systems can easily transmit a digital repeater callsign eliminating the need for an audible varient.

i know for amateur stations you have to id every 10 minutes, but the one on here seems to be random. it was too fast for me to tell what it was, im just learning code

>male out in front bleeding and laying against the wall.

If I'm not mistaken, for official use, it's once an hour. Been a while since I looked up the regs. The code is just the repeater's callsign. On some occasions, it is spoken it the auto system is out. A few reasons for it attempting to repeat sooner is, the scanner site pulls multiple repeater's, if interrupted, the system attempts again, or the system is restarted.

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yeah, i would imagine chicago would have a shit tier setup

>three to four people fighting

>bloody clothes left behind from last night's murder

Top ten things that let you know you're living in the fucking third world.

>Criminal sexual assault
>shots fired

Yep. Real Robert Hours almost here.

They have allocations for a full on P25 system, but new radio and interopability situations cause issues. Hell, the setup is so shit tier I can get on with a Memefeng (Baofeng) radio. Hell, I have a spare handset to police just in case.

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i hear them saying this on the radio, what does it mean, who is robert and why does everyone need to check their keys>

>7 shots fired.
>1 round fired in the alley

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thx familia

yeah, ive heard people fucking with them on there before. ive also heard them say nigger, i was pretty surprised

>male blacks and female blacks arguing and fighting with knives.

This is an African mating ritual. Robert ought to just leave them alone and not be culturally insensitive.

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9/10 times, it is, in fact, a cop. The other post links to a call made from a radio that did have an ID, just to a radio not assigned that night. More than likely, an unmarked replacement.

i cant imagine how much more racist i would be if i had to deal with those savages every fucking day

Damn near all CPD is redpilled as hell. Even black cops don't want to deal with dindus.

So all suspects are called Robert?

Robert is the CPD hero we need.

Ok & who is Charlie?

>So all suspects are called Robert?
Suspects are Male Black and Male Hispanic typically, though Female Black makes a good showing now and again.

Another hero CPD has. More like a sidekick.

Along with Adam and David. Bit players in this great theater of the mind.

they mention theyre race specifically?
Ok, this is interesting

Yes the do.
Quick rundown.
First 1-2 digits - district.
Last 2, zone- beat/type. 927 is 9th district, zone 20, car 7. 0 denotes zone Sargeant, 35 is paddywagon.
Robert is the designation of Rapid Response units. Cross zone units that respond anywhere within or nearby the given district.
Adam-David, special/tactical units. Unmarked cars or plainclothes cops.

Whoa, thanks user!

>person in the alley doing yoga and has a dog with him.

If not quite done well, I'm at a brewery, drinking, listening to accustic punk, and half drunk. But your welcome.

good evening robbos

much obliged

Good morning, Robert.

I'm going to sleep. Hopefully you guys get some good coonery tonight.

No problem.

>tenant is fighting with a security guard in the lobby
>female black
>has a knife

>not adding the most famous of them all, Le-a
>mfw

Made me kek

>gunshot wound to the back