It's Saturday night, and we're all pretty boozed up
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Jordan Anderson
first for getting smashed. Nice song m80.
Jason Cook
I'm going to need some sauce on that one!
Joshua Lewis
I would but I am in rehab now. Got blackout drunk and went around the house saluting and yelling heil hitler with Erika on in the background. Only way I could avoid getting kicked out of my house. Probably for the best. Alcohol is fun but degenerate. Can't chance not being in control of my power level.
Isaiah Jones
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One of my favorites. Enjoy.
David Garcia
Well if someone throws "freedom of speech isnt freedom of consequences" without any further explanation esp. in an environment that is per se an environment that relies on anonymity that is psychopathy.
Imagine going to the alcoholics anonymous, record everything they say and then sent the audiofiles to everyone they know and then invoke that retarded statement. What do you think the gross majority will think of said behaviour.
Cooper James
You're a good man
Jack Howard
What is it that makes getting blackout drunk and listening to natsoc military music that is such a seductive combination?
Lucas Watson
Just make sure you do it in a private browser so you don't cringe so hard in the morning.
Mason Clark
You'd get kicked out of your house if you didn't go around yelling 'heil Hitler'? Sounds like a cool place.
Juan Clark
Stop letting things outside of you rule you, you fucking weak little bitch. Alcohol is fun but why do you let anything but you rule your existence? So fucking what if it makes you feel good. My wife's throat makes feel good. I still won't bow down to it. Stop letting anything outside of you dictate your existence. You control you and don't you ever forget that. Nothing, no amount of dopamine, is worth knowing you can't even control your own existence.
Godspeed, you syrup-slurping bastard.
Kevin Edwards
>mfw i just started drinking after a rewarding weightlifting session earlier
>mfw the familiar feeling of intoxication in my head and body starts to slowly amplify
>mfw i've got a lot more alcohol to go through
i feel it, brothers and sisters. feel with me. also, what is everyone drinking?
kraken and coca cola here, my MVP combo.
Robert Richardson
I'm throwing back some crappy domestic beer.
Nathan Nelson
This.
>Self-Control is Self-Mastery. It is kingship over all life. At the center of your being sits yourself. Your seat ought to be a throne. If you are not in control, if there are any forces in your nature that are unruly, that do not acknowledge your sway, you are not the king you should be. Part of your kingdom is in insurrection. The strength of your life is divided. The strong man is he whose whole being is subject to him."
>-James Russel Miller
James Taylor
I can do better then that.
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Dylan Green
The Prohibition ladies have arrived
Jose Wilson
Been 15 days stone cold sober. So bored. Dropped 10lbs and have a lot more money though.
Zachary Wright
It's a good foil for the power trip and lack of inhibitions.
Jacob Sullivan
Prohibition? No, sir. I've imbibed my share of whiskey tonight. Drinking should be done deliberately, as one should deal with any potentially dangerous animal.
Hudson Baker
Why does it have to rule you tho,the situation is not just black and white here.
Jackson Campbell
>Can't chance not being in control of my power level.
Unironically a big problem for me. I'm usually a really happy drunk, but god damn, the moment a single thing even slightly related to political shit is brought up, I'm dropping red pills like a mother fucker. Mostly immigration with a side of (((them))).
Amusingly it was how I discovered that my mum was far more right leaning than I would ever have believed. It's a serious issue though. Only a matter of time til I go juuuust too far.
>Kraken
Good fucking shit, mate. I'm jealous. Doing a few bottles of red wine myself.
Josiah Taylor
Sauce?
Jason Fisher
Raaape raape raperaperape.
Jack Martinez
If it leads you into situations you find unfavorable and don't want to be in, then it's ruling you, That's the difference.
Jacob Reyes
Fuck it, may as well drink some.
James Moore
Hitler is relevant in Canada? My family wouldn't give a fuck if I had poster of Hitler plastered over my walls with jizz stains over them. Pretty sure my uncle worships Hitler and is a lowkey neo-nazi.
Angel Garcia
Dude why would I cringe? It's great music. Still listen sober. The issue was that I need alcohol out of my life because of my power level. I've done a good job compartmentalising it in everyday life but the normie mask had begun slipping at bars etc. If it continued who knows what I would have said. It's not time yet to be overt.
Sebastian Ross
drinking booze fucks your hormones up,lowers testosterone in men and even in woman, that's why people get so fat and moody when they are alchoholics. git gud at life. drinking is terrible 4 u
Adam Roberts
What's wrong user? Don't have testosterone to spare?
Dylan Brown
I let it slip too often when I'm sober if I have easily available links.
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Shit like that needs to stay at 2am drunk me instead of slipping in to real life
Elijah Roberts
yeah but I'm far too unemployed to eat, so the weight differences equal out when I drink. Checkmate, atheist.
Daniel Collins
KEKEKEK FUCKING STRAYA KEKEKE.
Dylan Collins
All normies see hitler as the devil dude. Too many Jews here.
Ayden Wright
Fuck off if you think I am sober. I am trying to offer a brother wisdom I have gained from the additional years I have spent on this planet. I have already conquered that demon and know how strong he is. You have to learn how to make things in this add to your existence instead of subtracting from them. Get drunk and enjoy yourself but know when to take a step back and realize you control your destiny, not a bottle.
Eli Lopez
Rats have grown to the size of little dog, it isnt rat anymore :)))))))
Cameron Martin
Meh. I preferred music from last thread.
Landon Fisher
not political.
>in all fields
Josiah Thompson
I'm at the point where I think I'm going to avoid it all together. I know the second that rye hits my tongue I'd be through a 26oz bottle in a couple hours. I miss turning my brain off more than anything. Used to be the way I got respite from the blackpill after spending all day winding my self up with posts from here and keeping up with the news. Have no peace or joy right now because I am on 24/7.
Jeremiah Adams
It shouldn't and that was my only point. He sounds like he's made the hardest step already in realizing he let it go too far. So did I. You reclaim your autonomy and use the things in life to add to your experience instead of letting them control it, that's all. You only really have yourself in this world. At some point everything else will let you down. So control everything else and your expectations and uses of external influences to get what you want.
Isaiah Anderson
1) It's a continuation of last thread, which was political
2) fuck you Aussiecuck. If you make us drink alone, you're just creating alcoholics, faggot.
Brandon Thompson
atheist, where'd that come from
Bentley Sanders
Sorry, i must have read your post wrong. I'm pretty far gone
Then post some jazz
John Miller
a) you replied to the wrong user, b) it's a meme, you god damned fetus.
Benjamin Cook
Either I've had too much to drink or that didn't make any sense.
John Richardson
>My wife's throat makes feel good.
also
>pic related
David Anderson
1) it wasn't political
2) you're a faggot
3) in all fields
Dylan Harris
I've had 3 glasses of 19 Crimes, a wine from Australia. It's pretty interesting because it has a dynamic label wherein if you view the label through an app on your phone, the Aussie bastard on the front will tell you the crimes he committed; pretty cool. Starting a nofap so that I can up my power levels, get my T raging and be a sex magnet women and my wife.
Brandon Thompson
Fucking checked, brother. That's where you should be. I drank ungodly amounts at points in my life. When I had a son I realized how bad it was. My wife told me she was concerned with my drinking because of how expensive it was but she said I was never an asshole or even visibly drunk. But I realized I was just spending so much of my existence in an altered state that I might as well not really exist. So I spent a few years sober. I went from drinking everyone under the table to going to parties and staying sober and I realized that it never added anything to my life. I actually began to enjoy sobriety. Every now and then, like tonight, I buy some beers and a few cigars, but it's not anything I can't do without. You should rule your own existence.
Henry Myers
Am I the only one who doesn't like alcohol? Tastes like shit, burns, makes you feel sick, gives you headaches the next day, makes you act like a retard, stops the release of growth hormone from the pituitary gland making you fatter, is estrogenic, etc.
The ''high'' itself is like a 5/10, sometimes it feels alright, other times it's completely meh.
You guys should try GHB, it's like alcohol, but it actually feels dank, helps you sleep, causes your pituitary gland to *release* growth hormone, makes you sleep the best fucking most rejuvenating sleep of your life, and you feel like a million bucks the next day.
Joshua Mitchell
Why don't you go shitpost in a different thread if this one offends you so much?
Nolan Green
why don't you just kill yourself if i offend you so much?
Cooper Gray
Funny how that shit works. The nofap thing I mean.
It does seem to make you more powerful.
Asher Murphy
This may surprise you, but different people react differently to different substances. I knew a guy when I was in my 20s who could eat a whole plate of shrooms and not have any effects.
Horses for courses, ya know?
William Brooks
>19 Crimes
Not bad stuff. Good choice m8.
My favorite crime is 'Impersonating an Egyptian'. Always gets a hearty kek out of me.
Aiden Ramirez
I'm in a good mood, that's why
Jaxson Flores
>Assuming offense
What's wrong, brucey? Emu steal your girl again?
Zachary Rivera
My girlfriend doesn't appreciate me so I started seeing this 9/10 blonde cutie behind her back. She's so much better in every way except one thing - has an autistic (literally) 3 year old boy from an ex now in jail for domestic abuse. Wat do Sup Forums ? The mistress is really fucking hot and sweet and supportive of me, whereas gf is 6/10 at best and a cunt and doesn't listen or care about what o say after 4 years together
Aaron Robinson
Haha man I'm not mad, It's all good.
It's like a snowball rolling downhill. It's fun when people around, when you are young and it's social. It's really not that fun most of the time though. You're not missing out on anything. I didn't drink to escape anything. I just really liked the taste of whiskeys and beer. But I went overboard with it to the point where I had to take a step back and realize it was making things less fun. I couldn't remember a lot of things I did and I want to remember things about my kids young years.
Leo Wright
>Tastes like shit
Fuck off. Subjectivity is the greatest get out of jail free card known to man.
A good whiskey will change your life mate. Shame your taste buds have never developed, probably damage incurred when the jew snipped ya dick.
Feels real good to not be you.
Noah Evans
If you aren't married break up with her and see where it goes with the autist's mother.
Ayden James
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WHY MUST YOU LIVE OUT THE POSTS THAT YOU WROTE
Asher Williams
feeling the "buzz" are we, degenerate?
>Emu
yes
Jacob Johnson
>has an autistic (literally) 3 year old boy
as much as Sup Forums loves to shit on "my wifes son", it's mostly just a meme, mate. Don't let it get to you. Though make sure to have at least one of your own.
Hudson Hill
I meant the other stuff.
Juan Butler
I am!
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Jordan Clark
I never tried it before. I was a Pinot Noir man when it came to wine, but I wanted something drier because Pinot Noir was too sweet for me in the end to repeatedly go back to. I tried the Cabernet Sauvignon and actually liked it. The price point is really good, too, thank you, Aussiebro. PS: even though he's Italian blood thank you for Daniel Ricciardo, too. I hope you moved to Mercedes for next season to partner Hamilton. I feel like Jack Aubrey from Master and Commander sitting at the table with a bunch of mates, drinking from a chalice, about to fuck shit up in the Napoleonic Wars.
Eli Hughes
I don't get it. Not fapping just makes me irritable and disturbed. If you want to attract women, it's better to do it in a non sex crazed mindset anyway, since women can sense desperation from miles away.
Cooper Robinson
Good music.
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Post pretty gierlzs pls.
Levi Lopez
If you're not being honest with people in your life you are not an honest person. If you left your girlfriend for someone you saw behind her back it will always be tainted. If you can't be honest with your close friends and lovers then you don't deserve to expect honesty in return. Reconcile yourself. You only have your word in life. That is not as valuable as short term dopamine releases. Be an honest person above all.
Gabriel Brooks
I'll have to look into those 19 crimes and do some research; was impersonating an Egyptian really something you'd get sent to Australia for?
Jonathan Roberts
So that’s why there’s so many blacks in jail
Caleb Johnson
hey fAGGOTS IM DRUNK Af ND UE l xunra
Brayden Parker
It makes you take affirmative, assertive, clear action with a woman instead of being constantly satisfied with your lot, being able to masturbate to the hottest woman on the internet whenever you want. It incentivizes you that if you want sex you need to step up to a real life woman and make it happen.
Jaxson Peterson
Getting drunk is for degenerates. Sage
Parker Mitchell
Does Sup Forums listen to country music?
Jacob Brown
ur all cunts*
Jacob Allen
9/10 waifu with a future autist polack as a son. See no problems here senpai.
Ayden Flores
Sure was. Those bastard Brits were reaching for excuses.
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>The serious crimes, such as rape, murder, or impersonating an Egyptian, were usually punished in Britain with the death penalty.
Brandon Hughes
>Degenerate
Somehow I don't feel like I'm missing much.
Jace Reyes
Thinking about it. Every since meeting 9/10 my tolerance for gf's bullshit has become super low and I realize what a cunt she is. I don't deserve this.
He's an awesome little guy and loves me. Scared of trying to have a kid with her and him coming out autist too though, life's dream is to be a dad and raise smart, athletic sons. What's the science on that, anybody? Does one autistic kid with another man shit on our chances of having our own healthy kids? #1 life goal is to father healthy smart kids / have amazing family
Liam Price
>I feel like Jack Aubrey from Master and Commander sitting at the table with a bunch of mates, drinking from a chalice, about to fuck shit up in the Napoleonic Wars.
Cheers.
Sebastian Gomez
Other people have said it and I can as well: when you go nofap for a long time, little over a month, you start to have wet dreams a lot. The Bible talks about how if a man had a nocturnal emission in camp the night before he went to battle he was not allowed to go into battle with the rest of the men. I bet once you move beyond the stage of nocturnal emissions occurring in the night you'll gain a calm clarity wherein you don't even consider the fap as an option; you'll get yourself a wife and seed her every chance you get.
Liam Cruz
Whatever floats your boat dude, it just doesn't work for me. Fapping makes me more relaxed, and therefore makes it easier for me to talk to women because I don't feel like I need them, which makes me more attractive to them. And what's with all this talk about having to act "dominant" and shit? It just messes with your mind and makes you act like some deluded retard. Women like dudes that aren't trying to act a certain way on purpose.
Austin Peterson
Shit yes user
Jason Morgan
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Aaron Wood
Alan Jackson is my favorite country artist.
Easton Edwards
no better drinking music
Wyatt Brown
My wife is being a super bitch right now. If I had 9/10 autist mother on the side I'd probably give it a whirl.
I'm just sticking with my woman because she can take everything I have if I look at someone else the wrong way.
Austin Ramirez
Post whatcha drinking anons
Got my James Ready 5.5 (recommend to leafs) and a bottle of pic related by my side
Ryder Foster
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No, this is the best drinking song ever
Brody Cruz
This.
Also, looks like many genetic factors of autism are linked to the fathers DNA
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Don't let it stop you from living life man.
Austin Gomez
Yup,but it has to be good.
I'm not a hillbilly bumkin neather these are just the song's i remember my granparent's liked
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Owen Long
Was drinking the Dewars earlier. I've switched to the Capn.
Jackson Martinez
Thank god we're not married. I'm sorry user, maybe you can reconcile things by opening up to her and explaining how she makes you feel and highlighting this is intolerable and if it doesn't change, than the whole arrangement will.
Gabriel Moore
I'm comfy as fuck right now
Bentley Russell
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Isaac Moore
You don't have to act that way on purpose ; you just frame the nature of the conversation. When you banter and joke and she laughs your steering the conversation is certain way, you ask her particular questions, you give a little back and forth when she asks you a question... don't pretend like a woman doesn't want you to take the lead.
Alexander Walker
>Can't risk losing control of your power level
I have stories for you
>be me
>first weekend back at college
>go to bar in Manayunk with roommate and some cute girls
>pick them up in the uber
>already pretty fucked up from pre-game
>girl says something about transgender being good
>start going off and dropping Sup Forums redpills on transgender
>leave uber
>girls absolutely disgusted at this point
>tell them to fuck themselves
>give them a sieg heil before going into a different bar
>roommate hasn't gone out with me since
>be me
>host a house party
>get really fucked up
>start seeing some degenerate shit happening in my basement
>take out phone, plug it into speakers
>tell everyone to get the fuck out of my house
>start "waiting for the worms" by Pink Floyd (yes I know it's making fun of us, but normies don't)
>sing along and when the beat drops start giving Sieg Heils
>Everyone at this point is horrified and running for the door as I'm yelling "WAITING FOR THE QUEENS AND THE COONS AND THE REDS AND THE JEWS"
Ryder Cruz
And now for something completely different.