What would you do if your wife called you gay?

She found out you used to date traps and then she called you gay or other names because of it or says she's going to leave you because of it. What do you do?

futas are straighter than reverse futas

came here to say that

Reverse futas are straighter because they have a vagina.

cell her a bigot and a homophobe, obviously

What if she said she didn't care because she was conservative?

First I'd clean the feces out from under my fingernails with a nail brush. Then I would get and STD test.

On an otherwise 100% male body
That's pretty gay man.

>jotaro is 17
>gay people love him
figures

what my Czech friend here said

futas are gayer than traps
because trap bottom and futas top

Also why is Mayaka's head on a male body representing reverse futa?

Asking for a friend ?

Traps top because of the penis

futas are girls (female) with magic feminine penises

traps are girls (male) with biological feminine penises

therefore traps are gayer than futas

this, also futas are disgusting

Futa always have giant dicks and balls and always fuck the dude. That's super fucking gay.

Traps always have small (feminine?) penis and always get fucked and dominated.

>Futa always have giant dicks and balls
They usually don't. There's a specific tag for 'fully equipped'

please post more nasu i lost my folder

not my futa

it's about cute girls with cute dicks fucking their cute friends

kiss her and rub our dicks together.

Im gay but Wtf is a futa

traps never top, unless they fuck other traps
when having sex with non-trap males they expect to be penetrated
futas always penetrate males
>futas are girls (female) with magic feminine penises
no, futas have gigantic monster penises, not feminine at all

they might not always have balls, but they always have huge cocks

> wife calls me gay
> youre right baby, and that sounds like grounds for a no-fault divorce
>upgrade to newer model
this is a great plan

Futa on female is actually more straight than male on female.

That's because he looks like a 28 year old bodybuilder.

Unironically this 100%