I followed the packet instructions and my pizza melted. never buy this product

I followed the packet instructions and my pizza melted. never buy this product.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=MgvtKk83wsQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

How hard can an aussi shitpost holy fuck.

Let us wait and find out.

the idea was ridiculous at first glance but upon seeing the pizza I'm intrigued

id eat it honestly

youtube.com/watch?v=MgvtKk83wsQ

R-rude

Hungry hungry goyim

ill 1up ya cunt

How many butter knives did you have to bin today, Muhammad?

...

I work on the Heinz food processing plant in Tijuana and I do understand what happened to your product.

There is indeed a translation mistake on the packaging instructions that leads to the product melting.

We have received multiple complaints but the management plans to relocate the product assembly to the Heinz plant in Toledo Ohio, so we will not receive a new package with updated instructions anytime soon.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

I'm American and we ruin Italian cuisine every day, but even WE know that shit is not edible.

Fuck off, it is OUR job to fuck up Italian food.

you fucked it with a shitty translation. we are only manufacturers, not product designers.

Your product designers are doing it wrong! It needs to be BIGGER! WITH MORE GREASE! Also you need to make it THICC! Then call it "Authentico!"


You guys can't manufacture a bad copy, SAD!

Not their fault they can't understand bean. It's a shitty language anyway

dude open a thread about pizza in Sup Forums
meaning that the OpenPost have 892 iq


And trust me i know what i am saying :0

Shit is literally out of code by 17 years. Kek.

I've had a BBQ baked bean pizza before, I would recommend it

...

now in english.

oh you're lucky. my entire oven melted and burnt a hole in the floor

Fucking hell Aussie, you're supposed to put it on an oven tray.
Absolute madman.

i do ljke eat pizzas that i forget inside my freezer like 3 years.. yehh.. you know its a bit green but you know if you too lazy to buy a new one..
you too lazy, but your body tell you to eat something cuz u fat virgin also jew wich not worth the gas

havent seen a pizza in y ears that wasnt meant to be directly on the rACK

Oh. I can't get it here anyway, but thanks for the information.

>directly onto middle rack

so take a pic of the pizza you larping fag