Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - old shit, new flavour ~tasty~***

>CDU wants to be more conservative
>article: "conservative" covers a broad spectrum
tagesschau.de/inland/cdu-kurs-101.html

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
tagesschau.de/inland/bundestagsdebatte-109.html
>#120db women's movement against migrant violence protest on a concert
youtube.com/watch?v=pfJ7zBns6Ms
>State propaganda
ardmediathek.de/tv/FilmMittwoch-im-Ersten/Aufbruch-ins-Ungewisse/Das-Erste/Video?bcastId=10318946&documentId=49823526
>even more State propaganda
>Bundestag talking about Antifa blocking saturday's women's march
youtube.com/watch?v=BGA44z7v_7g
youtube.com/watch?v=5LkZTv9MqCs

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=JN5lILtlxKk
abcnews.go.com/amp/International/wireStory/turkish-group-press-charges-german-nationalist-53105721
>Turkish getting butthurt by Poggenburg (AfD) bant

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

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youtu.be/h1t8LTVFv6c
ardmediathek.de/tv/FilmMittwoch-im-Ersten/Aufbruch-ins-Ungewisse/Das-Erste/Video?bcastId=10318946&documentId=49823526
youtube.com/watch?v=fmkYi8kClpo
youtube.com/watch?v=M7tRKLKuppU
youtube.com/watch?v=FMd6JrdxmQo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

thread OP is getting to big, so this didn´t fit in

bump.
also:
slaves are too expensive, it is better to have people and gold'n shieeet gifted to you

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This makes me sad. Why do faggots always hate good old proven ways?

we need more "geht aufrecht" memes
Höcke and Poggenburg are the closest to what we need

Taylor Swift ist ein Hurensohn

Can't wait to see these fags thrown from buildings and cranes tbqh

>4.8.2011
Ob sie sowas in dem heutigen politischen Klima wieder veröffentlichen würden?

The virgin Brit/pol/
>doesn't out of fear of beheading
>"mascots" are slags and moeshit
>infested with tripfags
>has no party to support
VS the CH-A-D Kraut/pol/ & AfD General
in every second thread, no one dares to complain
>mascots are charming original characters
>only namefag has a Phd. in microbiology, respected by everyone
>proudly proclaims favorite party in the title

Feel to expand and pls make into an image

So is this, dare I say it, the soundtrack to our cultural revolution?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZFqn6YrUikA

>CDU wants to be more conservative
Hehe, we still won't vote them anymore.
Once a christcucktraitor always a christcucktraitor!
Unless they propose Rassenschutzgesetze or something, then I'd do it just for the lulz.
In the end there is no political solution to this anymore anywys.
Prepare for war, civilizations is a non-renewable.

good question.
all thanks yucel for setting this precedent, it is brilliant.

you need a deconstruction and btfo-ing of your msm more then anything else user

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>Filename
That's Ireland...

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how did you know?

Fug...

can someone repost the article about Sigmar Gabriel and the other old politicians realizing that they have destroyd themselves and are now blaming each other.
I think that it was at the conference in munich a week ago. It was also about Gabriel trying to become a minister again and all the others told him "that you have no chance"

>Dublin
Why are memeflag posters always retarded?

Hellseherische Fähigkeiten

impressive!

>Hoffnung von Millionen
~es schaun aufs Hakenkreuz voll Hoffnung schon Millionen~
Die Knechtshaft dau-ert nur nock kurze Zeit~

Hehe, me likey.

oy vey

Kurze Werbeunterbrechung : Heute,ca. 17.30,Livestream mit Volkslehrer, Eric Graziano, Mirijam aus Kandel, Sven Liebich uvm youtube.com/watch?v=c4c8NXB5ywo

Christlich Demographische Umvolkungspartei,
what did you eggspeggt?

I love Sven.

Bump

i need a quick rundown

and it seems to me, you let your life like a kandel in the wind..

t.EJ

bump

>68
The true spirit.
Kek, saved.
Is it made as a shitpost from /ourguys/ or was it some leftist that was unable to come up with a viral exploitable of his own?

i guess a leftist's version would have the spd fags in antifa rags

hab gelesen der gude maddin hätte wieder zu saufen begonnen, nach dem er so versagt hat.

falls er überhaupt jemals aufgehört hat.

F

Press "S" to spit on grave:

SS
:^)

fuck off. you are literally a Fag

Wat?
So... you were on the Chulz-train?

at least it is on your ID. it will be easier to identify you

whats him being on the lulz train got to do with you beimg a fag though?

I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY MARTIN SCHULZ LOST

Was it failing to finish primary school twice?
Was it having book seller as his only formal education?
Was it having no previous political achievements, but end up being a member of the European parliament?
Was it being one of the ugliest MEP?
Was it the raging alcoholism?
Was it begging people at his rallies to shout his name and clap?
Was it paying shills to call him the next Donald Trump?
Was it The_Schulz?
Was it the MEGA memes?
Was it not being for GroKo, but then for it?
Was it saying he would never be in the same government as Angela Merkel, but later demanding to be her Foreign Minister?
Was it shaking hands with George Soros?
Was it claiming the new Germany exists only in order to ensure the existence of the State of Israel and the Jewish people?
Was it being involved in the destruction of the EU free trade organization?
Was it bringing the SPD down to 16% and making it irrelevant?
Was it saying what refugees bring to Europe is worth more than gold?
Was it his support of voting rights for refugees?
Was it being used by Sigmar Gabriel and Frank-Walter Steinmeier as a pawn?

Or was it because he is a hateful, lying, power-hungry, overly ambitious, greedy, nasty Zionist?

Geez I just can't seem to put my finger on it!

Moin Kameraden
youtube.com/watch?v=GmhRugAvm8g

It was his turn to become chancellor! Fucking AfD destroyed everything

can't figure out why the Christlich Demographische Umvolkungspartei didn't loose more and is holding up at 33%
seems a remarkable emoirical value for such an experiment

Moin

>it is on your ID
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH(
Jusst noticed.
Holy shit, I want to reset my router now.
Remeber that one thread where the shill has an ID of "OvNj3wl8".
Ahhhhhh, I laughed randomly for the next few days when thinking of it.
Look at my ID, I guess I get a pink triangle for my efforts.

I love that Kopierpastete!

I hope that is something good, listening now.
....hahahaha.

We seriously need our own German-memes.
Reclam parodys is a first step, that is nice.
Maybe we could usefully appropriate the turkroach meme and use it against the likes of Özguz?

I-is this song about that one dude with the misstrauensvotum?
Or is it SPD chulz?
Or is it that one american pres?
Ah shit, I don't know.
I-is it about jews?

Brit/pol/ has gone too far. The day of reckoning ist kommt mein brüder!

Ich versuche Deutsch zu lernen, kann mir jemand einen guten deutschen Film empfehlen?

>I love Sven.

He's the best, a true German

Das Boot

youtu.be/h1t8LTVFv6c

10/10
Weiß aber nicht ob man das so im Ausland ohne VPN schauen kann:
ardmediathek.de/tv/FilmMittwoch-im-Ersten/Aufbruch-ins-Ungewisse/Das-Erste/Video?bcastId=10318946&documentId=49823526

>Maybe we could usefully appropriate the turkroach meme and use it against the likes of Özguz?
absolutely

Danke, will watch them both soon

>We seriously need our own German-memes.
That would require effort

es geschah am hellichten Tag

nach Dürenmatts "the promise"

Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=fmkYi8kClpo

It's s a lie. Every cuckservative party in Europe is promising this only because they see the writing on the wall of "far-right" success.

See: establishment cuckservatives in the Netherlands, France, Italy, the UK...

None of them have changed a thing at 10 or 15% right wing support. If anything, many have accelerated their globalist plans. Maybe they'll feel the heat at 25%.

There are multiple versions of Das Boot. Try to find the 4.8 hours long TV version

am I the only one who thinks those big Meerasseln are pretty cute?

Hate that pic. Always gives me the hebrew jewbies.

>cute asseln
it is indeed special my friend

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for as long as they have msm support and people believe msm anchors are their friends

>Christlich Demographische Umvolkungspartei

'Aufbruch ins Ungewisse' is that stupid pro fugee propaganda movie, only watch if you can enjoy your anger.
Unsere Mütter, unsere Väter is good. The international title is Generation War iirc.
Both versions of Die Brücke are worth a watch too.
Of course you can always watch any non-German movie or series in German.

Kek, i was trying to read the description and i thought it was a WW2 Jew concentration camp one

> Friedrich Dürrenmatt

Okay, I will make it my duty to autistically screech about.
It will become part of my identity.
Once I get better at typing I may become a "Spelling-Autiste" as well.

Bonganon, keep making threads and get rid of the chronic tripfags and shitposters.
Do something, even if it's just throwing a hissyfit on twitter or berating the police for being a joke and a 1984 nightmare at the same time.

We really need to do this sometime.
I think, if we put our minds to it we may even make it into a news-cycle.
It'd be fun.
Perhaps we can also generate a "Nazi-Pepe-Controversy" if we make enough radical Putsch-Chan memes.

>That would require effort
Yes, but nothing good ever comes without effort.
Also, I think having a goal and working together could truly be uplifting to the more gloomy anons of Kraut/pol/.
I am discussing possibilities of consolidation and cooperation on 8ch.
Perhaps I may try to assemble an archive of resources and tutorials required to make memes.
A tool-box of sorts.
Because, we truly do need activity, else the generals will just die out.
It's already a problem for Deutsch/pol/ over at 8ch.

Yeah, I'd never vote them again desu.
What I am preparing to laugh about is the NPD/Die Rechte sropping up once shit starts accelerating towards the fan at ever higher rates.
I am no Hitlerite, not even a NatSoc, but it'd be fun as long it doesn's actually turn totalitarian.

>That thread-pic
Kek.

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Are their any good (unbiased?) German dramas about the GDR-era through the 60s and 80's? Not just in Berlin.

Also, seconding Generation War. It's great.

bloody hell Christlich Demographische Umvolkungspartei, you really were ahead of that meme

yes that was the best one.

maybe old series like tim thaler are entertaining and good for deutsch lessons.
it is about a boy who sold his ability to laugh to a mysterious powerful and rich "baron"

youtube.com/watch?v=M7tRKLKuppU

I'd make more sense if was. SA was actually a prosperous nation that took in refugees from Europe back then.

generation war looks really good, i remember seeing it somewhere before might give it another go

Auf einer vereinsübergreifenden Sozialtagung wurde ich damals, als solch eine Aussage kurz vor der Wahl getätigt wurde ausgeschlossen, da ich Meinung meine dazu äußerte, dass dies schwer antidemokratisch ist eine zugelassene Partei derartig zu verumglimpfen und zum nichtwählen auszurufen, da dies vergleichbar sei mit der Aussage, dass man nicht bei Juden kaufen soll.

Naja, wie ein gewisser Götz zu sagen pflegte, die können mich im Arsche lecken.

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Should i watch it with subtitles>

>Naja, wie ein gewisser Götz zu sagen pflegte, die können mich im Arsche lecken.

Heil Götz, er hat schon so viel für Deutschland getan.

Der ist mir neu.
Das Bild ist relevant möglicherweiße.

Original language with German subs is basically how I learned English so the reverse should work too.
I don't know if the ARD site even allows EN subs and you'll probably need a VPN.

>Kubitschek ist die Wiedergeburt des Götz von Berlichingen

Netflix has got it luckily cheers

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>er kennt Kubitschek nicht

youtube.com/watch?v=FMd6JrdxmQo

werent cdu in government at that time or was that a state election?

> arabic
> no benis
> gangbang reference

Hmm, I wonder why won't they do this near a mosque?

Because faggots secretly hate themselves

because they'd be jailed for hate crime

>CH-A-D
I see what you did there

>Dublin
Wouldn't this fall under Irish blasphemy laws?

If there's something left of them.

why would it?