Is this the correct way to consume "burgers"?

Is this the correct way to consume "burgers"?

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>he doesn't eat his "burgers" like sponge cake

The only incorrect way of eating is not putting food into your mouth.

>stabs the food in a random place with the fork and cuts somewhere else, instead of using knife and fork in unison

Why the FUCK do shows do this? You can't cut shit like that, you'll just make a mess.

>using a knife and fork
>not blending it together with fries and a shake

You are just not using sacred nippon steel folded 10000 times stupid gaijin.

Germans invented the hamburguer

Is this how to eat a Snickers bar?

What do people say when they eat something from Europe?

E-U!

I'm not really a "burger purist", so I don't care how you eat it, as long as you remember to clap afterwards.

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Same reason you're a dumbass when it comes to chopsticks

>TFW Celiac
>TFW always have to order burger without bun and have to cut it

Actually romans did, look it up

>Romans
>Actually doing anything for us.

This is how the fucking Swedes would do it.

I hate the way Swedes eat everything.

They eat EVERYTHING with a fork and knife and take a fucking century to eat.

Brought peace?

That's even more interesting, I'll read about it, thanks.

Shut up.

>he doesn't regurgitate his stomach and directly consume food with it
pleb

murkajin here

if i see this i will gut you like a pig with my freedom knife

have a nice day

Do Americans really not do this?

but chopsticks are easy to hold

Is it that time again?

It depends on the burger.

You're forced to do it if the burger is too huge to fit your mouth or the span of your grip.

Why would you? The entire point of a bun is so that you can hold it in your hands. You don't eat a sandwich with a fork and knife

Only at Kumas

if you're a fucking handlet/mouthlet then eat some sliders

Putting meat on bread is surely an invention as old as agriculture.

What's a slider?

Depends on the size of the burger.
That one looks way too small to bother cutting.

Yes but the romans were the first documented to grill it and eat it on a bun

Little tiny burgers

>A poptart is a sandwich

I can't believe people are discussing this.
This is obviously not how you eat a burger.

I mean maybe if you wanna look like a retard then this is the thing to do for you but normally you just grab it and take a bite.

WE wuz burgers n shiet

Why? OP's image looks pretty elegant and less messy. No chance of things falling out from the other end.

>~80 stars in the text
This bothers my autism.

If you're ever in a situation where a burger requires a knife and fork, you're either a tight mouthed pussy with lips more fit for Chad's cock, OR it's some poorly put together Bubble Bass meme burger.
There really doesn't need to be more than meat, cheese, lettuce, onion and tomato. Shit most people forgo the tomato. Pickle or bacon is also acceptable.

If the patty needs to be stacked, then the patty is too small. Fix your meat to veg ratio or get another burger.

>counted every star

pure autism

Is a jelly doughnut a sandwich?

If you have something between bread then it's a sandwich

Clap as in after a Hollywood movie or clap to the deity Gochiuso-sama?

>implying a hotdog is a sandwich

does it even have to be bread? what about s'mores?

So a layer cake is also a sandwich?

They made an unwieldy yet fancy numerical system.

>Not getting the reference

Has she been able to finish anything since her scandal-breakup?

cookies/biscuits are bread too

Get some hambagu

This looks disgusting for some reason.

No it's a fucking donut.
No it isn't. It's not called a fucking donut sandwich or a hotdog sandwich.
You could put hotdogs between slices of bread and call it a hotdog sandwich, and that would be a different thing than a regular sausage inna bun.

The trick I use to know if something is a sandwhich is to see if people use the word "sandwich" to describe it.
Submarine sandwich? Looks good.
Burrito sandwich? You're a fucking idiot.

Isn't it?

I'm right and you all know it

I think Toga knows how.
Who and what know?

a hotdog is just a submarine sandwich, just smaller and with different meat

There is no right way to consume the cholesterol bombs which are American burguers, senpai.

Sorry, I don't know ALL the cult classic movies worth knowing by society.

Is an "ice cream sandwich" a "real" sandwich, in your mind?

spot the europoor

too worried about ruining your girlish figure, huh?

No.

If they're too big.

What about invisible sandwiches

Nice and rare. Mmmmm.

/ck/ get out

I just don't want to die at 35 with my arteries clogged desu

This guy is a joke though

KFC calls bacon and cheese between two pieces of fried chicken a sandwich.

The eating girl (Yuka) and another youtuber (Hajime-shachou) were an item and they broke up after Yuka found out Hajime was cheating on her. Fan backlash for everyone involved.

I'll start eating healthy tomorrow I promise.

yummy

This. I bought a good blender and just blend my food and drink it. Makes eating faster and less troublesome.

usually girls eat more when depressed so I'm pretty sure she must be unstoppable right now

How fucking disgusting. Just like fags who eat pizzas with forks and knives.

>eating like a savage
fucking caveman

>McdDonald's anime comercial kicks in

36 fatass here. The trick is to NOT EAT THEM ALL THE DAMN TIME.

>not folding your pizza so you've got two layers of crust

I thought this would be a loli liek burg thread.

nice anime thread

And now you've made it a sandwich.

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j/a/ck thread?

mos burger?

Is a sub not a sandwich?

>A pizza sandwich
I fail to see a problem

Also, while looking for this pic, found pic related

IDK, Brock, are onigiri sandwiches?

That's fucking disgusting. Leafs can never criticise food again.

Nigger, have you ever HAD poutine? Best fucking hangover food ever.

But why would you eat microwaved pre-frozen poutine?

Can we start posting burgs already.

Objectively false. The best food hungover, drunk or sober is meat from something you killed yourself. Preferably a deer.

I fucking hate these people so much. If you're going to just look slack-jawed when ordering and waste everyone's time, why don't you just go inside? The drive-thru is for people who want to get food quickly, and to do that everyone needs to know their order.

Yes I mad

How do YOU eat it? With your hands?

No restaurants open?
Agreed, but what if you're in an area with no available wildlife?

Only if it's really messy.