ITT: post your literally me

ITT: post your literally me

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>literally me

You're spooky

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Me if I were a cute girl.

Literally me.

I want to rape you!

I want you to rape me!

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b-brah

big head
dead
nerd
autist
poorfag
scardycat
thot

wow you guys literally suck

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I am real black swordsman.

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>intelligent
>nihilistic
>wicked sense of humor

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Me on the right.

You're a SJW?

I'm not the only one who is unusually scared of toasters right?

I just wish they came with a timer so I know when it comes out.

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when it doesn't pop all the way up and you gotta put your fingers inside to pull it out
even when it's unplugged i get weirded out

hownew.ru

You wouldn't happen to be cute little girls would you?

For me it's Yui - intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

oh hello ZAKU

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I am here to posy nobody, because i am nobody.

Just not cute.

Always has been.

intelligent nihilistic etc. you know the drill

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Literally me

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>protagonist's fat friend.jpg

>and the protagonist is the main character of a harem show, while you're hated by every single girl
it hurts

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Fuuka is the best Nanoha that will ever Nanoha.

You're great.

You can sit on my lap.

Literally me

;_;

as of 2017, i have fully plunged into being an alcoholic.

Very true

u wish
i bet u dont even squat

For me I'm literal - sense, wicked, nad have a nihilistic humor of intelligism

Dumb, optimistic and with a clean sense of humor

I just want to be fucked hard and silly in all my holes by big hard cocks, is that so much to ask for?

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I take the lead but my childish outbursts tend to take it way too far, i also hate shitty brats.

I just grunt all day but people think my show is good lol what a bunch of try hard assholes

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My sister in law! Considering, since Kagami is mai waifu.

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the OP says LITERAL, not FANTASY

I know
I didn't want to be born like this

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Lewd

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At the risk of being associated with tripfags and their never-ending quest to give cancer:

Mostly the faults of these two.
An idiot who sees things coming but can't stop people from doing them anyway and can't move forward while adhering to archaic and simplistic ideals and morality.
I'm kind and dedicated to others but they seldom return the same.
I deny my desires.

me on the lower right

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well, now i know what i have to go read before i go to bed. again.

get outta here raph, i might be a coward but i'm pure

Yeah its a great one, I wish I could service some anons like that

i wish you could, too.

this has ruined my mood to read them lol

what's stopping you now?

Sorry user, I guess Im getting carried away

i just wish there was a way i could help, so now reading them makes me feel sad.

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The fact that I don't any anons that would use me like a dick sleeve In my area is pretty much the only reason.

Too serious too have friends or social life

whats the general area you live in, user

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Southeast Texas, its hard to find stuff like that in my area

well, if im ever back in san antonio

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Imagine if people in this thread weren't 100% ironic.

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;_;

According to akinator, I'm Yamagami Lucy.

Does that count?

Including the bear pyjamas.

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I don't like UMAs though.

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>2 right feet