" You want me to do what with my mouth ? "

" You want me to do what with my mouth ? "

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stop posting astolfo

I want you to smile

THE EGGS
ALL OF THEM

Yes. Simply pull the trigger.

To give the succ

I just fapped to Astolfo and I don't feel gay.

Bite all faggots in the dick.

Not just your mouth, Tuvan singing requires a lot of throat work.

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I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY PENIS IN IT AND SUCK!!!!!

also OP is a frenchfag

This is a guys underwear.

I got teary eyed when Sieg came back. Is this okay?

Good one user!

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I'm going in

If only Astolfo is a real girl and not a trap, it would be 100% perfect Girl!

It's very cute and natural

Just flip him over and you can't tell the difference.

Or he can fall like this and become pure 100% girl...

Shut it.

>French posting Astolfo
It's like pottery. Pic related: two average French boys at a cafe.

It's fine user.
I too broke down in tears when realising we'd have to suffer his existence some more.

That armor looks very warm

>that waist
>that belly
Why?
This shouldn't be possible.

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can someone explain to this newfag what this meme is

Have UTW lost all enthusiasm for the series? They were hot shit the first few episodes and I was able to watch it Sunday night, they've been getting slower since.

I want to smell his underwear!

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I'm not posting this image here

It's not gay to get sucked by a guy, right?

I, Jannu, determine it to be incredibly gay.

>pretending Astolfo isn't a trap
>as if it doesn't excite you more

Seriously though, I'm convinced that attraction to Astolfo doesn't make you gay. I mean, how could it? The guy's basically a girl.

It's been said time and time again, being attracted to a trap just means you're so manly and straight anything slightly feminine gets you off.

I wish modern fate was good, or bearable at all.

Yep, blowjobs from cute traps are best.

it never was good.
you just had shit taste when you watched the first one.

Don't deny it, Accept it now and save yourself years of conflict and denial. There is no shame in it.

Get some orthodontic work, that snaggletooth is unsightly and it scrapes my dick.

Wat is needed to build a body lik astolfos

French trap genes.

Imagine a girl with Astolfo's personality and looks just without the dick. Is she still as cute?

Good genes
Good diet
Being extremely high maintenance with your looks

If you have a man face then it's already over.

New Apocrypha cover

Reminder that original artist actually has drawn this!

Astolfo is a generic as fuck sweet anime girl and the only thing that makes him speshul is that (s)he has dick, otherwise y'all faggots would regard the character as forgettable and trash.

Fuck off and lurk more.

You're too gentle if only a sharp fang does that.

No shit. Doesn't mean I'm going to stop jacking off to him.

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I want to see Astolfo's cute butt tongued by a monster!

should've just posted that picture, would have saved you time.

This one?

Lurk more and fuck off.

HAHA TOP KEK US OLDFAGS RIGHT

You need to go back

Unironically yes. Astolfo is super cute.

NYEEEHHHH

pls go

Yes, and? Being a cute boy is all he needs

>character is generic and boring except for the thing that makes them not generic and boring
you cracked the code user!

B-But, which one do I believe in?

"How do you do, fellow old fags?"

>armour
You mean those daggers on the front that will stab into his thighs if he lifts them?

Who cares. There's no sexuality with 2D. It's just whatever you want it to be without social commentary or norms.

do you guys think they went too overboard with the trap thing with Astolfo? pink hair, ribbons in his hair, pretty long hair, nice slender legs, the outfits he wears as default, dat voice and so on? at least D'eon wears pants like a normal person.

>If only Astolfo is a real girl and not a trap, it would be 100% Girl!
That's better

Here, ill give you the test.... Would you prefer Astolfo have a penis or a vagina? Nothing changes about him, except the genitals.

Oh hey there old man. You might wanna get lost. I'm the resident trap flavour of the month round these parts.

What is the story behind this? I've seen it posted so many times before.

The only mistake was the voice

Ignoring the fact that it was explained in this very thread, lurk more.

estrogen.

This isn't /vg/ though, where everyone is a year behind thanks to living their entire life in a bubble

>if you have a man face, it's already over.
Not so fast, makeup can give you new facial features, or erase some that you already have. Though, you have to be pretty experienced to pull it off.

>that one doujin where Astolfo and D'Eon have consensual heterosexual penetrative sex in the missionary position.

it's something that posted on average twice every 6 months so most people have seen it some time and know what's it about, maybe you happened to just never be around when it someone explained what it was all about but even if that is the case, I believe it's better to just think of you as a newfag and tell you to study your Sup Forums culture or make a simple use of google, a very fundamental tool.

>post is made in reply to a comment saying "THE EGGS ALL OF THEM"
>no replies to the webm besides mine
>in other threads, it is also always posted without context or explanation
>"IT WAS EXPLAINED ALREADY, SHEESH!!!"
Riiigggghhhhtttt.

What a jackass.

Post alexander

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Yoga
Cardio
Lavender soap and body lotion
+Soy and greens
-red meat and dairy
Facial reconstructive surgery
Laser hair removal
Become 2D

>Watched

Except I read the fucking VN like a decent human being, faggot.

Post lewdest Astolfos

EAT DA POO POO

Sew it shut.

if he doesn't have a booty, then just starvation

Astolfo is a cute boy who should not be bullied for dressing in a manner that best exemplifies his features. He is a proud Paladin of Charlemagne is should be respected as such!

>Have UTW lost all enthusiasm for the series?
Everybody has.

If you have a working brain you should understand it already, this is my first time seeing it and i already understand by actually reading the thread.

Is this love?

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Who fucking reads a thread like this? I'm only here for the images. You people's pathetic comments about your gay fantasies are not worth reading.

That I'm feeling

Can boys/girls love boys?

>I don't want to read this thread
>but also can someone give an explanation for me to read

It's not gay, he's just from a different time.