>PMQS VERDICT Corbyn forgets to ask a question – but luckily for him, the PM’s all out of zingers just like KFC thesun.co.uk/news/5633422/
>Jeremy Corbyn brands storm over his meetings with a Soviet-backed spy 'nonsense' and refuses to answer Theresa May's demand he authorise the release of any Stasi files on him dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5413357/
LADS I just gave a fake email of mine as an employer reference in one of my job interviews, thinking that it wouldn't come to it but they actually offered me a job. Apparently they only send an email with some shitty form to fill out, should I do it and what are the chance they will find out?
Levi Hall
Alcoholic user are you going to stop being stupid?
Jayden Reyes
yeah that sounds like satanic bum sex music
Jackson Richardson
i'm going to try
Chase Ward
I was going to say that's quite clever but surely the forms require a signature that you'll have to forge? Why did you lie in the first place?
William Nguyen
>meme flag
Jose Harris
just phone them and explain but lie so you don't sound like a mong
Noah Carter
Damn right >you never had a teacher you wanted to fuck up the arse
Brody Brooks
I don't know, I sperged out, it does say NAME COMPANY POSITION at the end so it's like a signature
Isaiah Campbell
First off they are very limited now in what they can ask, just if you worked there and when. Second a lot of places dont bother even sending them - my company only bothers for senior managers.
Cooper Phillips
You will be fine - as long as it is filled in and returned. They never check these things out.
Although sometimes they require a business email and not personal.
Isaiah Murphy
me
Jackson Gutierrez
>3 seconds in >utter wank gay twangy vibrato and shit tone closed
why do bellends try and make music
Jeremiah Williams
They did send it to me on the gmail account so apparently they were fine with that. I'll go with it and see what happens
Dominic Myers
>Teachers pet not sure you've got the scenario quite right idk
Jordan Davis
Hark at fucking guthrie govan oven here.
Camden Campbell
You already lied once, might as well keep the lie going
Wyatt Foster
>>meme flag I use it because I'm behind a proxy because my fucking landlord won't disable the Sky Broadband Shield
Camden Bennett
just made it at 6 foot
Levi Gray
For the British people to survive the coming crisis the nation must be absolutely and unconditionally united. All divisions within the nation must be abolished. All class structures eradicated. All social hierarchies wiped out. All artificial social barriers based on outdated habits, passing fashions, obsolete traditions, class prejudices, snobbery, or bourgeois egoism will be eliminated. All divisions which leave a great number of British people excluded, exploited, mocked, ridiculed, and poor will end.
Without absolute unity there can be no strength, and without strength we cannot fight. All Englishmen and women tied to this nation through the bonds of blood will be regarded as the highest nobility regardless of their rank or economic position. The British people must be fully mobilised with a singular, uncompromising will to destroy the enemy.
Dominic Brown
Do you still live near your old boxing gym?
Colton Johnson
Well you might as well just keep the lie up, if you've already been offered a job they'll just want to tick boxes and make sure you aren't a psychopath or liar (kek).
Your only other alternative is to never reply to the email and lead them to believe the email you gave them is wrong or has a typo, which they would they be probably unlikely to follow up about.
William Bennett
>guthrie govan hes shite too steaming 3 day old dog shit to be precise
>muh i can play fast bro lol yeah so can 3 million chink 12 year olds on youtube
guy cant make music, he can recite it
Nathaniel Harris
Why would any self-respecting Brit join Israel's puppet fag army?
As long as the enemy is standing on British soil there can be no peace. As long as the enemy is breathing British air there can be no peace. As long as the enemy is laying hands on British people there can be no peace.
All crimes committed against the British people will be avenged. Every murder, every robbery, every rape, every theft, every burglary, every assault, every insult. All will be avenged tenfold. Nothing is forgotten or forgiven. From Blair to the Rotherham rape gangs justice for our people will be delivered.
Brandon Wright
Yeah I'll just go with it. The truly autistic thing is that my actual past manager will probably be happy to provide a reference if I asked.
Sebastian Walker
Bet you listen to Blur or some other dull normie shit
Jason Thomas
>the Sky Broadband Shield i thought the default for that was to only block during daytime they might have changed it but you might want to check
Benjamin Howard
no i listen to bands you don't even know exist and probably never will because you havent put the time in
Juan Stewart
That's also true when you're not having a shit. Balls are weird. Why the fuck did you lie then??
Anthony Lopez
kek. I binged loads of his videos the other day. Pretty fun
Camden Hill
The adverts aimed at the minorities is merely a token gesture by the civilian advertising agency the army outsoured to. Enjoy the NEET life though.
Lucas Baker
Good lad. That'll do you the world of good. You'll probably still end up getting wrecked at some point but at least you'll remember to tuck your chin and throw back next time.
Jonathan Fisher
Name one
Leo Cox
dumb frogposters
Jaxon Hernandez
drumpf
Andrew Gray
cruel to triggered lanky virgins with the truth
Michael Parker
Don't Reply To Tripfags Tripfags Take Dick We Beat Tripfags And Their Whores Too Tripfags Are Faggots
Parker Jackson
They raise smol pony
Jonathan Wilson
>i thought the default for that was to only block during daytime they might have changed it but you might want to check No it still blocks all the Sup Forums boards, under category of >Anonymizers, filesharers and hackers kek
Ryan Lee
I touched a vagina once. Was quite gross desu senpaitachi
Matthew Bennett
Wtaf? You two got ball worms or something? Balls are not supposed to squirm, trust me. Unless somethings getting ready to hatch...
Jonathan Jackson
Anybody live there?
Charles Russell
Ok LARPfag
Adam Evans
We need to take immigrants from right wing places like Japan and South Korea. They'll be minorities and still be able to redpill and BTFO the enemies of the state.
Aiden Fisher
On the Shetlands yeah
Mason Collins
dumb frogposter vaginas are amazing what is wrong with you Look it up and look closely at your own when you're sat there, they move around very slightly and constantly, it's probably how the whole area is reacting to temperature and shit like that.
Kevin Flores
The only thing I know about the Shetlands is that it's where the ponies are from and there's a brewery there that makes a nice oatmeal stout.
They do lat pull down your pants, move your old man out the way and watch your ballbag move around, it never stops, it's mad
Connor Rodriguez
did you have to buy a pass to post? or have you found a proxy that's not blocked every time i've tried to use a vpn it's been blocked
Alexander Davis
I can confirm.
Benjamin Adams
Good few, no, and I'm sure it's lovely
Nathaniel Gray
joined the Scottish Libertarian Party today independence, euroscepticism and right wing perfect.
Kayden Phillips
i don't understand why they have no roof
Tyler Nelson
I found a great japanese piece of software that updates their proxies regularly, some are blocked but some work (until they're blocked)
Nathaniel Gutierrez
traditional, liberal democrat voters. theyre basically evolved, scottish vikings. It feels dystopic and weird there.
Jaxon Anderson
>In the 2016 Scottish Parliament election the party stood in the West Scotland,[8] Mid Scotland and Fife, North East Scotland[9] regions and the Edinburgh Central constituency.[10] The party received its highest percentage of votes in Edinburgh Central with 0.3%, or 119 votes. The party received 650 votes in Mid Scotland and Fife, 552 in North East Scotland and 480 in West Scotland, for a total of 1805 votes in Scotland.[11][12][13][14]
Christian Harris
she's got pretty good bants
Josiah Howard
Honestly been looking for a isolated place to buy a piece of land and just live, looking at Alaska but I want someplace cold and dark. Wondering if Shetlands are darker than Alaska? Not too much sun you think?
Brody Rogers
anime belongs in the trash
Levi Wright
This changes my view towards the party how? I still agree with most of their policies.
Christopher Cox
I love watching his videos. He's actually not a fake, and regularly gets arrested, which is refreshing and of course makes it more entertaining.
The absolute madman even broke into Big Brother. Can't wait until that video is uploaded.
Eli Cook
I doubt the Shetlands is as bad as Alaska but it's probably similar, yeah. At a complete guess: they're designed for desert patrols and movement and so protection from sniper fire isn't necessary because no urban use and speed. That's all I can think of. What policies exactly? dumb frogposter
Jonathan Lopez
it's been like half an hour and i cant stop thinking about this post lmao
Blake Parker
explosion in leicester
Adrian Ward
what first brought you to Sup Forums? was it the dick? most who don't come for the anime come for the dick
Jackson Cooper
It's a LARP don't worry
Ryan Watson
Land is pretty expensive there, light would be about similar to Alaska.
Evan Taylor
maddest thing was when he climbed Stealth at Thorpe Park. Hard to watch stuff like that, it only takes one bad move...
Carter Myers
invasion in hastings
Lucas Brooks
i came from the_donald actually
Jose Scott
>Land is pretty expensive there Why is this?
Kevin Sanchez
Mainly the constitution, privacy trade and their isolationist stance. I've voted SNP all my life purely based off Independence but recently I've been thrown off.
Carson Smith
>At a complete guess yeah would guess if you've decided to don't need an armoured roof and walls why bother with any
Kayden Gonzalez
You're forgetting how small the UK is compared to America. Saudi Princes and other international billionaires own something stupid like 70% of Scotland. You can always check, but I'm 90% sure something in Sheltand would be extortionate.
