What exactly are they teaching them in angel school that they all come out completely maladjusted?

What exactly are they teaching them in angel school that they all come out completely maladjusted?

basically they're a bunch of sheltered suburban kids that wind up living in the ghetto

some adapt naturally like Raphi
some get corrupted like Gabu
some become nervous wrecks like Tapis

being nice to their senpais, I guess?

If my senpais looked like this I'd be nice to them, too.

How do I get Gab to kick me like that?

>tfw lately I'm finding Gab quite hot when I used to think she was the most unatractive

>when I used to think she was the most unattractive

How? She's super pretty.

too small and flat for my taste

Amazing how such a tiny little detail can make an artwork so much hotter.

Tell her to clean her room while she's busy paying the microtransaction Jew

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>small
>not cute

Sniff her butt without permission

Small flat chested girls are my type usually but for some reason Gab is at the bottom of my list.

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Attempt to make her do absolutely anything of value

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is it right to lewd satania when my waifu is vigne

She just purchase the shirt from the demon infomercial channel not knowing what it means.

Satanachia is pure.

Yes.

She's a bit mentally handicapped so it's questionable

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Raphi?

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Simultaneously the most normal and creepiest of the angels

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Me and Satania

Would it be masochism if you want to move in with Gabriel?

Not if you enjoyed video games as she did. You'd have to get used to the smell though.

Not MMORPG, the most boring kind of grindfest on earth.

It's okay. Dumb Chuuni girls just need a nice user that will protect them.

I'm probably even worse than her, I unironically played idle games.
I would have to at least clean up the old food containers though because fuck living in a trash can.

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>this will never be you

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Satania needs a leash.

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How to sexually please men.

Is it possible to sign up as assistant for that?

Does Vigne have a hair whorl that she can't fix?

Have a smug Satania.

This is a mischievous grin to me. Doesn't look smug.

Is this better

She looks shy and cute IMHO.

Jumping in with Grade A Premium Smug Satania

I can't believe the things she did with that chain, a penis really shouldn't bend that way

I'm not sure if it's smug. I guess so but I think her cheeks are too pink.

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He was talking about the angels.

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Butt not fat enough.

They're a bunch of super sheltered kids living in Ned-Flandersland who have all their urges repressed. So when they're given a little bit of freedom and some exposure to the outside world they go overboard.

I wonder if Raphi did to someone in angel school the same thing she does to Satania

but was there anyone in angel school as DEVILISH as Satania?

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bully bait

>some adapt naturally like Raphi
Uhhh, angels aren't supposed to become evil trolls

Raphi is more devilish than Satania and Raphi was in angel school. Also the question is was there target as good as Satania, not was there someone as devilish as Satania.

> - t. never read any relilgious text ever

Sexy gabu

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That actually looks good, for once.

Remember that time they set up a "sneak satania into heaven" story and then just didn't do anything with it

the show could've been so much better if it had an actual sense of humor

this was particularly apparent in the Satanichia jokes: they almost always ended too soon with S getting scolded or ridiculed or something like that
they should've let her succeed more to make the jokes actually funny

for example, imagine if the job interview scene wouldn't have ended with "lmao S is getting scolded!", but rather, the teacher would've praised the hell out of Satanichias strong self-esteem and creative ways - and the kind demon girl would've just been completely confused over that. that could have been funny, now it was like totally boring and predictable

this, too. they just didn't know comedy. a shame, I kinda liked the show at the start.

What goes on in hell that Viñeta ends up coming out a perfect angel and Sataña only knows how to sin very, very lightly in cheesy, trivial ways?
Both obviously get stipend reductions for not terrorizing humanity.

Both heaven and hell are clearly retarded.

>if it had an actual sense of humor
>projecting

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I want to fuck tapris!

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Tapris got a pair too?

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The fuck is this?

muslim Satania

Wouldn't a muslim Satania deliberately not wear a najib? It's like a free devil point.

You didn't understand Satania at all. She doesn't do things that are actually objectionable

Lovers.

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Raphi was born corrupted.

Heaven practices the purest form of love.
Yes.

She is the polar opposite of shy.

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Didn't Gab more or less expect her to act like that? So I'd assume yes

>ACK didn't get triggered at this for the whole day

Are we finally free?

I think he's a regular in /vg/ now.

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>tfw no socially maladjusted angel to bully you

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Raphi.

I think I'm obsessed with Gabu, Sup Forums. I want to worship her.

Oh, gross. Poor Vigne! Can you imagine being stuck under a blanket with stinky Gabuchan?

Does anyone have that manga crop of Tapris using the intehnetto?

>flat
>small
Pick one.

i'd go fully under the blanket and take a big whiff

>go to heaven after having been a good person all your life
>get bullied for the rest of eternity

Understandable, though I doubt she would want any worship.

I just want to make her happy.

It's nice to see Sup Forums is finally coming around to perfection.

The only thing that would make her happy is if you leave money and food on her doorstep without ever pursuing any interaction with her.

I do understand where you are coming from though, she seems like a decent person to hang out with