Monogatari OPs

Dark Cherry Mystery > Kogarashi Sentiment > Fast Love > Orange Mint > Staple Stable > Decent Black > Futakotome > Platinum Disco > Renai Circulation > Mein schatz > Mathemagics > Ambivalent World > Kaerimichi > Terminal Terminal > Perfect Slumbers > Sugar Sweet Nightmare > White Lies > The Last Day of my Adolescence > Happy Bite > Mōsō Express > Yuudachi Houteishiki > Chocolate Insomnia > Marshmallow Justice

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I wish I had the autism necessary to go over all of the OPs and give them a proper list, but fuck that. All I know is Dark Cherry Mystery, Kogarashi Sentiment and Mathemagics are the best ones in whatever order you want to put them in.

Just go watch them all once again and see which ones you actually remember after watching them.

You are a fucking genius.

marshmallow justice is best though

>Kaerimichi higher than Sugar Sweet Nightmare or Marshamallow Justice

>mousou express that low

Its not amazing.

Sugar Sweet Nightmare that low.
Other than the middle moaning section which I cut out, it's extremely catchy and unique.

You really don't know platinum disco and renai circulation? Even people who have no interest in monogatari or even anime know those fucking OPs.

Why are all the Shinobu openings so bad?

Because they're more serious instrumental pieces that average gatarifags can't handle?
>tfw Maaya is all tsundere and won't sing with her godly voice for Shinobu
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Because she doesn't sing in any of them.

>tfw Maaya is all tsundere and won't sing with her godly voice for Shinobu

This is why they are bad.

this entire series has been on my backlog since 2009

Don't bother unless you want to end up making comments like pic related

whats wrong with what he said?

It's good, give it a shot.

I can't rate them like that, but
>Visuals
decent black > kogarashi sentiment > Yuudachi Houteishiki
>Music:
Platinum disco > Chocolate insomnia > Renai Circulation > orange mint > mathemagics

Those are all I actually remember,

Its one of those things you need to understand without understanding

Why do IRC teens screencap their own posts?

>he screen capped his own post
Ah, a false flag

ah, a samefag

mathemagics >

Your list is shit.

>God Tier
Marshmallow Justice, Hakkin Disco, Kimi no Shiranai Monogatari

>High Tier
Chocolate Insomnia, Kogarashi Sentimental, Mathemagics, Sono Koe wo Oboeteru, Sayonara no Yukue

>Great Tier
Staple Stable, Ren'ai Circulation, The Last Day of My Adolescence

>Good Tier
Kaerimichi, Ambivalent World, Futakotome, Perfect Slumbers, White Lies, Orange Mint, Yuudachi Houteishiki, Dark Cherry Mystery, Kieru Daydream, Ai wo Utae

>Mediocre Tier
Mousou Express, Decent Black, Terminal Terminal, Snowdrop, Hana'ato -shirushi-, Whiz

>Meh Tier
Sugar Sweet Nightmare, Fast Love

>Bad Tier
Happy Bite, Mein Schatz

>ClariS Tier
Naisho no Hanashi, Border, Shiori

>Elder God tier placed below bad tier
Now this is just confusing.

>Meaningless conversations: the anime

It is though.

Terrible animation: the motion picture

Abomination of art style: the videotape

>No real plot: the cinematic

>I just pasted grade 12 psychology btw: the feature film

Is it your goal to derail all monogatari threads from now on?

Trust me I'm (not) a therapist: the story

>replies to every comment: the butthurt autist

Nothing will ever beat Orange Mint.

>I swear its not waifu bait: the program

>womans daytime drama: the animation

>The Young and the Restless: the production

Your ranking is mostly shit, but you have your priorities in the right place.

>service for the fans: the cartoon

>waifushit but 3deep4u: the caricature

>not posting an image: the comment

fuck you faggot: my reply

>getting back to the point: the suggestion

>14 seasons of nothing happening: the plot

>dialog: the demonstration

>being so butthurt about a fucking chinese cartoon you spend almost an hour shitposting about it: the thread

bilibili.com/video/av13536 669/
math op2 best