Post you're hurricanefu. Mine is Irma

Post you're hurricanefu. Mine is Irma.

>Seasonal Waifus

fpbp

Katrina was and always will be my hurricanefu

kek

>all that hype about Harvey
>Irma will actually be hurricane of the season
Texasfags btfo

Only on Sup Forums where people would waifu a goddamn storm.

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>tfw no hurricane or anything where I live
I just want happenings

Would you Sup Forums?

Sandy

Go be fat somewhere else, fucking Murica

>posting hurricane pussy
BLUE BOARD

Preparing to evacuate sucks when you're responsible for others. I have to deal with my grandmother's mentally deficient niece and nephew now, because their sister refuses to take them in. The niece is a fucking parasite, so hopefully her remaining kidney will explode before Sunday.

10/10

Leave them behind. Go to NY and have sex. You need to have sex.

I like big waifus

Macrofaggot.

>three times the size of earth

T H I C C

You are pretty good.

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You're waifu is making me leave most of my figures faggot.

Heh.

Why the fuck would you want a bloody hurricane of all things to happen where you live? It sounds exciting watching it on television but it's fucking devastating when it happens to you. Especially if the floods come and your whole house turns into Atlantis. Then you get evacuated to a homeless shelter you get to share with thousands of strangers and live off of government aid. And even after the storm recedes, the prices of food, clean water and gas skyrocket so you're paying at least thrice of what you used to pay. You should be glad that shit isn't happening to you, user.

Fucking brilliant. I hate all of you.

la-fucking-mao

>tfw hurricane about to fuck my shit up
Miami here. Going to watch cute girls doing cute things while Irma rips my fucking house apart.

I don't get it.

>tfw no 300 year old category 23qt to suck me up

>everyone around me gets flooded
>my house is completely dry
Feels good

Fuck the mods

waifu=/=girl
Honestly, where the fuck do you faggots keep coming from?

Get the fuck out of there faggot, unless you live in a 5th floor or something like that you'd best leave.
Homestead here, I'm fucked.

Something about Shinka and hurricane clips

>live in a country that gets more than 1200 tornadoes per year
>build cardboard houses
Why?

Celebration here, Really hope my shit doesn't get ruined.

W E W

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user pls, that is too much.

You can't expect the government to allow sturdy houses to be build right?
How would they tax you when you'd require fewer inspections, rebuild materials and specially when demolishing it to build roads?

They're cheap to rebuild

This tbqh in the city were o live maybe the tornadoes could take some roofs but that's it, i can't believe murricans are this cheap with their houses, solid concrete house here famalamdingdong here

>cheap to rebuild
>provides thousands of construction jobs each year
>most importantly sells high insurance premiums

10/10

Can't top that

Traps are gay, user.

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What if her name is Iruma Chiyo?

god damn it.

Fpbp but no seriously this bitch is going to kill me

but user, it's just wind

noice

you fucking legend

according to Rush Limbaugh it's fake government conspiracy you'll be fine.

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>according to Rush Limbaugh it's fake government conspiracy
>believing everything NBC says about Rush Limbaugh

Oh my

are you pretending to be retarded?

But he said it?