Would you honestly date Megumi?

Would you honestly date Megumi?

>Would you date this 12 year old
I don't they think I'm allowed.

I would if it wasn't illegal to date 12 year olds.

that's marrying, not dating.

Trust me, it would be plenty illegal the way I do it.

why are you wrestling?!?

As for me I'd become her boyfriend, teach her about how dicks aren't everything, and show her what true love is. I will shower her with lots of love and show how much I care and that I love her for not her body alone but her personality, which isn't perfect. But I will fix her character and make her the perfect woman. Then I will marry her.

It's not wrestling.

I don't think my dick is big enough for her.

Pretty sure my asian dick will be big enough for her.

but thats not sagiri

She's only seen her little brother's baby dick so you should be alright.

no

Kemonos are so ugly jesus

She belongs to her brother, so no.

Only bookkeeper is good enough for me.

>dating a quick fuck
Why would you do that?

Prime 12 year old pussy.

Prime 12 year old VIRGIN pussy you mean.

See those teeth? I would touch them with my penis.

Can we all agree Elf is bestgirl by far? Fetishes and personal preferences apart, she's objectively the best choice

Obviously. It goes without saying.

not a chance, she's already 12

I totally want to fuck Elf and Megumi at the same time. A threesome with them would be heaven. Adding Sagiri would be overkill for my dick.
God I want to ravage their virgin pussy so bad. More doujins when?

Pretty sure she's a virgin when the only dick she's seen is her little brother's flaccid dick, and the ones who act slutty are actually the most pure.

She's too old.

Yeah shes a fun gal

How old is Elf again?
And why does she have elf ears?

This thread is definitely filled with anons over 20 years old.

14, so she's getting into old hag territory.

What if Megumi was 26 year old? Would she still be sexy?

Sup Forums should be for 21+ years old only. It's the law.

No, She's sexy because she's a kid who loves dicks.

make it 25+ and you have a deal.

yes, contrary to Sup Forums's love of loli, I love cakes

What about loli cakes?

>26 year old Megumi
>sampled more dicks than anyone can count
>extremely used holes
>still thirsty
Yes.

How can she be a virgin if she likes dicks? As in plural.

Youtube told me I'm only allowed to like this show ironically and that it was trash. is this true?

One can like them without taking them inside

Just because she likes dicks, that doesn't mean she's had them inside her.

I like dicks and I'm a virgin.

So she appreciates the penis at a distance?

EMS is unironically a good show, about familial bonds and friendship and hardwork. It peeks into the LN industry.
The cute girls, fanservices, and the humor is just icing on the cake deal.

Yep, not though probably only through her inability to appreciate them close up. I'd be happy to give her some hands on experience though.

Doesn't even love dicks so much she claims.

Megumi will be in for a rude awakening when she sees the reality of how dicks really are.

Unironically this. I don't know why such a harmless and fun show provoked such a strong negative reaction from people.

No, but I would date my greatest ally, Bookstore.

why? Mine is smooth and silky.

Probably because it's from the same guy as Oreimo.

Don't date jews.

She's Japanese and the Jews fear the samurai.

She might not know there are two uses for them and is just parroting back something the cool girls are saying.

>Two uses
Please elaborate.

Penises shouldn't be smooth and silky.

Don't date 12 year olds.

Why not?

Lolis are bad for you.

how so?

They're just bad, okay?

No, it's not okay. I have a low tolerance for outlandish and unsubstantiated claims.

Yeah. Strangely, characters turn into shit once they hit 15-16, but they become appealing again when they turn 26+. Weird how that works.

Do you use lotion on it or something?

It has highly erotic little girls, and you know how normalfags feel about things like that.

Proof that you fap too much.

as a footfriend I agree

>fapped to both Megumi and Elf
>came right when I was transitioning from the Megumi page to the Elf page
So I guess I cum to both of them?

Do you not?

She's a virgin because she hasn't seen a real dick yet. Her brother's tiny penis is not a real dick.

Well, shit.
I've used creams on my dick a couple of times in my teens, but guess I should start using it full time.

>You will never show a 12 year old girl your erect adult penis
Why live, anons?

Its the best. Even when putting it on a loli.

Is Megumi popular in Japan?
Sagiri is probably the most popular though

Are those ears real?

Going by fanart count, I'd say no

Not even a lolicon, but even I can see this 11 year old's sexiness

yes

Let me convert to Islam first.
...
She still available? Of course I would.

Virgin dicks are.

you have to kill the infidel instead
you can rape her first tho

This, to be honest. My dick was silky-smooth back when I used it just for peeing, but as I started masturbating a couple of days each day it gradually lost its shine and it became a couple of shades darker than the rest of my body. Do not masturbate!
Don't ever masturbate!

couple of times*

You will never sleep with a 12yo JC1.

...

Sex with Sagiri, Emily, Megumin, and Senju.

Chicken-chan is super cute.

Speaking of Tomoe, this one is a goddamn mqsrrpiece

Should I honestly watch this show?

She got a doujin?

Yes, she's actually cheerful and is able to go to some lengths to get new friends.

I can't get my IRL friends watch a fucking Ghibli movie, this bitch straight up became a degenerate to become that cunt's friend. Sagiri should literally kill herself, most people don't bother with cunts like her.

I'm not good enough for Megumi.

She'd definitely fuck on the first date.

She'd fuck to get the first date.

Ok, maybe just a handjob.

diiiiicks~

How do I find a dirty depraved girl like sagiri?

Any middle school. JCs are whores.

She's too adorable for anything dirty!

She likes 'em big.

Is this scanned already?

How long would you last inside her?