I accidentally ate a cat one time.
So it was autumn and we were playing outside.
At one point, I don't know who , but we decided to start a bonfire. The fire really got going we put a lot of leaves and sticks into it. Then one of the neighborhood cats came along and jump on a shed that was close to the bonfire.
My friend wanted to play with him so he threw a rock to get him down. The cat awkwardly jumped off to the side and landed in the bonfire. He burned badly. When we took out the bonfire we found his charred remains.I dared my friend to eat piece of the cat because the meat looked grilled. He tried it and then gave a piece to me. The meat tasted like fish/chicken and was very gummy I didn't like it. My friend later turned into a vegan and a soyboy I don't know if it was because of the cat incident or bc of his girlfriend.
What's the craziest thing you've done as a child Sup Forums?
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I ate Margaret Thatcher's pussy.
>I ate Margaret Thatcher's pussy.
BIG if true.
OHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE
I've never acquired the taste for british cuisine, particularly aged meats.
Nice Blog you fag, got an encore, what about the time you were showering and slipped on some some and the shampoo bottle fell right up your arsehole?
I cannot think of one instance in my life where I was ever stupid enough to do some shit like that.
spent two weeks destroying a house boat in a junk yard when i was twelve. Stole "chromies" for 3 years straight, even from the bike shop off the display bikes themselves. On halloween we put wooden boards in the middle of a road along the water where people speed and some cars jumped it. Killed a friends neighbors tree for not liking the prank we pulled on them. Ran from the township workers on roller blades for being on the grass at a memorial.... and got away. Plus stuff i wont get into
Tell them about the bag of dicks you ate, Wayne
I don't believe you. Unless the cat got knocked out by the rock, it wouldn't have stayed in the bonfire.
it think it died from lack of air. It was pretty big bonfire we were really irresponsible little shits
You accidentally cooked a cat. You ate it on purpose.
>The cat awkwardly jumped off to the side and landed in the bonfire. He burned badly. When we took out the bonfire we found his charred remains
Well this part is absolute horseshit. You bludgeoned the cat to death or near death and threw it in the fire.
You're a nigger.
I was a danger wanker.
12yo, walk into the local paki shop. Realize I'm alone with v unattractive 45yo paki lady behind till.
Pick up porn mag, try to buy it. She laughs and says no fucking way.
I drop me kacks and start tugging the little fella in front of her. She likes it. Cum and fuck off.
Fair doos she kept it secret for a year until we smahed the window a few years later
No fucking way man. You working or a friend. Why do I believe you?
WAYNE CuCKBRITE BTFO
I fapped to the The Powerpuff Girls movie in the cinema, next to my mom, my sister and my two little cousins.
I jerked off to mlp porn a few times when I was in highschool. I also used to have a bbc dildo that I would deepthroat while masturbating.
>broke into funeral home
>plan is to take all jewelry off corpses
>have to cut a finger or two off
>but got jewelry
>read about burglary in local paper
>media says thief's desecrate corpses
>run into friend weeks later
>he tells me his grandma's fingers were cut off
>jewelry stolen
>have friends grandmas ring in pocket as he is telling story
>go to different state to sell items
still run into friend from time to time..he still doesn't have a clue I cut granny's fingers off for gold/diamonds
Oh wait for some reason I thought this was a thread for things we're ashamed of. Nvm all that stuff it never happened.
You better be behind several proxies while telling this.
lol - wut
>Americans from Florida move to area
>Catch the two brothers beating up my youngest brother
>Me and my younger brother catch one whilst his brother ran away
>Beat the shit out of him and force him to eat a pile of dog shit
Too far
It went further. We made the other brother eat a piece of a dead hedgehog.
should have cut his balls off
I one left my wallet in El Segundo.
Anyone so cowardly they need numbers to win deserve that kind of shit.
When I was 8 I got prescribed to adderall because I would zone out in class. The adderall gave me sleeping so I was also prescribed ambien. The ambien didn’t make me sleep and made me hallucinate so they prescribed me some sort of mindrapeien. That stuff knocked me the fuck out but it also made me a walking corpse when I was awake. Eventually I built an immunity and went back to being sleep deprived. Amphetamines and sleep deprivation don’t mix well and made me a soulless freak. Eventually I started killing and mutilating small animals like squirrels and moles in my backyard and buried them so my parents wouldn’t find out. I did it because it made me feel when the pills sucked the life out of me. There’s a lot of other stuff like a fat kid trying to murder me with a pair of scissors when I was 13 but the drug induced animal killings was by far the weirdest point in my life.
i killed a man in reno, just to watch him die
This is why school shootings are happening.
Q predicted this
That’s why Wisconsin has the best serial killers. Shit Jeffrey Dahmer’s mom ate anti depressants like tittacs while he was still in the womb.