Guess who I met yesterday

Guess who I met yesterday

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A small white boi?

If that's you at least you chose the right flag faggot.

Alex is a fucking tank

>white
dios mio.... el diablo

this thread again...

Who is that little guy, Alex?

kek

Some twink?

BASED ALEX JONES

>white

>yesterday

Time to put away the Christmas tree.

I'm going to Austin in the spring

Does anyone know where to meet Alex?

who is that cute little lesbian AJ?

wow Alex, are you gay AND pedophile?
wow, just wow

Fpbp

christ dude, You gotta do something about that hair.
And lift some fucking weights for god sake !

shit you have a tiny head

WHERE CAN YOU MEET ALEX JONES?!

>lived in ATX for 2 years
>have only heard rumors of owen shroyer visiting my local grocery store (HEB)
I JUST WANT TO BE AN INFO WARRIOR

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What happened to zir eyebrows?

He's a big guy

If I ever meet Alex irl, I’m gonna ask to have a photo taken and then throw my hands into a triangle over my eye as it’s snapped

Need something spicy to shout as I run away from him after, I want him to think I’m a reptilian if possible

jesus christ OP
what's your stack like?
how much soy do you consume daily?
are you male or female (i'm not judging, if you are elderkin that's ok too) I can't tell, not being mean

how much would you pay to have a night in the sac with me?

You'd make a cute trap, you should consider it.

im a guy
idk what a stack is
i consume as much soy as anyone else idk an average amount?
i've never payed guys for sex so why would i start now?

How does nobody realize that’s a woman with her chest bound?

Alex Jones doesn't care if the United States becomes 80% brown and his pills contain soy.

It's the SUPER MALE VITALITY that makes him that way. The pallets of water and canned foods probably help as well.

I'd fuck you hard with my big celtic cock.

You're Alex Jones and you met an actual goblin

everyone posting in this thread should be ashamed of themselves.
especially alex.

i am jealous

twink meets his bear waifu

Lol

>implying something is wrong with brown skin

>43 years old
>looks 63
>in-ironically clings to Homer J. pate pubes

SUPER!

just shout some yiddish nonsense senpai

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OP actually likes cock?

>Guess who I met yesterday

Some random kid?

You look like a sports lesbian.

I want to meet Mcadooo and see those titties in person

the only way someone could be this butthurt is if they actually bought those supplements.

was shipping to aussieworld expensive?

Some randem fatass?

Folks, this is coming from high-level sources. I'm just going to stop right there.

who gives a shit

if you cant see flags
yes he sucks cock

you're so cute. how did you find this place? you are like a little, lost puppy.
okay you don't need to pay me just promise you'll swallow like a good boy

That's a mudshit or some (((euro))) variant of the same.

test

Testies, testies, 1. 2. 3?

You look like a twelve year old original poster

Imagine my shock.

>flag
>that pic
Checks out at least

test

Charlie Sheen
>massive drug abuser
>homosexual
>Long time BFFs with Bill Hicks

Also said his dad was one of Rome's secret society assassins.

>the dark priests live

I don't know, Alex. A faggot?

Alex, it looks like you met a faggot.

>2 people 0 eyebrows

>black hair
>blonde eyebrows

>being a sodomite
Hell is for ever!

I don't know. Was it nobody. Again?

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i fucking lost

In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

He comes here to the P.Terrys in the village by Bee Caves 4:30PM to 6:00PM every Friday. I’m not sure if I might go see him or not.

Waiit what? More info pls

Really? Don't fucking tempt me.

Jesus he is like three times your size.

El coso..

did you cream his boipucci, alex?

This article has a *very* high entertainment value:
>hollywoodreporter.com/features/hollywoods-toxic-bromance-implosion-charlie-sheen-lenny-dykstra-1082220

the joke didn't even need all that text in the before/after pic you turbonerd

Before you vote for the Mule,
Remember to Prep the Bull
>youtube.com/watch?v=J6VMeUyKGDE

the mad man

You'd look better as a girl you soyboy pussy ass faggot

Moot?

>white

O O F

well, tell us AJ, who is that faggy kid?
^that was the funniest comment to this last time it was posted

Did he eat you? He looks like hes planning on eating you.

Get out kid. Get out now before it's to late. You're to young for this place and it will kill your soul

David Hogg is in da house!

little white boi and alex shill

I haven't plugged in an hour... we are running the biggest special we have ever had... try the products folks....

I love Alex and the products are good no shit

You look like a 13 yo kid, have ur balls dropped?

Alex's facial expression says it all.

thats a very european Shiva

Why do you look like a lesbian? Fucking soy products.

Also Alex Jones looks like a Neanderthal. He's a THICC man. Not fat thicc but he looks like he's pretty beefy and dense.