17 small Grugs get arrow in head at cave school and die

17 small Grugs get arrow in head at cave school and die
Now Grug Chief want ban bow and arrow
Grug think it good decision
Bow and arrow too dangerous for society

bow an arrow not kill small grugs
big grug kill small grug
old dude from before time said we can have bow and arrow

Jesus Christ learn some fucking English.

Who Jesus Christ you speak of?

grug say we need bows, so grug can smash this dumb grug.

No no no
Bow and arrow bad
Arrow kill little grug
So ban arrow and bow
If no ban then Grug go protest at Chief cave

Go protest, I go protest with large club and smash you

Grugburg disagree, Grugberg no want nudda holobunga.

People call Droz dumb.
Maybe.
But Droz yet meet one dumber than you

but what do if negro-grug come to kill?
grug needs bow to stop negro-grug.

Grug Chief ban bow and arrow
Small Grug cannot hunt anymore
Grugs starve to death
Bow and arrow ban kill more Grugs than the cave school incident itself

Holobunga was a lie
there aren't six grillion grugs.

HOW MANY MORE GRUG GET FOREVER-SLEEP ????
HOW MANY MORE GRUG GET SMASH OR MADE HOLE IN BY BOW??

IT TIME BAN WAR CLUB
IT TIME BAN BOW

Holobunga true, holobunga no true.
No matter, if grug come to make grugburg hurt, grugburg shoot arrow at sub-grugs

shut mouth long nose grugs smash you holobunga not happen

long nose grug tribe are protect against all danger: call him bad, no good, bad grug, greedy grug, is all flow off him like water off mammothskin. but call him long nose tribe and you surprise at how he recircle, how bad hurt he do be, how suddenly he small back: "I been found out"

holobunga happen and 7 million long nose grugs die. you ignorant. you need education from long nose grug school, they teach us what really happen

Gurgburg no care, come take grugburg bow and club if can.

holobunga did NOT happen but should happen, how many time has long nose tribe been thrown from village?

long nose tribe is put thing in water to make froog gay, all must purchase pummice filters for shiny clear water, also super grog vitality for strong

smoke the long noses, tribe war now!

long nose tribe be persecuted all of time, they sky grugs favorite

You no remember 7 million squat grugs that be kill

sky grug no real, can prove sky grug?

no!

grug come from monkey

If Grug come from monkey how come grug family no monkeys?

Grug put arrow in small grug head, not bow

dumb grug, many moon ago monkey become grug and now all grug monkey are grug

grug also climb big rock, see round. grug dirt is round!

me no care about squat grugs, they no barter
if grug come from monkey, how come monkey still around?

chief must ban big bow
no grug NEED big bow
we only eat berry now

Grug think cave attack not happen
Grug think long nose tribe fake attack to take bow

dumb gluggrug eat too many berry, become weak and watch dark grug mate with wife

if stick come from tree, how come tree still around?

grug no stick, grug is living breathing grug

>t.mordecai

grug only thing grug alive, grug just big pile of tiny stone

ooga with big nose tell booga not to protect small grugs
dat is why dey die not bow and arrow

grug hear jesus christ is favored son of skyfather

bzztt

BZZZTTTTT

Grugmet come to grug cave
steal grugling
take back to nest
make work and fight for grugmet tribe!
make worship cave painting of grughamed!
make slave and send to kill more grugs!

...

> Longnose chieftain bow to the Bungdanugs.
> can speak to animals
> can hear othergrug's thoughts in Bungdanugs head
> control land of all tribes with magic battle clubs
> own cave and mudhuts all over every-land.
> sons of megagrugs - only seen in cave painting
> will say they make big cave of stone in river valley for all tribe to live in
> cut down all tree in forest to make own mammoth hunting ground - only for Bungdanugs
> mate with Gragas of all tribes when wish - can make son without touch.
> first flying youngling will be Bungdanugs.
> most smart tribesgrug in all of every-land
> oldest cave painting show Bungdanugs giving flame to Grugs. Show Grugs in metal tree flying.
> can make magic drink from berry that make grug see into next moon-time.
> every tribe give them rock to look after.

Bungdanugs say lead every-tribe to promised hunting land.

Fuckin ell kek

deus grug, we must retake grugstantinople

big nose grug killed little grugs
we need smash big nose tribe
we need nudda holobunga

me no think so
why no worship grughamed?
me think grug should.
grug must
or me, grugmed
ride mammoth into your tribe.

niggy grug notin do
niggy grug good grug

t.grurk

we smash big nose tribe, make holobunga real
big nose tribe gaurd cave when little grugs smashed
big nose grug do smashing
its all big nose tribe
small hair on lip grug say smash big nose

Look Yakub! Your creations have come to life and are flourishing! How quaint. You've really done an excellent job making these brilliant creatures. Why, they look like little caricatures of ourselves only with pale skin. Like the albino fish that lives in the caves of the world, so to have we made an albino humanoid to live in them as well!

You sly dog, Yakub! These creatures shall provide us with aeons of entertainment. We have become like gods!