State Issued Girlfriends

How do we make this work? How do we pay for it?

>How do we make this work?
You don't. It can't work. I mean, it's downright retarded.

In before some poor bastard goes to jail because his glow in the dark "girlfriend" reported him for touching a knife

How do you figure?

no one wants dem sandniggers now we gotta force them to take 'em.

If there was some professional profiling behind it like some partner sevices do, it might work for most of the people (money factor aside)
But I'm so fucking certain they have other plans than making people "happy".

Also what about those who prefer to live alone?
Living alone has a ton of benefits in and of itself.
The only thing you don't get without a gf is pussy and I'm not sure if pussy alone outweights all the negatives.

Then again what about gays or one of the other 30(?) genders?

Most of the politicians these days are getting ridiculously retarded.

Fucking smash the left it has done enough harm to society already.

>Then again what about gays or one of the other 30(?) genders?
I'm not believing in more than 2 genders assigned from birth.
I'm just pointing out where the view of the left is conflicting itself here.
Don't worry.

It's going to be white girls and refugees.

instead of the state issuing gfs, they give every man a million € and the women will naturally flock to them and fuck them

wtf i love socialism now

It's really just a race mixing program. Wait til you find out you can't be socialised with your own race.

Marxism-rodgerism

this 100%
We will force our dystopian fantasy on them, forcing white girls to have nigger & muslim boyfriends.
White men don't get shit.
Black girls can go with the Mexicans.

It means he'll make roasties fuck nigs for government gibs

Wtf I love left leaning policies

Put that one on a poster lad,I want that as a Sup Forums banner

>we want lesser state intervention!
>but pls provide us with girlfriends!
Sad!

I think it would only be helpful up to a certain age. I'm 29, I banged my way through my late teens and early twenties and I thought I was hot fucking shit, but now that we're all pushing 30, once girls hear that I don't make jack shit for money, they show absolutely no interest in me. I cannot tell you the amount of times I've had females from the past text/call me out of the fucking blue just to ask how I'm doing. They're all nice and just as sweet as can be at first and they pretend like they're interested in catching up with me since it's been years and then the SECOND I let it slip that I never finished my degree and don't make a good living, I NEVER hear from them again.

So yeah, if you're an awkward nerd in your teens or early twenties, it couldn't hurt. If you're in your late 20s, the government can only help you by finding you a job, that's what you need help finding, not a fucking girlfriend, those bitches will come to you naturally once you've established that you're capable of taking care of yourself and providing a good living.

if you marry superior 2d waifu while on a trip to japan and then return will you benefit from this?

Remember that one time when all the chavs, neets and social misfits rioted and torched down London some years ago? Which btw was way better than the american election in terms of happening.
I member.

I am no libertarian. I have no problem expanding the size and scope of government or violating the NAP.

I just got butterflies looking at this woman. Her face / skintone is 10/10. The tits are too big tho...

I'm white BTW.

here are your state issued girlfriends

enjoy

I know that. I meant how do we make it work for us? So we all get white and/or asian qts.

>it's Orwellian to SOCIALIZE YOUR KIDS SO THEY DO THINGS LIKE REPRODUCE AND CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY INSTEAD OF BECOMING ALIENATED AND THEN CAUSING YOU TO IMPORT IMMIGRANTS TO REPLACE YOU


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Okay, it's out of my system now. Holy fucking clown world.

My first thought too.
If it was for ethnic english only I would be 100% support.

Then the money will be worthless because of inflation.

You want some fat whore the government forces into your house and makes entitled to your shit?
Fuck that

>i'm white btw
>flag
56%

She is your state issued gf.
What do you do?

You got it backwards. I am in favor of the state-issued girlfriends idea. At least I want to be. I just don't know how it would work in practice.

Emigrate.

Does it come with state issued hair clippers?

Oh shit, I didn't read your post. I am a bartender for a living, I am also 29. I've seen / had it all m8. I am independently wealthy and drive two cars. My daily driver, a modest 2016 Jetta TDI, and a Porsche 911 GT3. Funny how if I pick a chick up for a date (yeah, I actually do that) with my Jetta, they think i'm totally average. Fucking THOTS man.

There are more women than men. If you don't like your model, just trade her in

I am all for state issued gfs if they are cute. The recipients should be upper class men, like me.

It's what the article says not what you said that I was responding to.

On 2nd thought however I realize this is basically going to encourage white women to fuck immigrants, for some reason I thought it might be different but I forgot the governments of the West want to kill us.

Fuck her into submission, then teach her how to cook and clean

>her
A-user, I...

U want me to send pics of my massive white cock?

neck is too thin
frame is frail
nose is a honker
can't see half the bod
buck teeth

>muh dick
No, it's okay tryone. I believe you

Quick Sup Forums, we must act swiftly and aggressive in the comments section. They are trying to stop our progression on AI waifubots.

This can not be tolerated.

Commit sedition, ignite REVOLUTION

The article is from 2015

>gov wrecks dating and marriage
>gov wrecks gender identity
>gov wrecks economy
>gov wrecks citizen composition
gov has a new plan to fix, just like old plans it's a wreck

Closest you’re gonna get is a mail order Slav bride.

>State issued girlfirends?
user. This is state issued husbands.

>28 December 2015
so it was and is nothing?

Better waifu bots than a stupid woman. At least i can teach the waifu bot to make me an army of waifu bots and take over.

>implying it wouldn't just be for muhammed and tyrone

I bet they will force us to marry nigger pygmes and inbred middle eastern bitches with mustaches.

Fucking kikes.

It says that if you refuse to participate they take away your Neetbux. So, as long as you have a job its no problem. You can opt out, you just won't get welfare. If anything, this generation of welfare queens are looking for cucks, but if the program sticks next generation there wont be a single motherhood rpoblem because she cant leave you or the state cuts her off.

why has no one suggested this before?

Did you scope that shadow? Dem hips mane.
shiiieeeettt

I thought socialists loved depopulation and an aging society. I thought they loved abortion clinics more than maternity wards. What's this asshole doing?

>Then again what about gays or one of the other 30(?) genders?
They should quit acting like fruits. Ancient Sparta proved that faggotry CAN be forced upon someone AND it can be purged.

shame

>that Woman is so worthless she needs to fuck nogs for a living off of the labour party

>Tryone needed the White mans law to mae him eligible for a white gf

> Look at those poor half breeds, they only exist because the labour party needed more voters

>Look at that mutt kid, poor cunt doesn't have a chance he's going to grow up stupid

Asians want to be bleached, just talk to them you'll be surprised

Either take a really long walk in the woods that she doesn't return from, or fuck the feminism right out of her.

Wasn't that the Canadian feminist protesting against transfaggots claiming to be women? I'm pretty sure that's a 'her' if it is.

I'd be 100% down with communism if they gave me a girlfriend.

We don't make it work, because this is bullshit and will never happen.

it seems to be a bit of a leftist fantasy. The Green Party Nutter said something similar only it was to be non white men on white women ONLY

I can only come to the conclusion both Labour and the Greens have foreign masters hostile to this country

Fake news, story doesn't exist

I mean i consider myself average. Like maybe 6.5/10

But what if you're issued a disgusting, degenerate, angry feminist girlfriend?

Youll have to take care of her, and due to feminism she is not obligated to do anything for you.

But user, what happens if the state arranges women to multiple husbands. One Chinese academic considered this solution to solve the overwhelming male surplus in China...

do they support me financially? lol wouldn't that be a great muslim virgin heaven thing as a joke lol god top kek

could be worse, I'd try at least.

I consider myself a 3 or a 2
you're a lucky bastard

I want a state issued GF just for me to cuddle everyday

"Hello. I'm your state issued girlfriend."

>be single
>refuse to go out and get a gf like a normal person
>get assigned an ugly dumb gf

Force her to cum until she realizes she like rape. After that door is opened red pill her and turn her into a normal human. Sup Forumsacks think they'll find a woman the way they want her and don't realize a mans duty is to subvert the cunt until she's what you want

They will put all the white women with black refugees. This is to further white genocide