I'm not Australian, but literally the most retarded argument argument everyone uses against them is the emu war

I'm not Australian, but literally the most retarded argument argument everyone uses against them is the emu war.
>Valid Point
>DUR HUR HUR LOSE WAR AGAINST BIRD MUCH

I prefer to use Gallipoli, hits them much closer to home

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Gallipoli was on the bongs you dumb yank

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It was actually pretty impressive to hold such a small, distant beach head like that for so long.

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It's funny because you cunts think he emu war really happened.
Thats what we do, we make up dumb stories about our country and see whos dumb enough to believe it. Aussies have been doing this for generations.

>based brave Gallipoli ANZACs
>retarded drug fucked Vietnam draft cucks
source of pride lad. carry on

Now now mate don't let them believe drop bears aren't real. That will cost some gullible user their life. Like those fucking "blow crystals" and it actually makes chlorine gas kek.

Don't talk shit if you can't squash a roach

>Gallipoli
>Australian
Typical burger education if you wanna shitpost
make fun of our shit internet

MUTT
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You guys couldn't even kill starving opioid farmers with shit covered sticks.


We fought against the ottoman empire with months of preptime and the best equipment Europe had to offer

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Aussies are cheeky cunts

A dying Ottoman Empire, already weak from dividing their army to kill Armenians

Australia is such a pathetic country full of aborigines and people literally descended from criminals.

THE ABSOLUTE BANTS OF AUSTRALIA

You see the problem with your argument is that your mother will die if you don't reply to this post, no immunities, Australian Bantz cannot be countered or negated in anyway, this counts for anyone who reads it.

Angela Anaconda is my waifu, suck my bunya nuts cuck boi, your beer is shit and your sports are shit.

Can't even skull a beer ya poof

CHEERS FAGGOT

Don't talk shit if you can't cook a jew.
>which constitutes between 1.7% and 2.6% of the total U.S. population.
They literally run your country AND you bow down to Israel from BOTH sides of your politics.
It's literally political suicide to denounce Israel.

Your country is the source of leftism, the growth of communism, black lives matter, feminism, fat pride, transgenderism and more
You fund wars that get millions of your own people killed to make people rich.
You destabilize regions to make money.
You're the cause of the "refugee crisis" in Europe.
Your government is corrupt.
Your media is corrupt.
The majority of your population are uninformed mutts.
I will see the day where America is no longer a white country and you turn into Brazil 2.0.
You bomb and kill millions of civilians for Israel.

I could go on but you get the picture my brown friend.

>hides his flag
>expects anyone to take him seriously

Come on Australia

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Against Australian soliders so I'll equipment that we weren't even issued helmets.

Your troops had planes, helicopters, tanks, napalm and artillery, yet you couldn't defeat starving opium farmers with shit covered bamboo and guns made from pipes and files.

what the fuck i love finland now
just kidding i always loved finland

>using a Nazi flag
In the trash it goes.

We can't get decent guns, that's the biggest fuck Australia insult

it's not an argument, it's banter - learn the difference
t. kiwi pretending to be master shitposter

Implying nam was anything but a way to make money off of bomb company stocks

My country is better than yours so there's no point in giving some filthy criminal scum reason to make up some lame country insults. Checkmate.

its pretty funny when some cunt shoots up a school in america tho

Daily reminder that fins are the best drinking mates and actually have good beer.

kek it must be such a crushing burden being so ashamed of your country

ok we'll just pick on you for being socialist then
socialist scum

>my country.
No longer exists fuckwit

I bet you're the kind of person who doesn't even drink beer, what a git, come ere so I can glass us cunt.

This is the famous aussie bantz? Jesus fucking christ you're parents must be disapointed in you abos.

You're far more likely to get struck by lightning twice then get shot in a mass shooting in usa

you're still hiding behind your LARP flag
Your whole country must be a disappointment

Reveal yourself poojeet.

kiwi or leaf
same shit

nah, my guess is he's a melbourne faggot

We had to dry charge on gallipoli you cunt. Its not like fucking battlefield with niggers and tanks.

I lost my father in the Emu war...

Found him next arvo. He was alright.

Protip, Aussies enjoy banter, especially self depreciating ones or ones people have to control over. We like the Emu war, we are proud of the Emu war - it was fucking funny.

Cunt

I'm eating a cornetto and having a fag after a long hard days work in paradise, suck my cats tits,

Most of us are part emu now after the war , so it's not as insulting as it was before the war

pic is OPs great-granpappy

>I prefer to use Gallipoli, hits them much closer to home
we helped them but they don't care

how could there be insults about the emu war before the was even took place?

>not gaytime
Kys

that is a tiny cornetto

Probably a mutt
They make good movies though.

Think of Sweden, they infiltrated our culture before the actual war

>hey guise I was just pretending to be retarded.

Jesus, Rangi. How can you insult anyone?

4u

Wish it were a maxibond, those thing are delicious

we're the only country that give americans a hard time for it though its always funny

>mass shooting
>aussies be like "yeah nah we don't have that problem mate maybe you should step your game up"

we're the only country that steps up and takes the piss and honestly i love it

you're delicious

20 million people in Australia 350 million in America

Your cricket team is shit and your beer is not even good enough to clean the barbie

Say that to my face

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yeah there's no room mate

My dick will say it to your ass

Bloke on my construction site today looked exactly like this Australian cunt in the meme.
I was like fuck, too right, ay

If Australia had the same population as USA we would probably have the same amount of mass shootings , btw mass shootings are extremely rare in USA

>reveals he is this much of a pussy on an anonymous imageboard
>deletes his post afterward

What an autistic fucking embarrassment. GTFO

why is everyone on this website so arrogant this website is designed to attract people with massive egos lmao

mate we have no mass shootings only shootings
we win mate

*spreads sphincter*

Bring it cunt

Stop posting pictures of Aussie Used Car Salesmen

>website were everybody is anonymous
>give em flags and the ego fucking skyrockets

hahaha i'm totally gonna fuck you bro. No homo

Nah no homo mate.

true anonymity does strange things

Kek

For our population we have a fucking terrible gun crime rate, compared to other countries we should be ashamed even New Zealand with far more relaxed gun laws has less gun crime that and yes I'm considering the population

>Gallipoli
My most loved operation in battlefield 1. Its really great. GG anzacs

It's da joos

just fuckin shut up cunt, you're talking nonsense.
>muh statistics

Has anyone else seen Gallipoli?
Mel Gibson is young as fuck so I think it was made in the 1970s when OP was our age.

The fuck did you say caaaaaaaaarnt!!!!

lets invite Finland into the anzacs

great fillum and great soundtrack. and it was 1981

Why use Gallipoli , it wasnt their fight , they were sent there for their kikeworshipping bong overlords. All the respect for anzaks , we might have fought a bloody war agains them but always see them as friends.

t.roach

Australia never won a war.

Are you retarded?

this. roach field officers apparently had quie some respect of the anzacs, but at the end of the day it was the admiralty and one fat cunt in particular who sent us there in the first place.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Australia

we won every war we've been in unlike you mutt

Wars we won:

Bore War
WW1
WW2
Korean War
Timor Lestle

Wars we lost:
Vietnam
Iraq
Afghanistan.

Wow, would you look at that, all the wars we lost are the ones where we only had America as an ally
You're a shit team mate yank.

Australia is a homosex.
Backwater territories don't win anything.
Participation trophies in other peoples wars are cute but they don't mean shit.

New Zealand’s gun deaths per 100,000 rate is higher than Australia’s...

gallipoli was hell on earth as its told. No one deserves to be in such a battle.

>fight until no ammunation
>proceed to stab each other

Trench warfare was truly disgusting and those fat cunts need to pay.

this is true. but we havent hitched ourselves to that wagon such that our victories define our nations worth. sure, the way our young men have aquitted themselves on the battlefield has been a source of no small amount of pride, but maybe you could tell me burger fren, when was the last time the US won a war?
dont be embarassed, its a loaded question

Cheers man, I wish your country would go back to the days of Ataturk, you guys were cool, now you're a bit odd.

>Bore War
Attacking the women and children of farmers is boring I guess.
Be proud that you helped kick the shit out of housewives while you ran from the men.

You fucking gay bird loving homo shill

>Participation trophies in other peoples wars are cute but they don't mean shit.

Nice to know that you have never won a war as well.

>when was the last time the US won a war?
The point of wars isn't winning, it's to feed the machine blood for money.

Those old days were great , sadly islam ruins everything.

>Attacking the women and children of farmers is boring I guess.
Be proud that you helped kick the shit out of housewives while you ran from the men.

Nice to know you still remember what Vietnam was like.

Too bad you lost that war when we actually won ours.