President Trump General /ptg/ - THE MORE YOU KNOW EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Governor's meeting 2/26/18
youtu.be/g4J3UZW3xPQ
>FLotUS Melania @Governor's Luncheon 2/26/18
youtu.be/KIPP1LblNxg
>VP Pence @Indiana Society of Washington 2/26/18
youtu.be/TMuXRsnb8-8
>2nd Lady Karen @indiana Society of Washington 2/26/18
youtu.be/9eAo34nGHqg
>DepAG Rosesnstein on Fed LE 2/26/18
c-span.org/video/?441660-1/
>USTR Video: Nafta Round 7 2/26/18
youtu.be/uN7lIbcR2pw
>WH Video: Pres Trump Hosts Nation's Governors 2/26/18
youtu.be/Mp0JvZ0SXXE
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 2/26/18
youtu.be/PFsU4RIkR0E
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #27 (Lara) 2/26/18
youtu.be/odGhf2cFFBA
>VA Sec Shulkin @Governor's Assoc Meet 2/25/18
c-span.org/video/?441465-4/
>Pres Trump @Governor's Ball 2/25/18
youtu.be/RrbaMf-ooLM
>Ivanka/PressSec Sarah @Olympics in SoKo 2/25/18
youtu.be/mzsUEFEtCwA
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Syria Ceasefire Res 2401 2/25/18
youtu.be/jDEujdEK6r4
>Pres Trump on Judge Jeanine 2/24/18
youtu.be/jE1pPk35o2g
>CPAC Day 3 (Gorka, Malvin, Levin, Nunez, Mulvaney) 2/24/18
youtu.be/Plxk-G-TMCo
>Eric on Ingraham Angle 2/22/18
youtu.be/i_vjUtBTct4
>Pres Trump Reads Snek @CPAC 2/23/18
youtu.be/7ndhdZtLXiU
>Pres Trump speech @CPAC 2/23/18
youtu.be/03J0ShMbXTs
>Pres Trump/Aussie PM Turnbull presser 2/23/18
youtu.be/qTe6_eQhEqg
>Pres Trump/Aussie PM Turnbull meeting 2/23/18
youtu.be/kN0Y4woouj4

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no awoo posting

Healthy young man goes on /ptg/, hates Momiji, saves images, starts posting it himself - AWOO! Many such cases!

awo

ALWAYS AWOOO

How do you find happiness

no

Only 2 years until she hits double digits haha.

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/EdSec DeVos on HBCUs 2/27/18
youtu.be/ezdWFQDrC8c
>VP Pence/HUDSec Sleep Carson @Natl Religious Broadcasters Conv 2/27/18
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>AG Sessions on new Opioid Policy 2/27/18
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>AG Sessions @Natl AG meeting 2/27/18
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>NSA/US CyberCom Cmdr Adm Rogers @Senate Armed Srv Cte 2/27/18
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>US CentCom Cmdr Gen Votel @House Armed Srv Cte 2/27/18
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>FED Chair Powell @House Financial Serv Cte 2/27/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 2/27/18
youtu.be/gyuw_ihloGc
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 2/27/18
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anything else?

MAGA

MAGA

(Sung to the tune of The Piano Man)
It’s 1 a.m. on a Saturday
Not long since my congressional win
There’s a dead girl laying on the floor
With the back of her head dented in.
I think, God, Joe, you sure are a maniac,
The way you just killed that poor girl.
To keep this from your wife
You just ended a life
Now you have to hide this from the world
Oh, la de da de da da dum
La da da de dum da daaaa….
Oh what should I do with this dead intern?
I’ll have to make a quick phone call
To my coroner friend
Then this nightmare will end
Because he’ll help me bury it all!!!

hello everyone!

I constantly search for ways to reduce my suffering.

DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN MUH GUNS AND MUH FUTA
DAMN YOU, HANZ

>no awoo posting

Why?

for ichigo figs..I married my childhood friend so there is hope for her..they don't always lose.

Any news on today's elections?

Joe is Joe

More

You might get lucky and find a double bulge

Ola sênor

>flat
>short hair
>boy features
>timid cuck
Ichigo is a loser

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uh oh

Israel hacked the elections using psychological forces.

Yes Sir

Yep on suicide watch!

MAGA

stickers or can you buy them like that? probably some lame shit like it was scratched into the mag

Excellent

Because it's time to do legs, that means milf posting

Why must you torment me with the possibility of finding a unicorn? Thats especially cruel because you know at least one exists.

I know traps/futas are sexy and all but I don't think I'd find dicks on chicks hot irl. I don't like having stuff in my ass, not even shit.

What the fuck, I thought it was fake

>get home from an absolutely miserable day
>Have a plate of hot tendies with tobasco ketchup washed down with San Pellegrino and Haagen daasz for dessert
>Get cold pack out of freezer for back ache, lean back on the couch with a fully charged vape and settle in for some shitposting

Comfy af

Good thing she's raised in a proper Christian home!

Nope, looks good. However, be on the look out for another possible video for Pence when he spoke at the Susan B. Anthony List & Life Institute Luncheon; tweet related:
> twitter.com/VP/status/968529377528090627

We /Bulge/ now?

>still whiter than you, Mohammed

Don't be Australian.

I bet they fell for another LARP.

YES ~awoo posting

>QUICK! CHANGE THE NARRATIVE CAUSE WE'RE LOSING!

whoops

Nah m8. Only American democracy is fake.

You’re like me in that you keep a few layers of irony and reality between you and the poison that is futa.
F-list was a mistake

Her arm should be a bit straighter and held higher, no?

Hey, Rabbi, whatcha doin'?

A JEWISH SPIC.

GUN MOMMY WAIFU NOW

Is this some kind of WE WUZ KANGZ dance?

>vape
tell me what's in it, boy!

>that means milf posting

My favourite time of the day

She was waving and I didn't time the grab right

>shadman
I love you user

I'd still rather punch the bitch than fuck her.

Good on you, friend wagon burner

I wish Dana's tits were that big.

>all of those things
The more you bully pout girl, the more I like her. I haven't even watched the show. Supposedly it's some Eva clone by Trigger, but there's that scene in the newest episode with the main dude around a campfire with like 30 other boys, seems pretty gay desu. Then again, Eva was pretty gay with Kaworu too so I can't really say it's too far off.

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Holy shit, her face looks nothing like Dana's.

It seemed like during Obama’s reign he and his wife were on talkshows all the fucking time. That always bothered me, like some deep state actor who doesn’t do shit. I like that Trump is a worker.

I'm still voting for McDaniel. I heard Cochran is getting sick a lot these days so maybe he might retire soon.

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>shadman

They are such ghastly people. I wouldn't let them crash my golf club either.

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Take a break from awoos and post more of her.

>San Pellegrino

Nice, what flavour?

>vape
Better not be weed in the vape

I'll pay you with magic twinkling stones!

>Thank yew, Sarah.
>Nikolas Cruz was Jewish, wasn't he? Why does the White House think a Jewish teenager would decorate his weapons with Nazi imagery?

do you think this ape is jealous of Melania's grace and beauty?

>Looking forward to speaking at lunch with the @SBAlist & at the 75th annual @NRBconvention
I dont think the lunch was open press but i'll keep an eye out, though I think it would've been posted by now since itwas before the NRB Convention

Wanna bet sheriff modified to take heat off themselves.

>Endorsing a Bush
>Endorsing Jeb's beaner son

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hey rabbi, wacha doin?

>I forget half the milf lovers here are complete fags
TAKE THAT BACK

probably. negresses are among natures most vile beasts.

Agreed. That one cam couple is sexy af because it's a dick fuging a chick but they both look like cute chicks. Though I couldn't put my benis in a butt with a dick on the other end. Them's some tricky tricks...

checked and kek'd, Satan.

>Shadman
This is one of his better ones.

#HOGGWASH

Just nicotine juice, mostly quit smoking by switching but had three cigs today when I had been down to one a week. Also plain with lemon squeeze.

Just found this libcuck discord. Do your worst discord gg/dTfMwpk

>numerals

Praised be Heather

AhAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

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Oh golly that file name

Stop wanting to put stuff up your ass then

This image will get you banned from facebook
seems Facebook is on the liberal bandwagon and exposing fraud is not allowed.

Facebook did not give a reason for ban other than "community standards".

Agreed. I only mention it because Pency has a few clips of it on his Twitter; it has a different background drop than the NRBconvention

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Just never self-insert as the grill.

Yeb looks like he's dead on the inside.

Why would Kushner have been given access in the first place?

>jew btfo
thank fuck

>56% white supremacist

Too late, Sessions is ready to kick your door down

>lanklet Jew gets demoted
I’m ok with this.

That's the wrong Jew we care about ya dumb leaf