President Trump General /ptg/ - ...BUT HE WASN'T JOKING EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/EdSec DeVos on HBCUs 2/27/18
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>VP Pence/HUDSec Sleep Carson @Natl Religious Broadcasters Conv 2/27/18
youtu.be/wiTdOxUbbuM
>VP Pence @Life Issues Institute 2/27/18
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>AG Sessions on new Opioid Policy 2/27/18
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>AG Sessions @Natl AG meeting 2/27/18
c-span.org/video/?441798-1/
>NSA/US CyberCom Cmdr Adm Rogers @Senate Armed Srv Cte 2/27/18
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>US CentCom Cmdr Gen Votel @House Armed Srv Cte 2/27/18
c-span.org/video/?441788-1/
>FED Chair Powell @House Financial Serv Cte 2/27/18
c-span.org/video/?440903-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 2/27/18
youtu.be/gyuw_ihloGc
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 2/27/18
c-span.org/video/?441812-1/
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Governor's meeting 2/26/18
youtu.be/g4J3UZW3xPQ
>FLotUS Melania @Governor's Luncheon 2/26/18
youtu.be/KIPP1LblNxg
>VP Pence @Indiana Society of Washington 2/26/18
youtu.be/TMuXRsnb8-8
>2nd Lady Karen @indiana Society of Washington 2/26/18
youtu.be/9eAo34nGHqg
>DepAG Rosesnstein on Fed LE 2/26/18
c-span.org/video/?441660-1/
>USTR Video: Nafta Round 7 2/26/18
youtu.be/uN7lIbcR2pw
>WH Video: Pres Trump Hosts Nation's Governors 2/26/18
youtu.be/Mp0JvZ0SXXE
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 2/26/18
youtu.be/PFsU4RIkR0E
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #27 (Lara) 2/26/18
youtu.be/odGhf2cFFBA

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Xlompfies BTFO

AWOOOOO

Thanks for baking!

I am ready to take over whenever you wish!

Anyone else got their tattoo yet?

Are you here Statistics kraut???

>I am ready to take over whenever you wish!
DO IT NOW!

>Trump lives in a fantasy world where he's some sort of action movie star
>Trump is currently living in a world where he's a multibillionaire and president of the United States

>TRUMP’S APPROVAL RATING JUST PASSED OBAMA’S AT THIS POINT IN PRESIDENCY, ACCORDING TO RASMUSSEN POLL

>As of Tuesday, 50 percent of likely voters in the United States approved of Trump’s job performance, according to the Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll. On this date during year two of Obama’s first term, 43 percent of likely voters approved of how the president was performing, the same poll found.
>The Rasmussen poll, which surveys 500 likely voters by telephone, tends to give Trump higher approval ratings than other polls and has long been more favorable to Republicans. Earlier this week, a CNN poll conducted by the survey and market research firm SSRS found that approval for the president was at just 35 percent, matching “his lowest level yet.”

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>swords and baseballs
What the fuck?

Who /..../ here?

MAGA

>paying for a scar
You should get them by doing something reckless or hilarious; or better yet both

>TRUMP IS OBSESSED WITH RUSSIA
>ITS ALL HE TALKS ABOUT
>EVERYTHING IS 'RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA' WITH HIM

Its #ProudCuck all over again

>i doubt Hogg had any more than 3 friends
I bet he had lots.

the audacity of CNN

I shall post this again for everyone to know it.

Focus on a meme, imagine you being a single point in the ocean, imagine yourself without a physical body, your body is the ocean. think about the memes you want to bring into reality and chant. "OHM SO HUM"

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leave this music open. relax, feel no negativity, feel no anger, just let the ocean vibrate. one ocean one love. love where everything comes from.

sure


ATTENTION: I HAVE BAKING!

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I did a double take when I saw that headline earlier. It was the first result if you typed in "trump" on jewgle.

welp, time to impeach

>rule 4

BEST leaf

Statistics German???

Russia made Hillary corrupt and Trump lovable. We get it.

awo

Let me guess, an Obama government worker is claiming this

imagine my shock

FUCK THAT JEW! FUCK HIM TO HELL!

Were Indians offended by this? I would be desu

KEEP CRYING FAGGOT

nyet

Someone redpill me on Solyndra

I'm old enough to remember when the MSM engaged in a conspiracy theory that Cruz was in the Republic of Florida, the white supremacist LARP group, having got the information literally from Sup Forums.

And now they're claiming moral superiority, as is tradition.

I don’t care if its one of those Frasier chairs that cost thousands, he’s saving us money

>hiring a black HR manager to handle black unemployment
>hiring a black genius to handle black housing/welfare
>hiring the cocreator of WWE to handle small businesses
>PressSec/HSD/other major positions filled by women
>hires jews for handling money
how BTFO are the libs?

> comfy Chinkleaf hours and I gotta adult.

It got so bad that by day 3 of his misadventures in Pooland he stopped wearing saris and put a suit on

They were mad

When does CNN stage its next school shooting?

>WHY DIDN'T HE BRING UP RUSSIA DURING THE STATE OF THE UNIONNNN??
Okay.

The whole country has been mocking him, a columnist for one of their largest newspapers called him everything wrong with the world
The PM sent a junior minister to greet him at the airport
The poos hate Trudeau

Worship the Holy Numerals to strengthen the Trump Curse and smite these uppity faggots with Parkinsons!

Do you realize that you're essentially a slave in this country? You're forced to pay taxes that go to illegal immigrants and their American citizen children, who will turn around and prey on you, either through street violence or the "civilized" way once they've been radicalized in school? And that your government has dumped trillions into the Middle East and gotten thousands of servicemen killed, to nobody's benefit here? How can you love a country that increasingly holds you in contempt as a white male, and is planning on destroying you and your memory? Every little slight and dig (pic related) shows what's in store for the future. What is left to love?

the "l" and "ndra" are silent

It has soy in the name so it must be bad

Not the same without frens!

How would this author feel if the MSM kept accusing him of being a traitor with zero evidence?

A solar-panel company who scammed the government out of a half-billion gorillas?

2016 called and..

NYC or california

when did it become a bad thing to want to save kids?

I have different politics that jon stewart, but he was funny. Even the bongfag oliver, is at least occasionally funny. I have never seen trevor noah being funny in the slightest. How the fuck did that guy get (and keep) that job?

stealing that gif

Whoa is this real?

Let's just say that Canada has flushed its reputation with India down the fucking toilet.

That's not even getting into Trudeau's son autistically planking during a meeting with some Indian official.

oh shit

because it's not their job to be funny, duh

>got the information literally from Sup Forums.

from earlier today

what I like is how even though Trump looks a little fat and uncomfortable in this Barong, in the context it's seen as respecting them
Trudeau's traditional indian outfit fits well and looks pretty good but he's just such a retard and joker that he's offending them

Who planks any more? That's like 25 internet fads ago.

They just keep rolling out the same stories when they have a bad day.

This is just pure Jewry and they can't do it for much longer.

Hilarious. I honestly don't know what he was expecting, thinking Indian people would celebrate him for that obvious/lazy pandering?

Contrast that to how world leaders receive Trump anytime he goes anyway. They literally treat him as if they're his vassals

Based kikes shooting at some nigger shitskins.
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This much projection must be a mental disorder

The polls are also getting better for the midterms. Republicans were lagging 1 point behind pollster oversampling (e.g. Gallup D+6 oversample, D+7 poll; Marist D+8 oversample, D+9 poll); now they're actually a point ahead (new Marist poll: D+8 oversample, D+7 poll)

any new wall pics or updates? i know they started working on it in some hotzones in CA.

Cruz is literally an antisocial edgelord. He latched onto anything he thought would scare/piss off people.

>tfw waiting on the knockout IG report that will take down obama once and for all

any day now............

>have a terrible day at wage slavery
>come home feeling and smelling like burning garbage
>turn on tv
>immediately reminded that Trump is president

Feels so good. Im not sure i could have kept going in the hillary universe

>All state and federal officials who spoke to NBC News agree that no votes were changed and no voters were taken off the rolls.

JUST

This is like the third time they've run this exact same story like it's new

LAS VEGAS (AP) — A woman told police she had a child with casino mogul Steve Wynn after he raped her, while another reported she was forced to resign from a Las Vegas job after she refused to have sex with him.

>alpha approach
the alpha exit is impressive too!

Pretty sure Trump meant in that guy's position.

Or I'm wrong. 50/50 honestly.

>articles all over the usual rags all published today writing THIS IS IT, THE NEW GENERATION HAS SEEN THEY HAVE TO BAN THE GUNS, GET READY AS SOON AS THEY'RE 18 THE GUNS WILL BE BANNED!!!!
How absolutely fucking retarded are these people? How many times have they said this now? Why do they think and pretend this is worse than Sandy Hook?

I love this place.

Cali. Judge rules in favor of DHS/Wall

Trump to visit Wall in mid-March

its always been slated to come out in the spring

lol

45 fucking years ago?!! What the God damn fuck is this shit.

God bless.

Wasn't this guy already cut off from everything?

I want the justice dept spox to sit on my face

So what happened to the Jones/Hogg showdown?

when are the midterms due in?

the Russians must've compromised Hillary's plane too

I feel bad for Canadians hopefully this is their George H.W Bush phase

It's worse than sandyvagina because it failed miserably.

>WaPo
hey brownie, what'cha doing?

Hogg backed down.

Hogg pussied out

The Hogg backed down

It's our Obama.

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Sure sweetie

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>article about how trusted these individuals are
>in other words, "p-please trust these cunts g-goyim!"

She sat on Ted's.