A-user, I heard rumors that you don't stick you dick in crazy. That isn't true, r-right?

A-user, I heard rumors that you don't stick you dick in crazy. That isn't true, r-right?

Depends.

How crazy are we talking here?
I draw the line at trying to shank me at every opportunity.

Nonsense.
Crazy is best.
Weak.

All about that Vicky Mendoza Diagonal. Clock is well above that line.

There's nothing wrong with wanting to fuck a edgy clock.

Why is this cat there in the corner?
It draws all the attention from the character.

It varies.
If the crazy is of the supernatural being variety, I am more inclined to stick it in.
Why prefer the supernatural? Because their crazy is most likely a natural feature rather than a mental defect.

A cat is fine too.

I mean, I say that but then I also really like Elsa, who is well above the line I just drew.

>it takes a supernatural to let the user inside
Explains the monmusume popularity.

Been there, done that, got the parasite removal feeling of emptiness after.

>done that
W-what are you im-mplying user?
L-like h-h-handholding and stuff?

You have the gist of it. Charming side effect of otherworldly aspects, yes. Mental issues, no.

Misaki, did nothing, Satou saved himself and maybe gets a job but gains a forever distrust of women with mental issues.

Only the tip

>gets a job but gains a forever distrust of women with mental issues.
How did you guess the story of another user' life?

I would stick my dick in each and every Kurumi.

>IMG
>low quality

What ever do you mean? I wasn't blog posting in the slightest. Heaven forbid.

Now I only fetishize happy crazy girls. Would stick it in Akko.

>happy crazy girls
You mean dumb?

It's "don't stick your cock in a clock".

Maybe, but after many years of anime it always loops back to wanting to bang Haruhi. She's kind of nutty with a supernatural amount of enthusiasm.

Why fetishize the more abusive kind of crazy that has a bit too much representation in real life? Like that woman from Scum's Wish.

>stick dick in crazy
>you have kids
>she divorces you and ruins your entire life

Truly worth it bros.

That's why you only use the butt

Usually I say no to crazy, but this particular flavor of crazy really did it for me

nothing bad about a little crazy

>fucking Haruhi
But she's like picrelated: pure and innocent.

If she were really crazy she would force you to impregnate her.

That infamous paragraph where the smell of her room is described suggest otherwise.

It's all thanks to the Goat-chan.

Unless you're an impossible to please bitch with a pill popping addiction, I would know having met quite a few in my time.
Why aren't you using photon yet?

N O

Don't, I still harbor hope for adaptation so I didn't read all the novels.
>smell in the room
Well she IS Kyon's alter-ego for superseding all the boke into, not surprised she blows off steam regularly.
>why are you not using X
>where X is some shit requiring extra steps on top of opening episode from list of torrents

Hah

well, I would, but crazy don't let me

>getting married in first place
here (you)r fault

That is exactly why you should only go for supernatural crazy.

>stick dick in crazy
>then she wants to stick something in you
How do you get around this issue?

She's only sticking something in you because you aren't sticking it in her enough.

>not marrying the cute elf witch
what are you, gae?

His loss for not just sticking it in the eldritch abomination and saving humanity.

Learn to enjoy having things stuck in you

Always stick your dick in crazy, just don't let it find out where you live, where you work, your real phone number, real name, or what you drive and it's license plate number

lady, i don't stick my dick in anything.

What do you mean? Kyon describes it as excessively sweet

there is a clear red line when it comes to craziness holding hands in public

No, well, maybe. Could be. Depends.

But not Asuka. NEVER ASUKA.

I'd let her gut me, heal me and gut me again.