Who is best gatari?

Who is best gatari?

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Snail and Cat.

Fuck it. Let's have a shitty waifu war thread.

I dont care, I want them all

kanbaru and kaiki. kaiki is undenaiably best girl

Monkey>Bat>Crab.

I'd have to see more of their feet to judge fairly.

>a 4/10 dyke
>part of a harem
>stealing valuable screen time and fap picture real estate that could be given to actual girls

For what purpose?

The one who has the most lewds

>For what purpose?

short haired girls are my fetish

That would be Shinobu, I'm pretty sure.

Where can I find a place with 4/10's like this?

>gore thread

Yes, there are like two other heterosexual girls with short hair there.

Just admit that the little lez makes your cunny tingle and be done with it.

Crab. Fuck you guys.

I have a benis thank you. however all waifus are trash in comparison to kaiki. desu its almost odd there is no trap "waifu" in monogatari, with the current trend in anime I was expecting it.

How long until we get the next series of books adapted?

>odd there is no trap "waifu" in monogatari
How odd

Monkey

Math.

None because they're from a terrible series

Bat>Cat>Monkey

bat+snail+doll+birb

Do any of the others even compare? (The other girls are great too tho

Crab.

Imagine slowly making her happy and kind again after those things were stolen from her.

>slowly
Yeah, so slow that she's basically unchanged since the end of Nise.

Atta boy

Bat>Monkey>Snail=Cat>Crab=Math>Doll

I thought she had a folded up fan in her hand at first but now I just noticed it's a stapler.

I mean, it was a pretty traumatic experience.

She went from the kindest girl in all of (insert town name here) into a woman as cold as a tundra.

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Good job outing yourself as the same retard from the last half dozen threads by saying stupid shit while posting the same mediocre gif with the same filename.

There's only so many cute Gahara pics when most of her screentime is concentrated in the season with the ugliest stills.

>dat pic
>dem legs

JESUS FUCK MY DICK

>you will never be Araragi plowing their pussies as they leg-lock you

Why do the Fire Sisters only actually interact when they're giving us pop quizzes?

bat obviously

Why the fuck does Bat and the other lolis only get good figures while the rest are stuck with garbage?

Senjou > Kanbaru > Yotsugi > Hanekawa > Shinobu > Hachikuji > Sisters > Sodachi >>> Ougi > Nadeko

>you will never be Araragi having a massive orgy with your thirsty ladies
>you will never take turns juicing their tight teenage/loli cunts with your thick vampire dick like a lemon juicer as Kanbaru helps you keep them warmed up while they wait in queue

why live ;_;

Snake a best!

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This, absolutely.

People tend to put more effort into merch for better characters.

Fuck that piece of shit

t. absolute plebs

>just recently finished marathoning the whole series
>realization that there probably won't be any new show anytime soon is just starting to sink in
>AFAIK none of the novels after Owari are translated yet either
At one point I only wanted to be done with this series but now that I am I only want more, feels bad

How can you like someone who is intentionally terrible?

That's her appeal

>kaiki
>good

back to reddi*t with your garbage taste

Honestly she's the best written character in this entire series
And I'm saying this after she tried to kill my waifu

>tfw I like Nadeko because she reminds me of myself at her age

This, her second arc is among the best on monogatari.

I'd call you a beta but that would be like the pot calling the kettle African American.

they all suck. i am

>AFAIK none of the novels after Owari are translated yet either
Sodachi Fiasco, Acerola Bon Appétit and Tsubasa Sleeping are all fully translated.

Oh cool, those were some of the ones I wanted to read the most. Is it all on baka-tsuki or something?

Bat > Cat > Crab > Monkey > Bee > Doll > Snail > Phoenix > Snake

I like Nadeko because I usually like antagonist characters and Nadeko is a relatable one at least.

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>Snakefags actually believe her character development is good

She goes from autistic to yandere and then back to autistic but now with a garbage haircut. Nice development you have there snakefaggots.

Thanks mate

>A Bat/Crabfag not ranking the other at bottom
I didn't think you were capable of it, Sup Forums.

I've been thinking about it and I've noticed her and Hanekawa actually do have a lot in common.

Both fell for Araragi from afar, which Araragi didn't understand at the time and never reciprocated. Both are very intelligent and do well in school. Both bottled up their feelings until they spilled out. Both try to play it cool around Araragi and spill their spaghetti to various degrees. Both have dreams that they don't share with others because they consider those dreams embarrassing or counter to what others expect of them. Both ended up as class president (though Snake didn't actually volunteer or so much in the role).

>I didn't understand the story at all

honestly most of the characters in monogatari are two-dimensional as fuck.

>no Musubi
ああああああああああああ

Bat is best in every age
sorry kiddos

>Nadeko
>intelligent and does well at school
Ha no. Other than that I agree. She's like if Hanekawa wasn't very bright.

>Both are very intelligent and do well in school.
Nadeko is pretty stupid and does poorly in school but paves things over with her looks. Cat chose her travel around the world plan to run away, not because it was particularly her dream.

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Who is the deepest Monogatari character?

Snake and Cat

That would be your head. It's stuck pretty deep in your ass.

Araragi easily

Oshino

I dont know but I want to plunge into this gataris depths

Most likely.

snail [temporarily]

She was pretty deep in hell yeah.

it definitely is go fuck yourself-gatari

Hanekawa, it's always going to be Hanekawa user.

k a i k i
t h i c c
s p e r m

Never seen the show but I can tell you without a doubt these are best grills.

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Your best girl radar is fucked. Bring it in for service.

bee > crab > monkey > shikigami > cat > vamp > snail > bird > snake

How? I've never been wrong before about this type of thing.

fourth post best post

You picked the unanimous worst girl, babby's first waifu who has been written out of the story since she was boring, and once decent girl.

>babby's first waifu who has been written out of the story since she was boring
Whoops. Now that I double check. You picked the girl who was boring as fuck until she goes off the fucking rails and becomes some retarded neo-commie offscreen instead.

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I love snail.

monkey > cat > bat > bee > everyone else >>>>> snake

never watched it, but I'll trust the heart of the cards and say Bee is best.

Anal with Bee!

The question is "who will maintain a healthy sex life even after bearing a child"?

The immortals are all shoo-ins for that.

Don't forget her.

I liked her, it's a shame she was only in one arc. She's definitely not in the running for best though

Probably the worst written character in any Nisio work.