What can be done to protect lolis from the menace that is the toaster?

What can be done to protect lolis from the menace that is the toaster?

Fuck the loli.

Fuck the toaster.

how will either of those help the loli?

help who now?

lolis, the whole point of the thread is to figure out how to protect us, uh I mean them, from the scary toaster.

Fuck the toaster.

see

but i don't want to help the loli, i want to fuck the toaster, then maybe the loli

Give her a hug and headpats.

And then fuck her

lolis love headpats.

Teach the loli about true fear- a toaster aint shit

Shit
Uh
Dump the coffee on the toaster
Fuck don'

Could you repeat the question?

Stick the toaster in the loli.

Her name is Teru-chan, please don't say anything lewd about her.

Is that loli feral?

This is important.

Toast the loli.

She's a monster.

Loli the toast.

And there is a single thing to do with monsters.

delete this post

If I stick the bread in her pussy, will it come out warm and crispy?

That's a pop tart

pop tarts suck

Pop tarts are inferior to the mighty toaster strudel, I agree.

I'd suck on a pop tart that came out of her pussy. I'd prefer a toaster strudel like brought up, though.

>eating soggy Pop-Tarts

>he doesn't dip his pop tarts in milk
Get out of my face.

w-wait, are you not lolis?

h-how do you deal with toasters?

By using toasters with a visual timer.

we buy a heat tunnel toaster that won't scare her because it doesn't pop.

I got rid of all the toasters.

Bap the loli. She'll fear something more than the toaster.

I fuck them. Sexually.

Screw the loli. Ever since my friend was abducted by them he hasn't been the same

why did you give the loli a cucumber?

That's me. I'm helping her with my cucumber.

I'm sure she can cook a cucumber herself. Good on you for having a home garden, though.

kill fuck marry the loli, the toaster, op

marry the toaster, fuck the loli, kill op

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Ban assault Toasters now. How many lolis have been startled because their onii-sans wanted toast?
Don't be a boaster, bin that toaster

Marry OP, fuck loli, kill toster

op you can't marry yourself

Marry Loli, not lewdly, fuck OP, and Kill Tosata-san

I'm OP and I would have chosen to marry the loli. Then I'd kill the toaster and go fuck myself.

>tfw you're not even OP

Doctor, thank you.

You're welcome, I think.

>don't be a boaster, bin that toaster

How is he now?

She can be pretty lewd herself.

Are toasters and vegetables the only effective weapons against loli gangs?

Don't forget pizza.

I just realized her outfit is meant to resemble a teruterubouzu.