Why are Asuka fags the worst?

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wtf I love rei now

Rei is a toilet

>wanting to fuck your clone mom
>wanting to fuck your clone mom that gets railed by your dad on the daily

I always preferred Rei but Reifags are always trying too hard to prove themselves just because of moots choice in Eva girls. Just saying.

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watching eva fags fight over which girl is better is like watching homeless people fight over which trashcan is better to shit in.

When will this shitty meme template die?

It has just begun

why can't we all just be friends? :))))

Don't say that.

>which is cuter.jpg
Both are ugly, sir.

Get it popular on reddit and everyone will pretend to have hated it all along

tfw I like all nge girls

except Ritsuko

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It already is, my brother always sends me memes from reddit and facebook. He's been sending me chad stride memes for a while now

>wanting to fuck your clone mom
Nah it's more like
>wanting to fuck Shinji's cloned mom
you dig?

>:))))
Polish or Romanian?

I am greek

Close enough. I am a Romanian and we use that shit all the time. Sometimes we replace the ":" with "=". I've see Polish people use them as well.

seen*

Take your shitty meme back to wherever you came from.

reminder

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we aren't ordering them in bulk

that's not how guns work

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Fuck off with your cancerous shit.

Welp I give up on that bait, how I managed to fuck it up 2 times the exact same way, I'll never know

Why do you do that?

Rei is literally progesterone injected into meat.

It's ok user, I do the same thing all the time. The worst is when you spell something wrong and then correct it with the exact same misspelling. Using Sup Forums and watching anime has turned my brain into mush

>r9k meme

Nice reddit meme.

I'm new on Sup Forums and I could even tell how poor quality the bait is

>be asukafag
>enjoy "strong" women insulting you and physically bullying you
>enjoy being submissive because your a beta like shinji
>will probably take asuka's maiden name.
>will probably be cucked by a better more alpha man like kaji

>be rei lover
>enjoy feminine woman who love you and respect you
>enjoy being the dominate one in the relationship because not a beta
>will take own last name
>will never be cucked because rei can only connect to you

But Kaji is fucking dead.

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It's like Reifags completely miss the point of this meme.

both are shit. asuka isn´t as shit as rei

>like kaji
>b-but user kaji is dead
That wasn't the point brainlet, you asuka fags truly are slow

>Reifags using this cancerous meme

Why can't we all agree that Yui and Ritsuko are worst girls?

>being beta enough to let someone like Asuka bully you.

>Why can't we all agree that faithful women are worst girls?
Not everyone enjoys used goods like your pic user

I would bully Asuka and perform all kinds of mean spirited pranks on her.
For example, waking her up in the morning with a kiss on the bridge of her nose.

Hi Sup Forums

>Submissive
>Beta
>Implying
Asuka may bantz all she wants but in the house she knows who is the man in the house.

It's probably a .22

>Ritsuko is a passive agressive bitch who fucked his mother's lover / stepdad
>Yui is too pure for this world.
Best Adult girl is Maya

>she knows who is the man in the house.
Yea her bull kaji

Please do not bully Misato, Reifriend.
She does not deserve that.

>killed the world's top scientist with a single insult

Oh snap

Been looking for this image.

Also, Gronk is a little bitch.

Freud was an incompetent hack that has had all his theories disproven. Makes sense that Anno would quote him.

My nigga.

Zero of Freud's theories have been 'disproven.'
Liberal academia is angry with Freud and has smeared his ideas because they cast doubt on the leftist idea that everyone is the same.

Go look up studies which highlight differences in racial IQ, highly detailed peer-reviewed pieces of impartial science, then look at modern academic reviews of them which discredit them for LITERALLY no reason besides 'This is racist.' Any of Rushton's work follows this pattern.

>asukafags btfo
>mistatofags on suicidewatch
Why does rei always win?

You're right. Men and women aren't the same.

Here's what happens when women behave like Asuka:

youtube.com/watch?v=-ghLkKyXBvg

It's not fair. Rei is a goddess.

Deservedly. They are mere imitations.

On the other hand, what happens when Asuka acts like Asuka is that she gets rewarded with copious affection.

>copious affection.
Pictured: copious affection.

see Do you have any idea how pathetic it must be to be you?
youtube.com/watch?v=oss7KmiHLmA

Does anyone else get turned on when Asuka pushes Shinji around? I love asuka but I can't understand why that is

No, I mean things like tucking her head into the crook of your neck and rocking her until she falls asleep.

>tfw this image is still relevant

Because you're a cuckold.

I know how you feel, you'll understand soon

Rebuild is a sequel tho

>her head into the crook of your neck

All the better to snap her spine.

Feels good another asukabro is there to support me, I feel a flood of emotions whenever asuka insults shinji and I wish it was me

No! Not snap. Maybe rub.

Do you guys use msn too?
You seem to bw stuck in 2004

>Maybe rub.

With a razor chain.

One of the only reasons that I prefer Asuka is that she reminds me of this girl in highschool who was pretty much asuka exept less physical agression.
It seemed like a coincidence but even small plot points were actually true like she having a crush on some chad who worked at the school, being friends with the class president, having an autistic pussy friend who has daddy issues, etc.
You can see why Evangelion is my favorite peice of Jap animation.

Yea I understand what you mean, I have crippling self doubt and having someone more dominate than myself be my gf would be perfect. Even if she loved another man I would be there to support her

No! Not something sharp that would cause pain.
Gentle palmstrokes to soothe.

You know, I'm starting to get the impression that you don't like Asuka.

How are slavs so easy to detect?
It's amazing

Also Asuka a best, sex with rei would be just masturbating with a pretty hand, sex with asuka would be like taming ramiel

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