Would you bring this pink thing to meet your parents?

Would you bring this pink thing to meet your parents?

Hard mode: your grandparents

And no this is not the hero academia universe

yeah. It's not like I can hide it forever

Yes, I'm sure they'd get along just fine.

My grandparents are a lot more chill than my parents actually.

They'd be overjoyed that I found someone even though they may not be human.

She's human.

No.
My mom would cry.
My parents are Racist

>human
>pink skin
>horns
I don't know what are humans considered in her universe, buy she sure as hell isn't one by ours, would still love and have alien kids though.

Yeah, I think it would probably go fine. Though maybe throw a hat on her and just focus on explaining the skin, hair, and eyes before we move on to the horns. Just make the first meeting as simple as possible.

Would you bring this thing to meet your parents?

Just a wierd looking human, if you've seen birdhead guy and frog girl they are humans too

Why would you show anyone an alien? That's just asking to have her taken and tested on by the government

All it would take is one blood test to prove she's just a human with unusual pigment and horns.

while she does look different my family would accept her because she is cute and nice

Parents? Yes.

Grandparents? No, but not because of her. I hate my grandparents and don't want to deal with them.

So how would you explain the whole shooting acid thing?

I'm twice her age.
And the capacity to produce incredible quantities of acid, while being immune to it herself.
There is not a world government that wouldn't kidnap her. I don't think you realize that they are all essentially just 'legal' (mostly) organized crime syndicates.

She's a mutant

Eh, I've brought them worse/

If she was 10 years older and I lived in the BnHA world, then yes.

Actually scratch the yes answer, she's underaged.

No.

Pussy.

>QT
>Genki
>Pinky
>1/10 wouldn't bang
>A little airheaded
In a heartbeat, user. In a heartbeat

Superpowers, that's literally what it is.

I would be in jail

I'm only 18 so the ages are close enough, sure

Hopefully I'd find a way to lose her forever before that happens.

Yes, i would say to them that i made a contract with Satan so he just spawned a succubus to be my girlfriend
Thats why shes different

Or just tell them that shes foreigner

My dad may not be okay with it. He's one of those lizards are running the government types.

>If she was 10 years older

She's prime breeding age already. Those eggs aren't gonna get any fresher.

If she has the shapes, the holes and I can knock her up, then there's no problem.

Yes.
They'd just be happy that I actually found someone.

Well, my grandparents are dead, so I guess hard mode is easy mode.

I don't introduce my dominatrixes to my parents, it would be very awkward.

Would you bring a women with horns, full body pin tattoo and black tattooed eyes to your parents?
I think they would be happy that it is a girl(female)

She doesn't have a dick so no.

I don't know, but it would be pretty hard to explain the FBI why my gf looks like an alien.

I would bring her to meet an industrial wood chipper.