Left or Right?

Left or Right?

Why not both?

Both testicles.

Anta baka?

You know thats not allowed

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That's against the Law.

Both.
Especially that one doujin where they are futas and fuck each other crazy.

The not my mother

Both but I start with Rei so Asuka gets upset so the hate fuck will be better

>that one
>one
You're describing about 13 different doujins by the same artist

Well "one" series of doujins.

Neither, they're underaged.

Rei

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Only correct answer.

Actually they'd be over 16 in 2017.

The actual best girl

Y-You're right, Pen Pen is surely the best girl

>fap to her on sadpanda
>the doujin followed the actual canon meaning it ends sad

>Asuka
>virgin

Only one who didn't sleep with an old man, or isn't a filthy lesbian, so she wins, but only in virtue of eliminations

>come for fap
>left with nothing but feels

right

Pen-pen or the slut to the right?

This. I'm still mad Asuka jobbed before their relationship in the TV anime got anywhere.

The one that survived third impact

The better one ofcourse

But Pen² is male

???

Best doujins
Greatest love story

>not even present in the first 7 episodes
Rei has no presence at all, she's just a robot who gets replaced every time she fights real best girl. Pic related.

yesand.jpg

>has no presence
>fucking brings about the third impact with her giant tits
Meanwhile Asuka gets her Eva gored in a really neat scene and that's it.

Both.

Hikari and Maya>The rest of the cast.

What does it matter to the viewer that Rei is a clone of Shinji's mother?

Neither

Fpbp

unironically this
Still love Asuka tho

and those doujins are....

Asuka is literally the second worst character in all anime so right.

neither

I don't even like Asuka, but this picture makes me want to eat her out. I feel so conflicted.

Right.

you mean this one?

Both are trash, especially Asuka.

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Perfect wife material.

and breeding sow material

Shinji pls

>Flat as shit
>Ugly
>Boring
>It takes her husbando the loss of a leg to even return her feelings

Hikari a shit.

Would you watch it if Asuka and Rei are cakes and Shinji is still 14?

>Not having Shinji be the cake (which is possible since he's a cute girl) and have Asuka and Rei be the 14 year olds

Only if Misato is a loli with the same personality and mannerisms.

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Correct

Only if it involves nursing hand jobs.

How would Shinji with balls interact with Asuka? For me, I expect them to constantly one up each other in an over the top rivalry.

>How would Shinji with balls interact with Asuka?
Like in a bad fanfic. In fact there are probably tons of those around.

Middle for the double butt-job

Define bad fanfic.

>How would Shinji with balls interact with Asuka?
My rule fo this is:
If Shinji was straight but still a pussy, he would be Naota
If Shinji was stright and not a pussy, he would be Simon
If Shinji was still gay, but not a pussy, he would be Utena.

Probably slap Asuka anytime she did something like this.

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What happens if Hachiman becomes the protagonist, how would the girls react to him?

All of them. But seriously, there's a trillion and one stories where Shinji is suddenly super manly and stands up to Gendo and fucks all the girls and all that horseshit because the children who write fanfiction are retards

Slap her where?

Asuka would think he's a big pretentious try hard. Rei would probably have a negative opinion of him. He'd be head over heels over Misato.

So there is not one good story with Shinji and Asuka/Rei that isn't romance or drama?

Every where. And instead of slapping her ass he'd be shoving his hand there and instead of his hand it would be his head.

short haired girl should be illegal

Long haired girls should be illegal. Mandatory haircuts for all long haired girls.

I could see Hachiman trying to make Asuka cry like he did with that girl who had a big opinion of herself and was jealous of Yukino. Just pointing out her insecurities.

How does it feel being a fag and having shit taste?

When is Anno going to say fuck it and give us the SoL NGE spin-off we all want?

The one with the short hair? Asuka would beat the shit out of him

Anime spin-off, i should add.

you tell me

>Asuka would beat the shit out of him
Hachiman is older than Shinji, Asuka couldn't even handle skinny 14 year old boy trying to kill her.

Why is all the fanart so much better than the original art?

Because you can oversexualize the fanart

Yes but Hachiman is a pathetic coward who just wants to REEE at everyone. Shinji is a better fighter because fighting giant monsters is part of his job.

Because Doujins are the greatest form of art known to man. Especially ones that involve a disgusting doll crying like the shit she is and whoring herself out to strangers

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¿Por que no los dos?

Isnt rei a "fast aging clone"?
She showed up from nowhere several years after Yui died. I wouldn't be surprised if rei is 7-8 year old but fast aging till adulthood.

I literally cant fap to eva characters. Nor any other characters from a series i liked. I feel too much invested into the characters to actually do something so dirty.
This doesn't mean i dont read their hentais. Watching they fuck is cathartic.

Those are some fat udders. How much milk does she produce?

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>Shinji and Asuka/Rei that isn't romance or drama?
Give that Evangelion is about interpersonal relationships, and those are, in real life, either friendship, romance or drama, i doubt you can write a decent evangelion fic without those.

Enough to maintain the daily demand of milk in the WILLE airship: a nice big cup of milk for each person aboard.

i can only imagine the hot princess on cat action these two engage in while in their room. Just wild scratching and tearing of clothes.

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>I doubt you can write a decent evangelion fic without those.
So you can't convert something like pic related into a word form?

I fucking hate asuka so much. I want to hate fuck her so bad.

I know what you mean. Some hard anal while pressing her head to the floor would do her some good.

Not really.

>Mogudan will never make an Asuka Doujin.
This is the only reason you reifags have won.

Don't hate on Sadamoto.

I have a friend like you, so I can understand that
Too bad I'm already too far removed to care anymore