How is Kazuma still a virgin?

How is Kazuma still a virgin?

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Because despite what he tries to make you believe he doesnt actually care about sex, he simply wants to be loved.

Because it's a shitty LN where sex is forbidden.

that sounds depressing.

Aqua is an idiot. Also like a sister.
Darkness is a masochist.
Megumin makes him look like a pedophile.

I know this pain very well.

Not as depressing as being used for your body.

Because he's gay

Aqua is too fucking fun. I think I'm in love

I want to have drunken sex with her and regret it in the morning

That's what happens when you let succubi take over human business. Our youth gets corrupted and is too scared to get perfectly fine young human meat.

How many people in konosuba are like that, being wanted only for their bodies?

The guild receptionist isn't. She's actually worried that nobody will marry her because she's 20 or something.

hahahaha good meme
:( im not fucking crying

Since Kazuma x memegirl is official, there is even someone to ship the others with?

tht and basically all of his sexual tension can be handled by high quality, fulfiling and on-demand dreams from succubi

Virginity isn't simple condition, it's archetype.

ERIS PADS HER CHEST

Aqua x doghouse
Darkness x that count she rejected and Kazuma bought her from

Who gives a shit about the rest?

>aqua x doghouse
Remind me again why everyone associates aqua with animals and beastiality? Just curious, I never caught the reference

She's basically a dog.

Aqua having sex with dogs is not beastiality

Megamemers trying to force a meme so they can pretend that the chemistry between Aqua and Kazuma isn't the best in the series.

...

Friends usually have better chemistry than lovers, so I dont have a problem admitting that they do (although, considering all 12 volumes, its rather questionable).

Wrong, the meme originated in Japan.

JAPANESE

Aqua has no vagina/anus.
Megumin is too young.
Darkness is creepy.

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I think facefucking a goddess should count as losing virginity.

cuz he faps and doesn't want to ruin the team dynamic by favoring one girl over another.

Not really. Dust and Rin had a moment in his spin off apparently.

I guess Kazuma is literally me ;_;

>>>/facebook/

why does the game have so much foot service?

because it's a fanservice game?

>2017
>still hasn't unlocked the Megumin ending
Megumin becomes a Megumom

Children shouldn't get children...

Too big to be cute. She looks like she's waiting for triplets.

>3 chuuni crimson demon daughters
Paradise

>not wanting early 20s MeguMILF
You can almost hear the ara aras

It's because of his microscopic penis.

I need context for this shit. It has to be a cutaway gag

Hey, more teen moms for you, enjoy it.

It's fanart.

It probably is but Kazuma openly rejected Darkness in LN12 saying that he can see himself have kids with Megumin so I wouldnt be surprised if it actually is official

カズマ「…絶対アクアにはまかせられん」
めぐみん「ではわたしが超絶カッコいい名を！」
カズマ「却下！」
めぐみん「おい、私のセンスについて言いたいことがあるなら聞こうじゃないか！」
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このすばパンツゲーが出たらしいですがvitaのラノベ原作ゲームなら孕みENDがきっと…という妄想

Google translate for heartburns

Aw, what a shame.

I dont understand either
This guy is a "pervert", and possesses in his harem a masochistic fuckslave who'll do literally anything as long as you tell her a bit sternly, and yet he remains a perma virgin
the japs truly bring the concept of beta male to the next level

He's not an anal virgin if you count having water shot up his ass.

>tfw Aqua is the only girl who made Kazuma cum
Truly a goddess

I think Megumin would burst if you stuck a pin in her belly

I want to fuck Aqua but I like undeads
Am I attracted by her braindeadness?

>Aqua is the only girl to make Kazuma cum
>Aqua is the only girl that Kazuma hasn't made cum
Poor Aqua, it's just not fair

I want to drink Aqua's piss

It's not different than drinking from a water bottle

Lovely

Voice acting is still top tier though.
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because the autists who made it are obviously men of refined tastes

>Megumin is the only one without a foot scene

She's the only one with a proposal scene though. It makes up for it.

>Keep you lips open and don;t try to suck

Why do you have to say shit like this.

Too real

>wasting time having sex in an MMO world when you should be grinding exp

>I can marry her
English translation when?

When we get a crack for firmware above 3.60. It won't get an official English release, there's no chance.

Rape doesn't take a man's virginity.

I understand

You can't have sex with someone who doesn't have a vagina. and no anal doesn't count either

she can't cum if she doesn't have a vagina

What is it with Aqua's crotch that makes people try to force their retarded memes?

She can still have 'gasms though.

I didn't come here for this

chunchunmaru

I love how this meme is seeping out of /fit/

You mean lack of crotch.

Canonically Aqua doesn't wear panties. But she doesn't need to because canonically Aqua doesn't have a vagina. I mean lets look at the facts
>isn't embarrassed with no pantsu like other girls who have vaginas
>doesn't have to pee like Megumin because no vagina
>Despite bending over, being on all fours, hunching over where her butt is full blown, there is no outline of a vagina where in normal circumstances of being in these various positions the clam would be staring everyone in the face
>no one reacts or cares of the no pantsu because she is built like a barbie doll
>Even Eris who has an in world Avatar wears panties and is embarassed without them. Aqua doesn't have an in world avatar like her, she was literally forced into the world through Kazumas Wish

It was an /r9k/ meme first off but now it's just your general reddit shit.

technically, no she can't.

Succubus shop.
Also, since he's supposed to have good luck, we must assume that dodging sex with Darkness is a good thing in the long run.

reposting from other konosuba thread
what anime should you watch if you really liked konosuba but otherwise don't watch much anime?

Daily Lives of Highschool boys

If you want aimless comedy with no serious plot and very few genre cliches, Osomatsu-san.

>canonically
Canonically she wears them and has a vagina

He's saving himself for Eris.
When he gets older and starts to become desperate, he'll lower his standards.