If Seras wasn't your first waifu you are trash tier

If Seras wasn't your first waifu you are trash tier

wrong

Are you even over 18 faggot?

How young you must be.

>His first waifu wasn't from Sailor Moon

Hellsing: The anime is from 2001 you idiots. You probably think about the OVA but there is an even older series.

Not that young if you can get away with watching a 18+ rated series.

Also I meant waifu like being obsessed with her.

Sure I was attracted to Angewomon or Misty or Sailor moon, but Seras was the first whose personality I found adorable.

>2001
>saying it like this is long ago
Newfag pls

user, Seras is my one and only waifu and has been for almost 2 decades now. The fact you said first waifu makes me think you have shit taste and should never like her.

>first waifu
>Having more than one waifu
Every day I'm reminded that I no longer fit in here. How this place has changed.

stop playing the saint
as if you never found other women attractive other than seras

I'm starting to think OP doesn't get what a waifu is.

>what is divorce

A thing for shit people that wife the wrong person like a retard

There's a difference between saying someone is attractive and another to devote your heart to someone. No one has ever shaken me to the core like Seras.

Hellsing was the very first manga I bought. Seras will always be my girl, and frankly I'm sad Kohta didn't flesh out more story of what happened after the war and before Alucard's return.

It's on my shelf next to One Piece and I read it annually. It's funny to see how old the first volume looks compared to the rest.

16 is pretty for an anime

>first waifu
Look, guys! A newfag!

Still waiting on that manga prequel that ended after 6 chapters...

It's not about Seras but it´s something.

Sailor Uranus was my first waifu, but Seras is also good. Short blonde hair is a fetish of mine.

>hellsing
>story
It's just an edgy story where vampires, catholics and nazis massacre each other.

I always thought the point of the story is that ideologies are fucking bullshit and always lead only to blood shed and that there is no black and white but all are equally murderous, even the Christians.

I mean, that is part of it. But Seras had some good character development throughout the series.

>It's funny to see how old the first volume looks compared to the rest.
Hirano used to draw doujins before Hellsing and it was based on one of them.

Sorry to tell you, but you are gay

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>policewoman

Is this a fucking joke?

policewomen are actually my fetish

imagine being a criminal and getting to fuck one of them in her uniform. it doesn't get hotter than that.

Why is all Seras porn so trash?

not all.
there are 2 or 3 decent pics to which I fapped about 1000 times since I turned 12.

If by based you mean "take all the character designs and basic setting and reuse them for something that isn't porn (technically)."

Which? I might not know of their existence.

Except when she can shred you, rip your throat out with her teeth, and then lick up the leftovers, but she doesn't because of the kind of person she is.

Trusting someone and being rewarded for it is fucking hot, okay.

Is it OK if it's 01 series Seras?

sry I can only post an ant pic because this is safe for fork

iqdp is a godsend, and you are one sent from on high to deliver us mere mortals the fruits of heaven.

Glad I could help. And remember: fapping is most fun when you are drunk.

>the sun is about to rise over the horizon
>open your coffin to rest for the day
>see this
>wat do

>w-what are you doing in the coffin I prepared for my death?
>anyway c-could you pls turn me into a vampire?
>I will be your slave if you want, master seras!
>I will do absolutely everything you require master seras, I live only to serve you. I can give you as many massages as you require and cook and clean. I live only to spoil you.

Yes.. I'm beta and pathetic I know.

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>Scootch over
Easy

>Wait, you're that crazy bint who hunts other bloodsuckers! SHIT, I'm sorry for those muggers, but a guy gotta eat, right?

I want to commit a diablerie

>first waifu

Estas equivocado OP, mi primera esposa era esta perra.

>implying I'm not keeping my virginity for my first husbando
My friends wanted to suck Cullen though.

Seras is nice, but she can't compare to my beloved.

Mine was Ryoko.

I've been a weeb since 2004 and i was able to find a waifu only last year.