Guns

Americunts, in 15 words or less, explain why you NEED a gun.

Failed answers will be reported.

It’s a right to own one

2nd amendment.
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SAGE.
NO MORE REPLIES.

>Americunts, in 15 words or less, explain why you NEED a gun.
Owing a firearm is my inherent right. I do not need to justify it. Nigger.

TO KILL TYRANTS.

You'll see as soon as they pass this BS legislation.

Just remember folks, killing tyrants is self-defense.

Because you’re a faggot.

I don't need a reason, it's my God-given right

I individually don’t need a gun, I need the right to own one

Maybe YOU should explain why you dont need a gun
Do you trust your police?
I sure fucking wouldnt
I dont trust american police and yours have been instructed to arrest whites for the slightest infraction while letting muslims rape and pillage your nation

I don't need to need something in order to have it.

Because FUCK YOU.

Because fuck you

Guns are awesome and its a right not a priviledge.

Who has to provide an answer to that when it is an absolute right? But in 1 word

NIGGERS

criminals are doing ilegal things, why would laws make a criminal not use something ilegal

>need

Shall not be infringed.

1776

Sic semper tyrannis

Kill yourself you Commie kike subhuman.

wolves. sometimes i like to disappear in the wilderness for days at a time in the summer and wolves are f'n scary, man

to shoot blacks and school children

Ask the Minutemen that in 1776.

COMMUNIST FAGGOTS LIKE YOU. THATS WHY

To kill anyone who would attempt to take my freedom away.

Because it's not called the bill of needs, faggot.

Because of niggers and Jews.

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It’s a slide thread everyone.

I need a gun so that I'm not unprepared in the event that I need to shoot people and or animals and or Sporting Clays

For the security of a free state.

>Americunts, in 15 words or less, explain why you NEED a gun.
brits

Who gives a fuck about "Need"! Its a right, has nothing to do with need.

So they don't end up like your country

So I can shoot stuff.

Firearms are one of those exercises in opposites. As a leftist, you should be very happy about a cheap weapon that allows relatively untrained combatants to be as lethal as trained ones. "The Great Equalizer" isn't the handgun's moniker for nothing.

It's simply a credible threat, which is the only thing that keeps anyone in line when playing the repeated game of trust. Without it, the next thing you'll hear is "what are you gonna do about it?" when someone figures out that you're completely harmless and extortable. This is common knowledge inside prisons. This is why they fight in the paint. In other words, each prisoner has to prove that they will be able to hurt someone in order to protect what's theirs and join the hierarchy of prisoners.

It's what allows peace to happen. If not, there is free reign for all kinds of extortion and usurpation to happen. Makes you wonder why the Jews want your guns gone, huh?

Here's what you Eurofags need to understand about the whole gun debacle. The Jews go after our guns because gun culture is one of the last implicitly white things in America. Taking your son out to the woods and shooting some deer is one of the main ways a white father and son bond in America. The jews know this and want to destroy it because they hate everything that is white and masculine. It's not about guns, it's about rootless cosmopolitans trying to destroy what little is left of our culture. Conservicucks just say that it's about defending themselves because they want to avoid the race issue.

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robots

Why do you need those butter knives? Hand them over to the mommy state you smarmy cunt, no knives are required to choke down your state enforced soy diet.

Because you cannot rely on cops to save you or trust the US government.

To do what my ancestors did. Shoot brits in the fucking face.

>bill of needs

meanwhile...

To keep things the UK lacks.
Freedom of speech.
Protection.
Rights.

To Kill Niggers

Commies

So i can shoot people without guns

Because SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

slide thread. sage goes in option field.

So I can shoot children

Just wait till the Soy N Chips bunch make it illegal to criticize the gubmint. That'll show em!

>15 words

Pfftt we muricans can do this in one word faggot. Behold:

"Niggers"

Because ever since yer Hienies ordered gubmint troops to take our guns and take over our homes, it has been our right and duty to carry.

>Americunts, in 15 words or less, explain why you NEED a gun.

to defend myself.

No.

checked

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tweekers and the police don't show up when I call.

THE TYRE RINCE I TELL YA THE GAD DAYUMND TYRERINTS!

>need
Go fuck yourself, you also just broke a global rule.

BIG
BLACK
CAWK

The same 2A britbong again

Niggers

God given right.

To fight back. Because people, all people, have that right.

Despite the brainwashing of your Parliament you actually aren't cattle and they aren't supreme beings who know what's best for you.

You are a human. They are a human. You are equals. You have the right to fight them if they try to decide otherwise.

the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

Protection, defense, legal right, triggers liberals, useful skill, fun hobby, niggers

I need to shoot your dick off when you talk to my wife's son, dude.

This doesn’t answer the question of why you NEED one.

Learn to read

Taxes, foreign and domestic threats, recereation, hunting, socialism, communism, self-defense, unalienable right

Guns are cool. PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

That phone elbow bruise sickens me, user. How long were you browsing on the toilet before you took that picture?

There isn't any further discussion. We don't NEED them, we have a god given right to have them. There isn't any reason to NEED one, it's simply a right that we were given by the people who founded our country.

Because they dont want to suck Achmeds dick like bong do thats why,now fuck off this board.

Bill of Rights not Needs

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Don't make me start hating kiwis.

kys weeb

Same reason I need healthcare services. Shit happens, good to have a contingency plan.

To protect myself from other people with guns, or die trying.

WE IS POLITICING HIM GOOD

I'm not American but I live in the same taiga as many of them, and I need a gun because police are about an hour away, and animal control is about three hours away, and that's before they get to my mountain which is sketchy as fuck much of the year for various reasons, if you're not familiar with the road.
Same reason that my well can take a firehose.

There are at least 4 grizzlies in the valley right now. No matter how I attempt to discourage them, one day their curiosity might prompt them to smash into my house, which they are fully capable of doing if they try.
That alone is enough reason for a gun, even without considering the other animals that can be around here, or the need to humanely put down my own animals if required.
Plus, I'm not even allowed to trap for the wildlife I want to eat using any other method besides a bow/xbow, and fuck bow hunting, it's borderline animal abuse very often.
I want to harvest game cleanly, not send animals off to die slowly while I go hungry.
And when I DO trap for fur, once in a blue moon, there is a complication.
Without a gun I'd have to leave the animal there to die slowly. I don't know if you've ever seen an injured pissed off lynx, but you're not going to be smothering/garroting while expecting to walk away whole.

For me to give up my guns, you'd effectively be telling me that I am not allowed to live where I live in an area that my family has lived in for over a century.

I can do it in one.
NIGGERS

police response times are shit and I have a right to defend myself and my family with the best defense available to myself.

To shoot anyone that tries to violate my God given unalienable human rights.

PEW PEW

To defend yourself faggot.

Because human nature is depraved, inclined toward evil. Everyone is in pursuit of only their own ultimate happiness, often to the detriment of others. It is likely that, over the course of one's life, they will find themselves victimized at some point to some extent. They should have the right to defend themselves.