This woman agrees to become your wife and submit to any perverted wish you have...

This woman agrees to become your wife and submit to any perverted wish you have, but you're gonna have to provide for her retarded daughter. Do you take the deal?

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no

No.

Fuck no. It probably takes a ridiculous amount of money to raise a retard. Not to mention, she's already in her forties, she won't look that good for long.

But you still have the daughter. I mean just covering maintenance cost for a permanent sex slave can be cheaper than an escort once a week.

You can impregnate the daughter and throw her into basement so her maternal insticts will kick in and she will stop being retard

No deal.

>any perverted wish I desire
Does that mean I get to rape the daughter too?

Only if I can provide her with semen as well. Specifically in a 3-way.

>thigh gap

No thanks, Holocaust victims aren't my thing.

can't I just marry her daughter? I bet she's insane in the sack

Hell yeah
Damn, it must be faggot outing day because I'm surrounded by faggots
>>thigh gap
>No thanks,
holy moly you are gay as FUCK

She won't last.

Yes. A million times yes.

I cant even provide for myself

If shes in her late 20s, yeah

>tfw there will never be a doujin of Aho Mom.

Why should I want a used old hag when there's this pure semen demon instead

Hag would be like putting a slim jim into a blender, Fuuki Iinchou would be like putting a cucumber into a can of coke

cuck

>Hag would be like putting a slim jim into a blender, Fuuki Iinchou would be like putting a cucumber into a can of coke

You lost me.

OP never said you have to be a monogamist.

old woman who gave birth has a very used and widened vagina with dark labia
young woman who is a virgin with an amazing ass has an unused, tight vagina that is still pink

>being this muslim

turbofag detected

I wanna discipline her.

No user, you'll be the one who won't last

can I provide for her A retarded daughter instead of provider for HER retarded daughter?
I'd be much more comfortable birthing a retard and taking care of it

>The cost can jump to more than $2.3 million for those who are impacted with intellectual disabilities (having an IQ of 70 or less).
If you spending more than 2.3 million / 18 years on escorts I think you have a right to.

Only if I can use the retard as replacement once the 40's really kick in.

Do I get to fuck the retarded daughter too?

Fffffffuuuuuck that's one exquisite booty

Yes.

God yes.

I'm an aho myself, so we'd have fun.

>gynecological "advice" in Sup Forums
MY SIDES

I'd rather this angel and she comes with two retard. And one of them is in 5th grade.

christ that's like something out of those meme al jazeera pictures

>perverted wish

I just.... I just wish to be truly loved by someone.

I'm sorry, that's not possible.

That's not a fair comparison at all. One the kid is clearly not a baby so that's several years less, two a sex slave doesn't need half the shit that the DoA recommends.

35 replies in and nobody mentions oyakodon
What happened, Sup Forums?

Sensei's available! She'll love you!

>any perverted wish you have
if "fuck your daughter in front of me/with me"
is a wish i can have then yes a million times yes

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best cake
would love and cherish/10

why is a-kun such a dick?

This is the gayest thing I've ever read.

We only want the mom.

Because I don't want to fuck a monkey. You can have her if you want.

No booty is worth it for that retarded monkey.

Sure!

Yeah seriously this was uncalled for A-kun

> cheerful disposition
> positive attitude
> loyal
> slim, athletic build
> long, flowing hair
> unnatural stamina
> can take a beating
> potassium-rich diet
> likes anime
> pantsu certified skidmark-free

Why isn't EVERYONE waifuing Yoshiko-kun?

>low INT
>low WIS
>okay CHA but takes useless spells/talents

Either way your dick is getting cut up.

of course

I don't get it. How did they manage to make a such a semen demon with such a basic design?

Of course. I can fuck her retarded daughter too. It's like killing two birds with one stone.

Because a brick would be a better choice.

it's the dominant and unapologetic nature that does it for me

Ex doujin artist

How the fuck does her husband handle her?

She is handled by him.

Fucking nooooooo.

He has been broken by his years of dealing with Yoshiko. He can't help it.

Yeah sure, only if both of them dominate me on a regular basis. Otherwise there's no novelty.

He doesn't

>Bestiality

Fucking the retard is like fucking an ape

A human does not fall in love with a monkey.

Why are Hiroyuki's doujins so much better than his published series?

how do you explain aids then?

Fall in love? No.

Rape? More often than you'd like.

How can I get Sayaka to be my girlfriend?

Of all the poor grasp of female anatomy I've seen on Sup Forums over the years, yours is perhaps the most egregious yet.

My waifu is many of those things too, but she's also a very successful private business owner.

>tfw have IQ of 82
My parents missed a bullet there.

Can't rape what is willing

Is 28 old ? Am I actually getting too old to get into the intercourse thing ?

Yes. She is super hot

>chimps carry AIDS
>AIDS can be transmitted through sexual intercourse, blood, as well as feces
>subsequently, the possible ways for chimps infecting humans with AIDS are as follows
>someone fucked a chimp (possible, but not likely)
>someone was injured in a very bloody encounter with a chimp (plausible, they're vicious fucking assholes)
>someone ate undercooked chimp meat (very plausible, 'bushmeat' is regrettably a popular thing in many parts of Africa, poorer people are not the best cooks and there's a conception that it's very healthy)
>someone contacted AIDS from chimp feces (extremely plausible, chimps are infamous for pelting people with feces)

Chimpanzees are hellbeasts.

>not liking thigh gap
The only time it doesn't make sense is on a thick short stack. Otherwise it should be present or you are probably dealing with a whale.

>nobody mentioned oyakodon

well I guess since nobody is hungry why would we mention a rice bowl dish

Borderline safe. But it doesn't really matter. Just fuck and masturbate anything legal to your heart's content

>28
>borderline

Are you retarded or something?

What if my perverted wish was impregnating her and her daughter at the same time so they could experience the joys of motherhood together?

Only too old if you're female.

how do you get ape feces in your bloodstream?

The chimp beat the fuck out of you first.

I can't understate how fucking strong, mean and dangerous they are.

Why isn't she getting gangbanged by her students? Akkun may be a retarded faggot, but I'm sure other boys in class aren't.

>I was ready to be hurt, but not like this!

I've never seen such a perfect quote to sum up the average Sup Forumsnon's life.

You and me both know that Japan has incurable shit taste when it comes to older women.

^this

I just goggled it according to avert.org/professionals/history-hiv-aids/origin its most likely due to eating their meat, but I guess getting cuts duing the hunt and then getting blood and/or feces on you isn't that unlikely

A chimpanzee once beat up Gary Larson, author of the Far Side. Years later, that same chimp murdered a human baby. True story.

First you need to be a retard
Then you need to beat me in a retard fight.

I'm glad Gary made it through that without getting AIDS or getting his face torn off.

I miss that wonderful man.

I don't because I'm not into women.

Aww look at poor user realising he's watching cartoons aimed at 16 year olds. Better late than never huh.

Fucking Frodo.

faggot