How to buy shojo without getting laughed at by the cutie Asian cashier?

How to buy shojo without getting laughed at by the cutie Asian cashier?

Dress up as a girl to make the purchase.

Buy one of everything.

buy a yaoi manga with a shoujo so she wont make fun of you again

Ask someone to buy it for you.

buy a pack of condoms with it

Buy it with a copy of Guns & Ammo, and Mein Kampf.

I dunno ask what she likes?

She already laughs at you when you buy shonen.

If she asks if that's everything, say no and double down

Write "3dpd" on her forehead and only like 2d instead

She didn't laugh when I bought junji Ito stuff

How do I do this?

Pay a little girl to buy it for you. Kinda like a reverse of teens paying the homeless guy to buy booze for them.

Show that you're serious by putting down a confident stack of shojo manga

Say it's for your little sister, and for fuck's sake, don't say "imouto".

This.

Beware of creepy otaku though.

Just buy it you cunt, and stop worrying about such insignificant details.

Girl cashier here, we literally don't care what books you buy.

HIT ON HER, THEN SHE'LL BE THE EMBARRASS

You were less sensitive while buying horror. It was as funny as checking out the 20th effete manchild in a day would have been for her.

Stealth Umaru thread?

please be in singapore

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Is that a cutie Asian cashier(male)?
If so, strike up a conversation

>he buy physical copy of manga
What year are you living at ? 2005 ?

I'm sure you are poor or doesn't have any guts to buy one.

>a nugget to shoot the nugget

>2017
>he still isn't a magical girl

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>Buy
That's you're problem.

I've never had that problem cause I'm also asian.Good luck.

Wyf qt

Just buy it. That's it. Social ramifications (which there will be next to none) be damned

kek

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Ask what she likes instead. It ain't hard.

I wish I had a cute Asian cashier. All I have is a hambeast shounenfag. I just wanted to buy my dirt cheap copy of te Azumanga Daioh DVD collection to add to my library, not get in a conversation about Attack on Titan

Buy it like a normal faggot. Why the fuck do you have to care about what that Asian cashier going to think of you. She'll forget you later on anyway considering the numbers of customers she have to attend to everyday.

Just buy it at the same time as some guy buying futa porn.

man up and buy your shit, dumb umaru hater

You could buy online.

give me the money and i'll buy it for you bro just wait outside

Say you just need it to masturbate to the hand holding.

Eww!

They don't give a shit you're paying their wage.

this

you can't they will always laugh at you. I just keep my composure and laugh at their minimal wage job

If you're white you have nothing to worry about, Asian women literally worship the big white cock.

I'd get in a conversation about Attack on Titan, as long as it's not fujoshi shipfaggotry

fuck off

Say it's for your girlfriend.

Otaku are creepy by definition

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I bet she'd laugh even harder.

>Muh 3dpd meme

umaru

Ask for gift envelope

How ?

Simply Autistic

Then you live with the knowledge that the guy who prepares the package is laughing at you.

>meme

Why should she laugh at a little girl who buys something for her age group

Give us more of those Umaru-chan stuff please. Umaru dying is a SAD ending.

You think that's embarrassing to buy in person? Try this manga on for size.

Rape her. Bet she'll stop laughing.

>buy
Look at this fag.

Have you never heard of the internet?
Just buy it online.
That, or just walk into the store with a gun and steal it. No one will laugh at you if you're carrying a gun.

Nooo, my disguise has been foiled!

>No one will laugh at you if you're carrying a gun.

>Y-Yes, I'd like one copy of Diaper Girl please

She would probably be into shojo manga if anything, so it could be used as a conversation point.

Better than buying the newest kiddie shonen manga like a loser

Does this guy even have pupils?

Has this shit ended yet? I haven't read a chapter since the baseball dude hooked up with the childhood friend, and that was like 2 years ago

Be sure you by a sexy covered manga with the shojo manga or some history books/biographys to make her think your an intellectual.

still not gay