Brit/pol/ - The changing face of British Royalty edition

>BoJo branded "COWARD" as he runs away from Irish question twice
politicalscrapbook.net/2018/02/watch-boris-johnson-branded-a-coward-as-he-flees-commons-to-avoid-question-on-irish-border/
vimeo.com/257885915
archive.is/YqL1V

>Unionists: EU is attemting annexation of N.Ireland
tuv.org.uk/eus-attempt-to-annex-northern-ireland-needs-actions-not-words-from-pm/
archive.is/7dgZs

>21 earthquakes in 50 days, UK is rocking
express.co.uk/news/uk/923237/uk-earthquakes-twenty-one-fifty-days-british-geological-survey
archive.is/WEa4T

>Row over 'racist' Mosely leaflet
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43224171
archive.is/PbiJj

>Munroe clarifies "All white people are racist" comments. With "Racism isn't always conscious"
inews.co.uk/news/politics/racism-isnt-always-conscious-munroe-bergdorf-clarifies-white-people-comments-amid-tory-backlash/
archive.is/e5AJV

>May belligerent against EU's draft withdrawal agreement
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-may-rebukes-eu-brexit-12101857
archive.is/ybZtR

>Legalise Weed: Conservative Home [420 everyday]
conservativehome.com/platform/2018/02/chloe-schendel-wilson-cannabis-prohibition-has-failed-on-all-fronts-the-uk-should-follow-canadas-pragmatic-example-instead.html
archive.is/cgkMc

>BBC sacks 6 from official aid charity over sexual misconduct
telegraph.co.uk/politics/2018/02/27/exclusive-bbcs-official-aid-charity-sacked-six-staff-sexual/
archive.is/9ogHO

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bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b09qn33f/crossing-birminghams-invisible-borders
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independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nigel-farage-blames-traffic-jam-for-bbc-question-time-no-show-a6854846.html
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Megan is the least black "black" woman I've ever seen

>£10 note deadline is today
wtf why did nobody mention this

...

>we should leave on wto rules we'll be fine

>We should leave the EU and have open borders with the world

it's going to be epic

youtube.com/watch?v=4HLY1NTe04M

Need anything from Tesco lads?

>What a dirty Chuckle

>KIDDIES’ TV star Barry Chuckle was branded a sleazy rat yesterday for trying to bed the mum of two young fans.

>The married grandad, 60 — one half of the famous Chuckle Brothers — bombarded attractive Sally Williams with lurid emails.

>Housewife Sally, 37, also told how he KISSED her as she sat in his car, put his hand up her SKIRT — and BEGGED her to spend nights with him in a hotel.

>The starstruck mum, who admits she fell for his charms, said: “I must have been insane.

>“We never had full sex. But I was stupid, naive and idiotic. He’s a slimebag and a sleazeball who could have wrecked my life.”

>One email from the wrinkly comic — real name Barry Elliott — told how he wanted to “lick, suck and caress” her.

>Another drooled: “Even though you won’t have your underwear on for long I’m looking forward to seeing it and removing it slowly and sexily, you gorgeous little thing.

>The “fling” was nipped in the bud when Sally's husband Ron, 40, found one of the emails.

>He stormed: “I want people to know what Barry Chuckle is really like.”

>Barry — wed to Ann for 35 years — yesterday admitted sending “fruity” emails and meeting Sally at the services. But he insisted: “Nothing happened.”

>HAVE you romped with Barry? Ring The Sun newsdesk on 020 7782 4105

Start buying guns.

Just fucking slipped over on my way back from Tesco lads

BEWARE the pavements are slippy as fuck

>tfw my Tesco delivery didn't come yesterday because snow (fucking Buxton)
>no food in except for chicken dippers and onion rings

I'm fucking dead.

wahey!

do you have anything that could be ingredients?

get to work from home today lads hehehe

So how is everyone else handling the beast?

Pretty comfy atm in the office but my hands are like friging sand paper.

is that a where's waldo costume?

Is it true that Britain was black?
I heard it on BBC
youtube.com/watch?v=lWDWVDu01P0
>mfw britbongs pay for this:
youtube.com/user/bbcnews/videos
that whole gallery is unreal

not surprised bbc russia and bbc japan are the only ones that disable likes (oddly not comments)
youtube.com/watch?v=abLOJLZeWvg
they ain't tricking anyone with their bs

Set the onion rings alight & make the chicken dippers jump through them, like a tiny sad circus, then scrape the charred bits off the onion rings & eat them, entertainment & a feast !

Hh

At least he isnt a pedo like every over child entertainer

Cheeky :^)

>i gave all the signs that i was interested in him but what a sleazebag amirite
SLAAAY

i'm really hungry
but it's too cold

youtube.com/watch?v=k2mt7_Xe7Lg

Doesn’t help that the Sun pay people for shitty stories like this.

>Latte
Bit gay innit

-4 here m8, how about yourself?

That's beside the point, squire.

I actually have a milk rather than Soy latte, so I’m good

That’s precisely the point squire.
You can bang a dude you like and get paid for it by suing them and submitting the story to a newspaper.

It’s precisely the point.

Even if the cheddar man was black skinned its irrelevant since the migration of the beaker peoples replaced 90% of the genetics here anyway

>those who exploit the poor dream about breasts
is that true?

i can see only a thin covering of snow
i'll find out in a minute

The new 10p coins are kino

It's beside the point, squire. I made no mention of the involvement of the paper, I was talking specifically about the whore in question.

How long until people start complaining they're not diverse enough?

haha british life is about double decker busse, cobwebs and a full english innit

post boxes n dat

nice

>How long until people start complaining they're not diverse enough?
i think you're the first

She had a lot of plastic surgery done.
Here's the real genetic contribution to the British Muttarchy

>i think you're the first
But I didn't complain about them not being diverse enough...

Meggy?

I hope there's a pillar with her name on it.

Ye boiiiiiiii

>no black pudding
Dickhead you.

>H for hijabi
>G for grime
>P for Peng chicken

Got one in my pants

raw sausages !

that's it i have to find food

-3.5

where are the niggers?

hope she get's diana'd, honestly

youtube.com/watch?v=AuGFlP5Duuw

Fuck me my bathrooms freezing and ive got the turtles head. Was joking on here yesterday about sticking the moist arsewipe in the microwave for a bit, but now im seriously considering it.

Works canceled. Shitposting from home now lads.
this is what happens when you work in an office full of women, a little snow and they're a no show.

But you're also not going to work...

work cancelled
and i have this week booked as holiday
fuck you i'm gonna go back to bed and dream about being neet

No spam, tosser

Put toilet roll around the seat sauaage

I got into Cardiff and practically got to the door of my office when I got a call from HR telling me that no one is coming in so go home.
Now I'll either not get payed or have to use some annual leave.
Id rather this than getting stuck come 5pm with all the trains canceled though. Still not happy.

Wish are Stace would make a documentary every week, could listen to her chat shit about owt. Gonna watch Crossing Birmingham's Invisible Borders instead, hopefully it'll convince me to love my brown brethren.
>bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b09qn33f/crossing-birminghams-invisible-borders

How's the snow over there? It's well above curb depth in Yorkshire.

>spoons
>not having a pint with breakfast

Well, well, well, looks like we have a fucking poofter here, lads.

>being this poorthern

I only have those wet wipes type moist shitroll. If I sit on those Ill end up with the seat frozen to my arse... Fuck, I should have bought a comfy furry seat cover.

not a speck of snow when I woke up at 6 wondering what all the fuss was about. a few minutes later and it was a blizzard. Its starting to get pretty deep now and I'm thinking about whether or not to quickly pop into town to pick a few things up and maybe have a hot breakfast before things get too bad.

I'd recommend it. If it gets to be as it is here then you might have trouble getting in to and out of town. Atleast if you go soonish you don't have to worry about owt for the rest of the day and can just build snownobs in the garden.

BAD NEWS EVERYONE: NO DIANE ABBO ON QUESTION TIME TONIGHT

INSTEAD IT'S KEKBOY SMITH

ken clarke was meant to be there is, CHINYAGADIZI GET IN THERE MY SON GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL thats new

>being this soythern

Everyone ITT is a loser

Clarke, Nige & Abbo were announced two weeks ago and last week. The other two weren't named.

Chinyanganya is from Blue Peter.

>you now remember Blue Peter

I rest my case

WHO #SNOWNIGGER HERE?

rest your face

Loser

>the Labour representative will be indistinguishable from the Conservative representative.
Wow some democracy we have!
Whats the Blue Peter mutt on there to talk about? did they need an ethnic panelist and he just happened to be in the room?
Its always nice to see Nigel anyway.

>ywn give michelle your hard brexit

Rest in piece

twitter.com/MichelleDewbs/status/969128097420402688

>(((Dewberry)))

Losers

Lel, that butthurt.
>It really depends on your definition of success. Did he get what he wanted ? Debatable.

Stop yakking.

How is that brexit working out for you retards?:^}

>Nigel hasn't been on Question Time since 2016
That can't be right surely? I'm probably so shocked because it seems like he's on some radio show every other day. How time flies.

MOLLY CONFIRMED

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nigel-farage-blames-traffic-jam-for-bbc-question-time-no-show-a6854846.html

>that was 2 years ago
what the fuck

Not delivered yet, ignoramus.

>the referendum was 17 years ago
shit man I didn't need this feeling today.

I don't even like this slag either.

No Hp?
Heresy!!!!!!

FUCK I forgot it was the This Week live special tonight

>You will be watching a recording with Andrew, Liz, Michael, and Miranda plus David Starkey, Brian Blessed, Andrew Rawnsley & Molly!

>STARKEY
>BLESSED
>MOLLY
OOH BABY

>Mank56

He's fucking fuming

a Labour Remainer, another Labour Remainer, a chimmichinga, a slut, and Nige.

Jesus, what a night.

>i mean yeah, he did achieve his referendum victory that he worked two decades for.... but is that realllllly how you want to define success?
FUMING

Just highlighted some key information about Mr Mank56

>a slut
delet

>twitter.com/GrahamPage11/status/969133156019392513
This fucking guy and those condescending kisses he ends his sentences with. I can't stand this faux-high-road shit.

>heavy blizzard and -10 temperatures
>Go for a night drive on the motorway

Are Scots retarded?

twitter.com/mank56

>385,000 tweets
>@'s people good morning with pictures of half naked men

The absolute state of remainers.

>Are Scots retarded?
Are you for asking?

Of course it isnt lol

>Stop yakking.
t.loser virgin

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>El Mäñko del fútból

Kek, I think he pretends to have a girlfriend.