164 cm

>164 cm
>56 kg
Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle his tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend him over and fuck him on.

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>I'm lighter than Astolfo
I didn't need to know this.

im 160 46kg...

>Lighter then Astolfo
>Same height
Oh dear.

>Implying it wouldn't be "Imagine how fun it would be to be manhandle by his tiny body. I'd be just walke around the house looking for things to be bend over and be fucked on."
Reminder even E STR is stronger than peak humans

Astolfo is FAT!

fucking skeleton sluts

Jesus Christ go to a fucking gym and eat you gangly aliens.

queers should be put to death

dying of malnutrition is a spook

>Baby's first meme trap

I lived as a NEET for about a year and rarely ate twice a day, so I lost around 12 kilos but it's okay because being slim is actually kinda nice.

Meanwhile I have almost 4x Astolfo's weight
You guys need to go to the gym more.

Are you 15 or malnourished?

>Implying there's anything queer about fucking or being fucked by a guy

>weighing close to 400lbs
I think you need to hit the gym fatty.

redpilled truth

>being in denial

It's all muscle.
I know you might be envious but there's no need to call me fat

take the redpill homo

>181 kilograms of muscles
Kill yourself.

You do know that muscle weights more than fat right?

Ya okay pal, unless you're over 6'5 weighing in above 400lbs is being a fucking fat ass.

kill yourself

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me on the left

Astolfo please stop posting

I don't get this meme, why can't you just admit you're gay? Who fucking cares.

>400 pounds

Have fun being slow as fuck and having joint problems later in life. Unless your a professional bodybuilder or a competition lifter there is no point in putting that much stress on your body.

nobody actually believes traps aren't gay, it's just meme spam to attempt to trigger people

Do girls lust after reverse traps just like boys after traps?

girls only lust after Christ, if they fall in love it's because Satan tricked them

No, boys Lust after reverse traps, girls only lust after wallets.

>you are now imagining astolfo manhandling the tiny bodies of the anons smaller than him

>mixing 3D with reality
2D girls lust for what you want them to lust which is pretty much everything.

>Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle user's tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend him over and fuck him on.

Astolfo could manhandle the 400 lbs guy if he wanted to.

I'd feed them first.

>180 cm
>300 lbs
>starting to look like the fat old faceless men in doujins
It's time to become 2 and start manhandling.

>164cm
>56kg
I'm 56kg right now while being 21cm taller. Not only that, but I'm noticeable beefier (not that you could describe someone at 56kg as "beefy") than meme trap guy. The artists are drawing someone 10kg lighter, and this triggers my autism.

2D*

are you implying that 1 kilo of muscles weights more than 1 kilo of fat?

>communism taking over America
>implying I'm religious at all

Go back to sucking cocks and telling yourself it's not gay queer boy.

The average IQ of/fit/ seldomly crests the triple-digits.

Is that much different than the rest of Sup Forums?

Retards, he's saying that 400lbs of muscle is less massive than 400lbs of fat. There's no fucking way he's actually 400lbs and not a fatass piece of shit, but that doesn't make what else he's saying wrong. Muscle is denser than fat, this is a fact.

If he's fat, I'm an obese monster of 210 lbs.

>400lbs of muscle is less massive than 400lbs of fat
fuck, reverse those. that's what I get for not proofreading my posts

Why dont you take a shower, hit the weights and get a clue? manlet

No way a weak girl could lift 400lbs

A fight between the 400 lbs user and these guys: who win?

here. I'm the tallest of the three and have practiced boxing for four years. They don't stand a chance.

''fight''

The three manlets of course, they could just hide right behind fat user and stab him in the spine. And promptly die of asphyxiation, because of fat user's crack stank from his inability to wipe his ass and protein farts.

He's saying 1 kilo of muscle has less mass than 1 kilo of fat. If you were to shove both in separate containers, the fat one would be fuller than the muscle one.

>tfw about the same height
>tfw nearly 10 kg heavier
At least it's pretty much all muscle.

Better question
Everyone in this thread vs Astolfo

Astolfo loses to the dick.

user would win, because even Astolfo can't beat the cock.

Christ, what's with all these manlets on Sup Forums?

astolfo also has a cock though

We would win, hold him against his will and take turns sucking his feminine dick

>and have practiced boxing for four years
>lighter than 56kg
what

>ywn double-penetrate one of
these user's with Astolfo

tall people post blogs on their instagram accounts , short people post blogs on anonymous message boards

>161cm
>59 kg

jesus christ im fat

>he
wait what the fuck

how is this a dude

n00b

He even has a girly voice, it doesn't make any sense
youtube.com/watch?v=PQn_NZ42qF8

Welcome to the world punk

>Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle user's fat body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to roll him over and fuck him on.

>below average height, instant manlet
>above average height, considered the norm
Kinda retarded logic, don't you think?

>looking for things to roll him over and bounce him off.
Missed opportunity

Good luck trying to bounce a ball full of muscles

>170cm
>56kg

Not too bad I guess

The 46kg user got to be female

>Half a foot taller than him but only 4 kilos more
>Astolfo has a higher BMI than me

shouldn't weight that much
50kg maybe

You could argue it either way, but Servants are literally magic. They could be 20 kg to half a tonne for all it matters.

Just wanted to share this cute Norio's art.

Thanks for sharing, user.

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Why is Astolfo so perfect?

Norio trap doujins when?

this is the gayest shit i've ever seen on Sup Forums. ya'll niggas hella gay

What other character do you know of that have weird height/weight proportions?

You would lose against his cock user

GIVE US A SOURCE!

all of them because you can make up whatever you want about anyone for example light yagami is only 12 kilos

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I don't get this meme, why can't you just take a joke? Who fucking cares.

Serious question:

Why having a cock inside makes the guy (the one being penetrated) ejaculate immediately ???

such is the power of the cock

google it and find out for yourself

It happens if you hit his G spot, which in guys is only accessible through the anus
it also takes some time for it to happen
don't ask me how I know this

it doesn't. it takes lot's of time and practice

>those lower bodies

>takes lot's of time and practice
for who?

>he's taller than me
Good god I think I need to look for some trapdom doujins now

for the person getting fucked