Risk

Risk thread!
Dubs: Conquers 1 country.
>Remember to state your colour and the country you intend to conquer!
Trips: conquers 2 country's.
>The 2nd country will be decided by the post OP's reply + ID.
Quads: You receive a nuke and can take any country on the board + the originally chosen country + 1 more adjacent country. Again the 2nd choice will be determined by the posters ID.
Quints and you will be awarded a special power up (Undecided as to what the special power up will be ATM but suggestions are welcome and you'll find out if you get quints.)

Russia red.

roll

re-roll

re-re-roll

re-re-re-roll

1 more roll

ffs roll

rolling

roll.

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God what a fag

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England Blue
Having fun?

Lmao let's get germany takes Poland in black

Ok fine, Sweden dark yellow

Still waiting guys?

Lietuva Green

Finland (Blue) (Dubs)
Finland & Sweden (Green) (trips)

Serbia Grey

Re-Rolling, wish me luck.

RRoll

No resistance movement RNGesus?

boom

Finland/Sweden Blue since someone else wants green.

C'mon, RNGesus can't suck this much.

Vatican Yellow for Italy.

The Papacy Rises

Oh well, last try.

Seriously the last re roll

Iceland
gold

Sorry guys this game ain't gonna work.
I'm stuck in an endless spam filter?

re-roll because no one has a country yet.

Wow that one worked?

I do

OP is MIA

Poland
Blue
Roll to take ukraine

>Lietuva
>Iceland

Re roll

Germany grey.

Reroll

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Benis on Germany.

Roll to put big *black* cock on Germany. Come on.

Damn it.
Fuck this thread anyway. Sage.

Beautiful.

Roll.

Brown. Israel

Ok brown Turkey. Cockroaches will swarm the world

Last try Thrace purple

Sweden
Gold

News update:
4 countries at war!

purple portugal cuz fuck it

White Russia
Red
Belarus

red russia

roll

FFS

Finland
Gold

:(

Put that shit flag away gopnik!

Norway
Gold

Norway
Gold

reroll

Accept the flag commie

Norway
Gold
reroll

Norway
Gold
reroll

Norway
Gold
reroll

I must unite the North!!

Why the fuck is Lithuania in Latvia?

>Norway
Gold

reroll

I must unite the North!! FFS!!

Norway
Gold

reroll

She be a harsh mistress!!

Norway
Gold

reroll

I'm wondering if this was the correct course of action.

>France
>Blue
been awhile since I've seen a good risk thread lads

purple portugal one and only reroll

Norway
Gold

reroll

What gods be against me!?

Roll

wow one away from quads. guess im out then :-(

France black

already called it

The ruskis are at civil war.

Turkey brown

Germany orange

Montenegro
Nigger Brown

I just wanted to be in Belarus

update your map faggot

Nigger Roll

I'm not a geo teacher dude? I just like countering in pictures.
What would you have me change friendo?

fuck last try France Brown

Montenegro
Nigger Brown

France was a wash out.

Put me in Belarus, and put Lithuania in Lithuania. Belarus literally means White Russia.

didnt notice Germany nigger brown

Like I said I'm not great at geography but I'm more than happy to colour in pictures for you.
Hope this update helps?

Invade ukraine

Reroll

>ukraine
Who invades?
Belarus?

I Invade it.

the fuck is this fucking newfag shit?

use a real map you spastic

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no meme flagging
Turkey brown

You can if you want?
Far too complicated for a simpleton like me though.

Ok, Since my last instruction wasn't clear enough.
Poland Invades Ukraine

Reroll