Risk thread!
Dubs: Conquers 1 country.
>Remember to state your colour and the country you intend to conquer!
Trips: conquers 2 country's.
>The 2nd country will be decided by the post OP's reply + ID.
Quads: You receive a nuke and can take any country on the board + the originally chosen country + 1 more adjacent country. Again the 2nd choice will be determined by the posters ID.
Quints and you will be awarded a special power up (Undecided as to what the special power up will be ATM but suggestions are welcome and you'll find out if you get quints.)
Risk
Russia red.
roll
re-roll
re-re-roll
re-re-re-roll
1 more roll
ffs roll
rolling
roll.
roll
God what a fag
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England Blue
Having fun?
Lmao let's get germany takes Poland in black
Ok fine, Sweden dark yellow
Still waiting guys?
Lietuva Green
Finland (Blue) (Dubs)
Finland & Sweden (Green) (trips)
Serbia Grey
Re-Rolling, wish me luck.
RRoll
No resistance movement RNGesus?
boom
Finland/Sweden Blue since someone else wants green.
C'mon, RNGesus can't suck this much.
Vatican Yellow for Italy.
The Papacy Rises
Oh well, last try.
Seriously the last re roll
Iceland
gold
Sorry guys this game ain't gonna work.
I'm stuck in an endless spam filter?
re-roll because no one has a country yet.
Wow that one worked?
I do
OP is MIA
Poland
Blue
Roll to take ukraine
>Lietuva
>Iceland
Re roll
Germany grey.
Reroll
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Benis on Germany.
Roll to put big *black* cock on Germany. Come on.
Damn it.
Fuck this thread anyway. Sage.
Beautiful.
Roll.
Brown. Israel
Ok brown Turkey. Cockroaches will swarm the world
Last try Thrace purple
Sweden
Gold
News update:
4 countries at war!
purple portugal cuz fuck it
White Russia
Red
Belarus
red russia
roll
FFS
Finland
Gold
:(
Put that shit flag away gopnik!
Norway
Gold
Norway
Gold
reroll
Accept the flag commie
Norway
Gold
reroll
Norway
Gold
reroll
Norway
Gold
reroll
I must unite the North!!
Why the fuck is Lithuania in Latvia?
>Norway
Gold
reroll
I must unite the North!! FFS!!
Norway
Gold
reroll
She be a harsh mistress!!
Norway
Gold
reroll
I'm wondering if this was the correct course of action.
>France
>Blue
been awhile since I've seen a good risk thread lads
purple portugal one and only reroll
Norway
Gold
reroll
What gods be against me!?
Roll
wow one away from quads. guess im out then :-(
France black
already called it
The ruskis are at civil war.
Turkey brown
Germany orange
Montenegro
Nigger Brown
I just wanted to be in Belarus
update your map faggot
Nigger Roll
I'm not a geo teacher dude? I just like countering in pictures.
What would you have me change friendo?
fuck last try France Brown
Montenegro
Nigger Brown
France was a wash out.
Put me in Belarus, and put Lithuania in Lithuania. Belarus literally means White Russia.
didnt notice Germany nigger brown
Like I said I'm not great at geography but I'm more than happy to colour in pictures for you.
Hope this update helps?
Invade ukraine
Reroll
>ukraine
Who invades?
Belarus?
I Invade it.
the fuck is this fucking newfag shit?
use a real map you spastic
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no meme flagging
Turkey brown
You can if you want?
Far too complicated for a simpleton like me though.
Ok, Since my last instruction wasn't clear enough.
Poland Invades Ukraine
Reroll