so today our glorious leader Kim-Jong Putin has revealed new weapons systems that are yet to be given a name by the people.
voting is open on the MoD website, so im guessing it would be right if people that are going to be destroyed by those weapons get to choose the name for them.
website with the poll: vote.mil.ru
article about the weapons: bbc.co.uk
Translate for us fucknut
Shadilay
so i can singe along when nuclear heat melts my bones
NWO Fucker MK.9 for Sarmat
It's a missile, so: "a missile".
MS-9k
>Magapede Suppository nine thousand
Wunderwaffen vol. 103213124128121
Rural and Suburban Retardinator-7777
BENIS
>Path is unpredictable
>Missle dodges incoming threats
"Drunk Boris" it is
cyкa блять-420-69
Glorious Orthodox Missile of Mutt Slaying
i'm with this
AIN'T CICKING NO RUSSIAN WEBSITE
ooga booga lauchers
>Shadilay
neck yourself cancer
SATAN 2
rt
kek
...
Is that a real picture?
God i wish that were me
BASED
Government officials suggest "Dove of peace", "The American dream", "Appeasement", "Eternal silence", "Snowfox" (in russian it's an euphemism for something completely fucked up).
Yep, this is as delirious up as it sounds
The Mutt Obliterator
Iblis. Or, The Assad.
Muttstomper Cruise Missile
French Fry Laser Beam
Not sure what to call the drone submarines
call it muh dik but it think even thats too small
amerimutt annhilator-56
Glorious 8-Track Tape PLayer of Doom
I sent Missizzle.
x_Jews_Destroyer_1488
Devil Penis
>The American Dream
The Eraser
Malcoms cock
>LET US CHOOSE THE NAME FOR NEW RUSSIAN WEAPONS
The "Fake&Gay5000"
That animation was just pathetic. If they had the real thing, they would have shown the real thing.
Pepe the Moab.
>our new missile is invisible, invincible, and it goes faster than any other missile ever
sounds like Putin was making up a bunch of bullshit
KEK THIS
DRUNK BORIS
DESTROYER OF COMMIES
Mutt Masher Mk.11
"The Russian Economy"
Because all it does is crash
Or if you want to listen to a song while its launched.
Wind of Change
"The future's in the air
I can feel it everywhere
Blowing with the wind of change
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away (dream away)
In the wind of change"
Cyka Blyastc Wissile
WMBTFO 3000.
The Dawn of Mutt.
Why not "Little Carp" again?
Squat shots