On a cold, rainy fall afternoon like today nothing beats a hot cup of tea and a warm slice of keiki. Wouldn't you agree?

On a cold, rainy fall afternoon like today nothing beats a hot cup of tea and a warm slice of keiki. Wouldn't you agree?

Hags plase go and stay go

>disrespecting the cake with >680x383

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!

What is the fantasy appeal of keiki?

I mean, what would you even spend time doing with them?

>I mean, what would you even spend time doing with them?
The same as with an ordinary girlfriend, except with a dash of motherlyness added in?

Drinking and wild passionate handholding

stop wasting time and get her pregnant the biological clock is ticking.

30 somethings never look that good.

Asian women don't fucking age until they hit 60.

You are living in pretty shitty country, my friend. I personally know a lady who is 34 yo but looks like 18.

Why do cakes have the most genuine feelings?

I prefer my cakes to be cold, rich, and with just the right amount of fat

North Korean women age way faster than other asians

Well when your head state is a manchild shithead that expects (you) to serve 5 years of mandatory military service to make him feel great while spending all the money on a nuclear program instead of food and you have to eat grass of course you'll get wrinkles from stress

sure why not

BULLSHIT

GOING OUTSIDE NAKED IN THE RAINY COLD BEATS EVERYTHING HELL YEA FUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAA

>with a keiki
>then going back indoors to warm up with dry towels and hot Cocoa

they magically get triple Z tits when they turn 26, or so the animes have taught me

where are the flat cakes?

The one from Netoge no Yome isn't flat, but she doesn't have cowtits. Also, she likes vidya. Playing vidya with a cake must be nice.

It's sunny and close to 90 here in Tennessee. Do you live in some Northern shithole?

With the correct hormone treatment user , you too can become a cake.

>she doesn't have cowtits

Those are cowtits man.

Cakes being an oedipal thing hurts.

>suddenly, cakes are younger than you

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what type of Keiki? a gateau, sponge or maybe a heavy fruit cake etc etc?

I'd take this keiki any day over a megane bishoujo

>Gateau
Wealthy, sophisticated businesswoman?

>Sponge
Plain Jane sensei?

>Heavy fruit cake
T H I C C mom fat MILF body? Like Rinko in most of her doujins?

>Cat keiki with big fat cat tats
I think the appeal is obvious here, user. At least to my dick.

>not simply using each other's body heat to warm up
You really don't know how this works, do you.

>not even cops will approach keikis to authoritatively demean them for public intoxication

>gonna be 22 soon

I MISSED MY CHANCE TO BE CARDED FOR BY A CUTE CAKE

Are you surprised? Everybody knows about that old trick, and rookies are taught to call for back-up the moment they hear a cake say "I love a man in uniform".

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Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

I like aggressive cakes

Implying blackbeard would go anywhere near a BBA like drake.

Can't escape

OLD HAG!

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>36
DAMN, if she has a body like that then it's certainly not too old to be a magical girl!

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What about shortcake?

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