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wtf guys?

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813 here. Putin would never nuke us. There's nothing here except rednecks and shitty sports teams

Me on the right.

florida is a shithole, good riddance hes doing the right thing

>rednecks
>tampa
mostly niggers and homeless actually

>not nuking caliphronia

dont forget the old people using up all of my social security money

yes it's a shit hole please stay out.

>yachts away

are yachts where white people go when they don't want to be bothered by beach niggers

its u yankee transplant faggots that ruined it cuck

>Some Generic Peninsula
>Florida
>CNN
I smell bullshit.

he would be doing us a favor, just need more of the trash here in NY to move there first

>florida nuke strike

i can think of 49 other states that wouldn't give a fuck if this happened

If your boat is right here how do you get it out

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>a bunch of rich people park their yachts in florida so florida isn't a shithole

If anyone's getting nuked it's going to be the heartland. The only thing that makes America strong are the whites. Take away white majority and you'll have two coastal Brazils that will just collapse in on themselves

>Florida

He should nuke Middle and southern California and the southern border first.

Priorities.

You call ahead to move your boat from long term storage.

our family always dock in our own slip.
pick related similar to our neighborhood.

poorfag detected.

I'm ready

my personal wealth or poverty has no bearing on florida's status as a 3rd rate dumpster tier state. i don't even live there.

I live in Pasco, north of Tampa. We're like 80% redneck

>Hitting central fl

YES please end my life Putin-sama

561 here. Please fucking drop them putin

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the areas by the beach are generally nice and expensive a bit further west there are some bad neighborhoods then you get to nice suburbs again all the way to the everglades.

There are some canadian communities including a pretty big trailer park community that is filled with canadians, they even fly their flag in the compound. Even though it's near a bad neighborhood that particular neighborhood is nice because surprise surprise a bunch of nice white people from canada won't behave like trailer trash.

Locals generally like canucks as long as you don't drive ridiculously slow.

Florida does indeed need nuclear hellfire, though...

>spending a trillion dollars to bomb a swamp

713 here

Hope it happens

As long as Hogg is there when they hit...this is fine

smart. He knows most American would yell out in cheer over this!

Nuke California next!!!

Original clip from 2011, "SS-18 ("Satan") What America is afraid of? Russia's nuclear shield" at 0:44: youtube.com/watch?v=YmuyxY5Ev54

You wait for the tides to rise and it floats out.

thats not true, thanks to the transplants you ended up with less trash hoodrats you ungrateful fuck! they also boosted the values of properties

>Locals generally like canucks as long as you don't drive ridiculously slow.
pretty much applies to the whole US

>family is moving to Florida
help me Sup Forums

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Central Command (CENTCOM) Tampa. Major primary target. Live at least 75 miles away.

>nuking an area full of niggers,cubans,alligators,coal burners,hurricans,swamps

Why would he bomb Florida first? I thought that most ICBMs had a trajectory that went over the artic circle so if anything, FL would be the last place to hit.

why not california thoooooo

Putin knows where the problem is

Bye faggots. Based Putin fixing the social security drain. He really is our guy.

If it makes you feel better, he just used Florida because using California would have gotten a bunch of us asking him to go ahead and do it.

Secret Cuban installations for old time's sake.

Double will decide what state is next

I'd probably be permanently freaked out about global warming too, if I had built my city on a sandbar in a swamp

Putin you kike piece of shit. You're supposed to hit Jew York and cali

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Why would he want to attack Mexico?

Putin basically said that you fuck with Russia or its allies and he will nuke Israel.

There's more whites in California alone than all of Europe.

Nobody said Putin was merciful.

Wow it's some cones dangling over a map of florida thats a really harrowingly realistic depiction of a nuclear strike

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Georgia here. Ready to mow down all the Floridafag refugees.

>inb4 90 replies of "California"

Come onnnn Golden State get.

I mean he's not really hurting us here.

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nice

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can they leave the princeton area of new jersey alone?

I really am the future of humanity.

>whites
Whatever you say, Pedro.

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Fuck UCF here please help

how do they get the yachts out ?????

Calling that a generic peninsula means you don't know Florida at all. I can pick out and name a number of lakes shown, idiot

Actually mostly filthy fucking rednecks. Why not just nuke all redneck states?

>[TRACKING TARGET HOGG, DAVID]
>[TARGET ACQUIRED]
>[CONFIRMED]
>[REQUESTING PERMISSION TO ENGAGE]
*Putin comes on the radio
>[NUKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER]
>BOOM
and nothing of value was lost.

you seem upset

>No targets in the county I'm in
Nice
>remember I have nothing to do and have to drive half an hour to the nearest gas station
fuck

>Nuke Florida
Boomers and Spics BTFO!!!

ffs this was meant for

Also 954, don't fear anything Florida>Russia

if it was based Putin it would be california

>Russian Media

You'd have to be a fucking asshole to believe this, they're worse than our media.

That's a funny way to spell Atlanta

Why would we want you seeing as you are butthurt and poor?

at least nobody would be bitching about the 17 dead florida kids anymore

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Your state sucks and all the roads lead to the airport, also Atlanta is full of blacks, hipsters, and homeless.

dumbfucks everywhere. this is Bahia-Mar marina/hotel during the Ft Lauderdale Int Boat Show. They try to put as many boats as possible during this event in the marina..

Dae no da wae

In my collection.

Good shitpost, burgershart.

Just moved from Florida to Colorado because top tier bunker companies are here

Got a decent quote of a 4 person bunker with all amenities lead sealed and everything for only 100k

>Hippies are paying for it too
You'd never believe me.

Niiiice. How much did you pay? Also any place you can recommend to settle in Seattle. Looking to move to another state, was thinking Montana or Utah maybe Idaho, not sure. Somewhwere midwest or in the south perhaps.

Then name them

think if it this way gents, at least we wouldn't have to wait up worrying about florida's electoral college points and which direction they'll tilt every election cycle

well im kind of between trenton and east brunswick, so I think I would probably survive

If they get camden and atlantic city and newark I guess its kind of a break even

Notice how he's focusing on the spic and kike areas. Nothing of value lost.

727 here

Uhhmm. G-guys?

Well the big one is Okeechobee, and I can see Lake Jessup which is actually only two or three miles from my house

If you're looking for safety from invasion or something.
>like my paranoid ass

Then I recommend Colorado, Utah, Oregon (The farthest from Portland as possible).

I live near NORAD so I'm pretty safe as long as stay in the mountains, solid Granite and lime stone will save me.

I grow weed, because gardening is easy, and I sell it to dispensaries. This allows me to take money from hippies and be rich and build my bunker-n-shit

Came here for this. Now I’m satisfied.

It just looks like an island, why would that be florida?

O yeah, and fuckin CENTCOM you fucking embarrassment.

pls nuke the amerimutts already