I literally don't know how to respond to this. It's like a "gotcha" moment for the Communists :-(

I literally don't know how to respond to this. It's like a "gotcha" moment for the Communists :-(

HEY THERE RABBI, WHATCHA SLIDING

Depreciation. How many stone axes is a Ferrari worth?

Why would anyone read something written before the current year? it's bound to be full of miscalculations and inaccuracies.

Honestly, it’s fucking difficult to read. Like have you ever seriously sat down and tried to read Capital? I’ve honestly never been able to make it through.

Hey Rabbi, watcha doin?

>communists claim to support the downtrodden masses
>mock their enemies by calling them illiterate
really makes me think

((()))

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that's because its translated from german. Mein Kampf is hard to read for the same reason.

First printing of the Communist Manifesto was 1848 faggot

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Everybody knows commies aren't allowed to read, kike.

The left can’t ^intentionally^ meme

Rare photo of a communist trying to find dinner

>hard to read mien kampf

I sure was

It's a common trope for the far left to present themselves as the educated and enlightened people. There's a reason there aren't any communists, or at least not many, outside of academia or the dorm room. Reality is a mother fucker.

I've found replacing bourgeois with Jews make the manifesto a lot more accurate and fun.

>commies actually think they're well read erudites for having read a single book

I'll preface this by admitting I've never even tried to read it, but from what I understand, it's a book on economics written by a man who never ran a business, made an investment, or even worked one day of honest toil in his life. A man who spent his entire life leaching off either his parents or his friends. A man who, based on his life experience, astoundingly enough came to the conclusion that the ideal economic system would be "Dude, like, if everyone just got, like, everything they wanted, for free. Dude..."

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that part of the reason it's hard to read is just that it's actually rather bad.

I don't think a communist trying to find food is a rare thing

>I'll preface this by admitting I've never even tried to read it
So then your opinion on it doesn't matter

>checked
Also
>hungry santa
Every time

the left cant meme

Doesn't matter much, true. But I've picked up the gist through cultural osmosis, probably.

In any case you're pretty much right. Even if you ignore everything else about Marx the whole manifesto is pretty retarded.

Mein Kampf is hard to read because of the poor writing. He depersonalizes all of his anecdotes from his early years. Rather than telling you the story of the jew who tried to get him to betray his own kind, he says things like "should one perchance find himself among such of this sort it should be very likely that one were to hear" blah blah blah get to the fucking point you fucking manlet.

communist manifesto isnt even a particularly insightful read

it was basically just a pamphlet aimed at collectivizing disgruntled low iq workers. it doesnt lay out any sort of economic plan or anything its literally just an easy to understand advert for communism

you'd have to be a complete simpleton to even see any value in it in the year 2018, even if you were a communist

Wasn't a lot of it transcribed by...that guy whose name I forget, while Hitler was in prison?

>you'd have to be a complete simpleton

Most liberal useful idiots.

baitfag

It's hard to read with a huge throbbing erection, I agree.

>what is labor theory of value
just break their shit and ask them if you've made it more valuable with your labor

Maybe if they rewrote it as Harry Potter and the Communist Manifesto, Liberal commies would actually see what a bucket of shit it is.

Does a bunch of people having to reassemble all the shit you broke make it even MORE valuable?

yes, and the more inefficient they are and the longer it takes them the better.

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everytime

Remind the commie that Marxs grave site has to charge an entry fee because the owners cant figure out how to maintain the site with out doing so.

rudolf hess?

the way mein kampf is written reminds me of how Koran was written, the prophet's friends transcribed it for him, just like how Rudolf hess transcribed it for hitler.

>trying to read the communist manifesto
>1847
>1847

Fixed it for you

To be fair, the entire system immediately becomes illogical when you get to the “labor theory of value.”
May as well have replaced the foundation of socialism with “pure fucking magic.”
You know what is simple and works, whether you like it or not? Supply and demand. You literally can’t fuck it up if you understand it.

kek, nice catch
that's some quality counter-ops

I've never actually come across this kind of person, but I want to.

Just some jewish santa rambling about gibsmedats.

>upper torso connects to his left ass cheek which goes on to his right ass cheek which is where both his legs are
>next panel, upper torso is connected to his asscrack

Also...

It is absolute garbage. The Manifesto is not the primary work, anyway. Kapital is, and it is just as shit. It has so many commas in it, you will want to KYS

>the prophet

Muhammed wasnt a prophet you gay faggot
he was some sand nigger pedophile who got other sandniggers to follow him because he let them rob and kill people and generally just be "Desert bandits: the religion" then got BTFO every time he went up against europeans then changed the rules of his religion when he wanted to do shit that was banned and said that god had changed his mind then also made a bunch of rules about how his followers werent to go to his house unannounced and werent to linger round and make him uncomfortable because he was literally autistic but used his status as a prophet to cover it up as "Allah says you have 2 go home now"

How can you read this? There's no food!*
ftfy

>What is abstract art?