Is Astolfo cute?

Is Astolfo cute?

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Who is this girl?

>girl

I would blush in his presence

Nah

I want to grow up to be just like Astolfo.

Astolfo is for being hugged lovingly from behind.

the cutest

Astolfo is a faggot and so are you.

Yes.

The cutest

Boy(girl) is actually much better

Stop lewding my Paladin you guys! He shed the blood of the saxon men with me!

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I'm surprised Astolfo doesn't have a super beefy neck with all the weight of his hair he has to keep up.

You are being programmed by the same jews that aim to destroy Japan

he just have long hair, by that idea, all females should have strong necks because of similar reasons

to get a beefy neck you need lateral Gs, not more mass in your head (since most of the weight is placed on your spine, not muscles)

When first introduced, Duke Astolfo is trapped in the form of a myrtle tree by means of the evil sorceress Alcina’s magic. When Ruggiero attempts to tether his hippogriff to the unlucky man, Astolfo protests, lamenting his fate. Although the two converse at length, Ruggiero does not heed the duke’s advice to avoid Alcina and he soon becomes bewitched as well. Both are, however, rescued and returned to normal by Melissa, the good sorceress.

No wonder Astolfo is responsible for so many boners. He's literally made of wood.

>tether his hippogrif to the unlucky man
l-lewd

>Astolfo uses his magic horn to capture the giant Caligorante, and then parades the giant from town to town, forcing him to act as his beast of burden.

So... Astolfo is a dom?

A steady supply of cum keeps him thin.

Here kitty.

So do those garter thingies serve any practical purpose?

Power bottom.
>imagining him riding you while pulling on a leash he's got on you

no

she is pretty cute stop with the penis memes not funny

Thank you

They keep the hem of his shirt pulled down.

It always bugs me that they depict his fang thing as skin and not a white tooth.

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Cum can be pretty fattening. It's mostly carbohydrates, sugars, and protein.
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Pretty sure getting kicked the crotch hurts for both genders. Or have you never heard of a cunt punt?

>He's literally made of wood.
what a faggot

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this is so gay

Ye, but its magic.

What a fag