You got th attention of one of the most popular girls in the school

You got th attention of one of the most popular girls in the school.

What do you do with this opportunity?

Love Umi.

Ask why her pussy smells like fish

spit her in the face and laugh

Panic.

Tell her to stop bullying me and sit at the back of the class

Become Umi's best friend

Continue doing as I normally do, she ain't special

fuck her right in the pussy

Ask her to set me up with Nico.

Refuse and jerk off to a picture of her in the bathroom like the omega i am.

Eventually she'll catch on that I am forgetting my textbooks and dropping erasers on purpose

Beg her to step on my face

This but with Kotori

Wonder why she's talking to a grown adult.

This picture is hot as fuck.

I'd get behind her and help stretch her out, if you know what I mean.

slut

Imagine coming fast from behind her and kicking her coochie

Why is she showing me that?

I go on Maury.

Ignore her, she's too good for me

Move along, she's obviously looking at the Chad behind me.

Do what i did last time that happened. Be too shy and turn the opportunity into a memory of regret.

yoooo, is she showing me her pregnancy test??

Training with her.

Spaghetti and fuck up the conversation to the point where i cannot remotely hope for her getting attached to me and then proceed to give up on all efforts of socializing, as usual.

I yell UMI DA

If you watch Saiki Kusuo no Psi Nan you know.

I admire her behind

I really want to smell Umi's feet. I really do, so badly. I want to taste them after they've just been in her shoes all day, after she's just taken off her socks. I want to inhale and worship her feet. I want Umi's feet so fucking badly you don't understand.

I'm 46 years old, what the hell am I doing back in school? Is this one of those nightmares, where I haven't studied all year and missed the test and showed up not wearing any pants?

And now she's looking at me like I'm a walking pile of garbage. Great.

>a-user-san, what are you doing here so late? I thought you went home as soon as classes are over...

...I'M THE SCATMAN

SKIBI DIBBY DIB YO DA DUB DUB YO DA DUB DUB

>user-sama, ple-

BADABADABABE BOP BOP BODDA BOPE

BOP BOP BODDA BOPE

>A-user-SAN YOU'RE SCARING ME

*unintelligible scatting*