I have been considering going to Africa and taking over a town or two in a really weak country both in military and...

I have been considering going to Africa and taking over a town or two in a really weak country both in military and police strength. Previous thread someone suggested helping the locals out in something and then using them as my private army.
Also I have been thinking about capturing some valuable land/ property so I would not just be extorting some cow piss farmers, but would actually be building something of value.

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>helping the locals out
No
>using them as my private army
You are actually retarded

live stream it pussy

Go fight in South Africa and live stream it

You will be eaten alive by Mbambe within a day

I'm guessing you have never been to the dark continent.

Imagine going to a special needs class and attempting to use them as a personal army. Then imagine there is no infastructure at all.

What do you want to achieve?

Go back to trap fap and try succeed in a proporous nation amongst your peers.

Africa will eat you alive.

>poltard dying of diarhhea withing a week

I mean think about it.
Africa is an extremely rich land with monkey tier people on it. Why not take some of it for yourself? Noone would ever know.

everyone on this board has a delusionally high opinion of themselves and their abilities.

If you go outside it's the same way there

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filibuster_(military)

>go to Africa
>unironically gets creampied 558 times
>screams "I'm a man"
>nigger replies "Me wan fuck hole, me no care"
>infected with HIV

My advice is to use a puppet to lead, them all you have to do is persuade one local. The US has been known to bribe warlords with Viagra so I'd recommend that if offering clean water doesn't work.
Make sure you bring hella filters.

By yourself? I think a PMC with lots of money, arms, armor and 500-1000 skilled guys could hold some land. But you can't train the locals. Their culture is so different from ours that they're like aliens to us.

Pfft, like no one ever thought of that before

Exactly this.
Financial gain and doing something cool before I off myself. Only a coward dies by his own hand.

damn you're stupid

Poor dumb village kids become warlord over there. What's stopping a white man with military experience from getting rich?

wired.com/2011/12/gary-brooks-faulkner-jail/
Plenty did insane shit. This would be greatest of them all.

>and then using them as my private army
You just triggered the retard alarm. Good job.
Who the fuck do you think you are? Do you hold the people living there to be some retards who can be ordered around just like that?
You are beneath even the lowest of the low living there, you cant even comprehend the things they live with on the day to day basis.

Correct.
Now teach me how to do it.

You want to clear out an area of niggers?

Simple.

Step 1: Find an area with two nearby tribes.

Step 2: Give one of the tribes a few boxes full of blue t-shirts.

Step 3: Give the other tribe a few boxes full of red t-shirts.

Step 4: Wait a little while.

Step 5: Watch tension escalate between the red t-shirt and blue t-shirt nigger tribes.

Step 6: Watch the two tribes wipe each other out with brutal and savage violence.

Step 7: Move in and claim the land for yourself.

Substitute t-shirts with baseball caps if you like.

You don't. Stay in your 1st world of provision and safety. Mind mind your own business, wannabe hero.

We live worse than you bratan.

substitute Africa with USA and itll make you sad thinking about it

But yet you live. And Lithuania is doing better than we are, so I have no idea what are you on about here.
>bratan
Typical bydlo

...

Mate.
I might be stupid, but you're outright delusional.

>valuable land
>building something of value
>Africa

>thinking you can MGS5 your way to power
>in some shit African nation where you'd sooner die of AIDS than you would build something of value

Africa is a hostile wasteland why do you think it bred monkey tier people?

>hostile wasteland
>right on top of some of the largest natural stockpiles of resources on the planet

Fucking sperg lmao

>being this retarded

Wow so there are some natural resources that are being mined already therefore Africa could be a good place to live

Asteroids have minerals too that we'll be mining one day maybe we're not going to be starting civilization on them

Also OP is not going to be taking any mineral wealth because that mineral wealth is owned by mostly western companies that hire their own private security not by a bunch of niggers with nothing but spears. The only thing he could hope to conquer in Africa is worthless shit

>Although the American public often enjoyed reading about the thrilling adventures of filibusters, Americans involved in filibustering expeditions were usually in violation of the Neutrality Act of 1794 that made it illegal for a citizen to wage war against another country at peace with the United States. For example, the journalist John L. O'Sullivan, who coined the related phrase "Manifest Destiny", was put on trial for raising money for López's failed filibustering expedition in Cuba.

>In the 1850s, William Walker attempted a filibustering campaign with a strategy involving his leading a private mercenary army. In 1853, he successfully established a short lived republic in the Mexican states of Sonora and Baja California. Later, when a path through Lake Nicaragua was being considered as the possible site of a canal through Central America (see Nicaragua canal), he was hired as a mercenary by one of the factions in a civil war in Nicaragua. He declared himself commander of the country's army in 1856, and soon afterward President of the Republic. After attempting to take control of the rest of Central America and receiving no support from the U.S. government, he was defeated by the four other Central American nations he tried to invade and eventually executed by the local Honduran authorities he tried to overthrow.
My kinda people. OP I am with you on this one, I have dreamed of doing something similar my whole life.

The ultimate cowboy.
Rob a whole nation.

Btw, this is the dude is the one that took over part of Central America.

Funny how they tell us about Sealand and OMG they are their own nation! You can't do it though, that was some super special situation. Meanwhile the real American Heroes fulfilling Manifest Destiny are never heard of. Almost like (((they))) don't want to give people ideas.

youtube.com/watch?v=bvtF2Ie90m0
Mad Dog Morgan
Murdered cops for good 10 years of his life and worse full metal armor. While also stealing horses and robbing trains.
Imagine what one man like this could do in Africa.

All nations on this earth were carved with a sword and a gun. Look at ISIS, they did it all by themselves against the entire world. They got destroyed yes, but they did it nonetheless.

And then there are men like these.
You tell me it's impossible and retarded, but here's proof that it can be done.

But Rasputin subverted the power through the Queen right? My Russian history is not so good.

But user! The borders are all set! You could never do that, only in movies that happens. Go to work user, do something with your life, don't be a loose canon who thinks he can make history, I mean, has foolish fantasies that could never ever happen.