Why does Australia have the best bants?

Why does Australia have the best bants?

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>Australia lost a war against emus
nuff said

Handgun crime went up whenever guns were taken.
>but muh ar

>Drinking a Vegemite fizzy

*sips vegimite*

She’s cute but she has dead eyes

So fucking cringy. Like genuinely embarrassing. Are women ever funny

Im pretty sure an ar15 can kill you no matter where you are

Norwegian Parliament will vote next week if we should ban the mini 14

me and my bro owns one each

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They have a lot of time to think about what they want to post before they can even start replying because of their shitty internet.

Careful lass, what you've just said might be considered "offensive" to the "minority" status 56% Ameriniggers and under section 18c of the Racial Discrimination Act you could be charged.....

This doesn't even make any sense. What a retarded bitch.

>gun ban
>violent crime rate and homocide remains the same

BuT aT lEaSt ItS nOt GuNs!!!

No I'm pretty certain ar15s to spring to life and kill people at random

I hate politicians so fucking much

dunno.

they just do.

1995 was the safest year in australian history, 1996 was the gun ban, firearm crime went up 44% in 1997 and it's been rising ever since
>SIPS CUM

are women ever funny?

well, does "firearm crime" include possession?
because if they just made the possession of guns a crime, then yeah the firearm crime would go up wouldn't it

>can't ban these guns

Yeah cause mocking the victims of a shooting is top-tier hilarious.
Leave it to some island dwelling inbred loser to spit on the innocent dead.

Ok that was pretty funny, but sad at the same time. Aussies will need those banned guns in the future.

I want a ar15 so fucking much

Wouldn't explain why its still rising

Some pics and stuff for your future Aussie posts.

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Its ok Bruce, keep fighting the good fight.

I wish I could get copies of this guys stuff. I saw an episode once and he is hilarious.

STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT US

Anons who post these shitty screenshots of some smug assholes stupid tweet Should be b&d

That isnt a bant, you fucking retard.
Australians dont have ar-15s.

Damnit stop yankee you're making me giggle..

>proud of being disarmed

No, not very often. I remember reading somewhere that testosterone facilitates most types of creativity, which is why men are more creative on average (including humor).

That's the joke you dumb cunt

Australians:

>AMERICA IS SO DANGEROUS AND FULL OF DEADLY GUNS!

Americans
>Not as deadly as drop bears

Shit, the range must have improved since I last handled one.

wow probably because handguns lend themselves more easily to crimes due to conceal-ability and easy of construction

>cut off twitter name
>can't find user
Way to go faggot.

Roastie thot tries to bring the banter when she actually has no fucking idea about guns at all.

Nah that's bullshit, the real reason is that women don't have to be funny to get a partner so they never develop the skill like men do

It's a passive agressive thing. They still have to answer to the queen of England, so they try making up for it by humor. In fact, just like Cancucks they're jealosu of the America.

The way things are going in her nation, she should be more worried about the Ak-47...

Anyone have any Cane Toad memes ?

>Native Australians die by 18 wheelers when they try to nap on the roads.

They have their own issues, and banning 18 wheelers is one way to fix them.

100mbps here not exactly slow...

Yeah it has. Just yesterday i was helping out the war effort in syria by shooting into the air

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Bikey Boys
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"My bike is a bird, I fly around town.
Looking for food, crawling on the ground.
Watch out because it might be you.
There's no tellin what my bike bird could do"

Don't Be Rama Rama by Warburton Community members
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What if a criminal acquired an AR 15?

Warumpi Band - My Island Home (1988)
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Russell Coight is making a return this year. I hope it's as funny as it was back then (2001/02)

sorry, meant violent crime with a firearm

Anyone else here hoping to get onto Melbourne's new 'fixated threat identification centre'?
It's for 'ultranationalsits', mudshits, mental cases, people who don't like politicans and people who don't like Melbourne.

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Then why aren't ugly, fat, or otherwise genetically inferior women funny? You figure they'd need all the partner-enticing "skills" they could develop.

Ausissies don't ha e guns because the Australian Kurt Cobain killed a few people instead of himself 10 years ago.

>violent crime actually increase
>b-but at least they weren't shot to death!

A rifle would save the stupid bitch from a lot of the things trying to kill her in ausfailia including nigger gangs.
Then again she'd probably have a panic attack from just holding the gun

>45%
aw, fuck, my sides.
That ban must have been quick.
Have a (((you))).

MELBOURNE HAS AN ANTI TERRORIST WATCHLIST FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE MELBOURNE.

fuck I'd give anything to know if I'm on that list.

One of the funniest people ever

All Aussie Adventures highlights
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"I got all my skills from my father, Russell Coight Senior, who taught me everything he knew before he died a combination of snakebite, sunstroke, and self-inflicted axe wound."

Yothu Yindi - Tribal Voice (1991)
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You went too far, that cuts aussies deep.

>Everything in Australia will kill you
>Austist: not an AR-15 hurr durr
>Americans know there are no AR-15's in Austistland

Wtf did he mean by this?

She's right you know. Guns don't kill, people do.

what's the deal with the AR-15

it sounds like a literal made up weapon from some CoD game

Vanabieaus

modern day white people are such insufferable faggots

what chemical is her necklace? is that amphetamine or something

It means Assault Rifle - 15 Babies per second

We don't really, Australians are a miserable people, most cry themselves to sleep at night after tossing and turning in a hot and humid bed full of terror and sweat only to wake up each morning to the blinding glare of a failing star to fail all over again once more. 200 years this has gone on with the only relief being brief flashes of madness in which one of the traumatised says something witty, then it's back into it, head down out of the glare and looking for danger, ever alert and exhausted.

Pretty sure it's the bullets that kill people, not the rifle.

what the fuck are you talking about?

Gun homicides in the US has been dropping faster than Homicides in Australia despite Australia banning guns.

why don't school shooters use M16's

Dimethyltryptamine

Unreliable Vietnam weapon

To defend themselves against their emu rapists?

It's on youtube - youtube.com/watch?v=YGEYD92eA_s&list=PLYu4Hn7PLP2x_15uy-3z7f2aEcb2z6vRN

Perfect

Full auto AR-15 (that's essentially what an M16 is) are expensive and only legal in a few states and/or with lots of paper work.

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1.)
>Assault at the national level, number of police-recorded offences
>Definitions: "Assault" means physical attack against the body of another person resulting in serious bodily injury, excluding indecent/sexual assault, threats and slapping/punching. 'Assault' leading to death should also be excluded.
>Rate per 100,000 population 2014:
United Kingdom (England and Wales) - 649.259
United States of America - 228.86
Slovenia - 80.20
Italy - 110.69
Sweden - 47.10
Germany - 155.93
Japan - 21.02
Poland - 18.46
Canada - 135.91
Denmark - 27.15
Austria - 42.74
Australia - 280.87

2.)
>Theft at the national level, number of police-recorded offences
>Definitions: "Theft” means depriving a person or organisation of property without force with the intent to keep it . “Theft” excludes Burglary, housebreaking, Robbery, and Theft of a Motor Vehicle, which are recorded separately.
>Rate per 100,000 population 2014:
United Kingdom (England and Wales) - 2208.58
United States of America - 1818.46
Slovenia - 1457.02
Italy - 1876.20
Sweden - 3971.80
Germany - 1623.97
Japan - 356.20
Poland - 433.43
Canada - 1368.90
Denmark - 3796.05
Austria - 1729.66
Australia - 2054.72

3.)
>Robbery at the national level, number of police-recorded offences
>Definitions: “Robbery” means the theft of property from a person, overcoming resistance by force or threat of force. Where possible, the category “Robbery” should include muggings (bag-snatching) and theft with violence, but should exclude pick pocketing and extortion.
>Rate per 100,000 population 2014:
United Kingdom (England and Wales) - 87.52
United States of America - 101.08
Slovenia - 14.38
Italy - 97.59
Sweden - 86.20
Germany - 56.39
Japan - 2.41
Poland - 24.45
Canada - 58.79
Denmark - 41.12
Austria - 40.87
Australia - 41.88

I forgot guns in America are alive. I've never seen it so they must live by Toy Story rules.

4.)
>Motor Vehicle Theft at the national level, number of police-recorded offences
>Definitions: “Motor Vehicle Theft”means the removal of a motor vehicle without the consent of the owner of the vehicle. “Motor Vehicles” includes all land vehicles with an engine that run on the road, including cars, motorcycles, buses, lorries, construction and agricultural vehicles.
>Rate per 100,000 population 2014:
United Kingdom (England and Wales) - 131.99
United States of America - 215.00
Slovenia - 28.75
Italy - 295.14
Sweden - 275.37
Germany - 72.42
Japan - 47.18
Poland - 34.97
Canada - 207.96
Denmark - 5.03
Austria - 39.40
Australia - 190.84

5.)
>Total Sexual Violence at the national level, number of police-recorded offences
>Definitions: Total "Sexual violence” means rape and sexual assault, including Sexual Offences against Children.
>Rate per 100,000 population 2014:
United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland - 136.98
United States of America - (no data)
Slovenia - 9.78
Sweden - 174.27
Italy - 7.12
Germany - 43.35
Japan - 6.82
Poland - 11.61
Canada - 73.60
Denmark - 33.79
Austria - 40.80
Australia - 87.79

6.)
>Rape at the national level, number of police-recorded offences
>Definitions: “Rape” means sexual intercourse without valid consent.
>Rate per 100,000 population 2014:
United Kingdom (England and Wales) - 51.04
United States of America - 36.95
Slovenia - 2.13
Sweden - 64.86
Italy - (no data)
Germany - 9.11
Japan - 0.99
Poland - 4.90
Canada - 1.43 (2012)
Denmark - 14.82
Austria - 9.85
Australia - (no data)

jesus bro
u ok?

7.)
>Intentional homicide, counts and rates per 100,000 population
>Definitions: “Intentional Homicide” means unlawful death purposefully inflicted on a person by another person. Data on intentional homicide should also include serious assault leading to death and death as a result of a terrorist attack. It should exclude attempted homicide, manslaughter, death due to legal intervention, justifiable homicide in self-defence and death due to armed conflict.
>Rate per 100,000 population 2014:
United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland - 0.92
United States of America - 4.43
Slovenia - 0.73
Sweden - 0.90
Italy - 0.79
Germany - 0.89
Japan - 0.31
Poland - 0.73
Canada - 1.46
Denmark - 1.29
Austria - 0.49
Australia - 1.03

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Sydney_hostage_crisis

Ah! Thank You. I had forgotten his name.
Gonna download all them.
Wish they had Alby Mangles TV show he had in the early 1990's (not the movies)

Toppest kek

Because they're tens of thousands of dollars.

translation: everything can kill you (including wild african nigger hoards), and you have no self defense.
Australia is fucked.

good luck banning assault spiders

I`d fuck anything after a night on the piss.

>man makes joke
>posts joke

>woman makes joke
>posts picture of herself and joke