Here's your KING

Here's your KING

how can she be a king if all girls want to be conquered

I want to fuck my king

boobs too big, that's an imposter

here is your king and your princess

Well, I didn't vote for her.

10/10 would betray Round Table for

You don't vote for kings

I didn't vote for you

No thanks. Fate is shit.

How can you tell?

I would rather fuck her father.

look how cute she is

Her dad was right. She's too retarded to be king.

Shouldn't that file be called "dilf lancer"?

>Here's your KING

My king don't have chest tumors

I can be her daddy.
She can be the king of blowjobs.

>getting fucked by excalibur

She already has one

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That's Saber. I don't think Merlin ever gave Mordred a magical futa cock.

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Are alisteria and Darkness both supposed to be saber knock offs?

AAAAAAH
FILLER
NON-CANON

Nope.

#notmymonarch

That's not possible. Saber is shit and Darkness isn't.

I've never watched this show, but is Takarada obsessed with Alisteria the same way Takeuchi is obsessed with Saber?

takarada is miura rip-off it is not clear whether he loves her as a daughter as a wife but lover her

I instantly hear and obey?

the original idea of re:creator was a crossover between several franchise we could have been guts x madoka

I didn't vote for you.

Bloody peasants

why she dresses like a slut

Can I fuck the king and her mother at the same time?

She has daddy (female) issues.

Daddy issues

>sole character trait is that she's a masochist
>not shit

Come on son.

except that's his father not his mother

Also smoking hot

>her mother

I'm sorry, do you live in a fantasy world where everyone gets what they want?

I don't get why people compare Aliceteria and Saber. They don't appear that similar other than being blond knights. Hell, when I first saw Aliceteria the first thing that came to my mind was Saint Sandlot instead.

Saber is everywhere so she's become synonymous with western blonde knight waifu.

Saberfags are desperate to see their shit character wherever they want.

> she

Would you let your son dress like this?

Yes. Oyakodon is on the menu after all.

What could have been.

Would you let your daughter go to school dressed like this? ( I would)

I prefer the emperor

I didn't vote for you!

Well, she's the king, so...

But user, why would you prefer an STD ridden Whore of Babylon?

I would never allow my son to wear a bra like some cock gobbling faggot.

She goes UMU and that does things to my dick for some reason + she is number one

Shut up Gaywain

She never got anywhere near the throne.

I wouldn't let my son dress at all.

Fate confuses me. The genders of the characters don't make sense. I thought Britain king was a man and they say his son is Mordred but then show slutty girl. Explain?

Magic penis. Seriously.

History class lied to you.

Arthur was a girl, Merlin magicked her a dick, she used it to make Mordred.

It confuses me because the spin offs are usually decent, but Stay Night is super shit.

Welcome to Fate, where the girls are cute girls and the men are cute girls. Enjoy your stay!

Fucking amazing.

D-does that mean that I can be a cute girl?

>dont call me a woman
>dresses like a slut

im getting conflicted signals

Are you a major historical or mythological figure?

This is Sup Forums. Everyone already is a cute girl.

My mom says I'm pretty great

My king is the fruit of the unholy union between incestuous lesbian slutty sisters.

King Arthur (female) got a magical dick from Merlin, which led to her fucking Morgan Le Fey; which is her sister. Mordred (female) is the child born from that copulation, but is also a homunculous like Illya.

>gets mad when you say good things about Saber
>gets mad when you say bad things about Saber
>gets mad when you treat her like a girl
>gets mad when you treat her like a boy
Diagnosis: severe deep-seated daddy (female) issues
Prognosis: daily application of the D taken orally twice a day

I want to fuck that boy (female) in the pussy

> Oral
Vitamin D is better absorbed into the female psyche as a suppository.

How much for...
Hand holding
Kiss
Handjob
Blowjob
Sumata
Sex (vaginal)
Sex (anal)

This is all that faggot Merlin's fault.

If thats true, how you are still virgin?

>implying she knows what those words mean

>still spreading this fake rumour

Seiba is cuter!

seiba is for...

Sorry, she's already taken.

Seiba is boring.

LEWDS

DRESSES

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>Shirou calling Saber, Arturia...
>Sword rests in her sheet
>talking separated by the sliding door
>kissing under the moonlight
>sleeping together in the same futon and handholding under the covers

So Arthur wasn't a virgin?

Technically no since she penetrated someone. She hasn't been penetrated by anyone else before Shirou though.

Here´s you´re EMPEROR.

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And getting your ass beat when you forget to buy groceries.

UMU!

shes so smug about her tits when they arent even that big

Why is she such a fathercon? or is it mothercon?

would you let your wife's son go out dressed like this?

Looks like a whore of babylon to me.

Have you even been to Babylon?