This make no sense. KeK, put some sense into this

This make no sense. KeK, put some sense into this.

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Adam was missing his fucking rib.

But Lilith was made at the same time as Adam and not from Adam's rib, Op.

>chick made from dude
>chick convinces dude sin
>blessing
yeah... nah.
good riddance.

Man was made by God from the good stuff
Then he remembered that Adam needed something to bone, so he took a small part of adam to make a lesser being instead of making women from the good stuff. She wasn't worth the trouble of popping matter into existence
And that's why relationships are draining for men, because women continue to drain away his existence

It's an allegory for how women compliment men, that men are missing something that a women provides

also this

No dude, he made 2 from clay. God said Tits or GTFO
>She GTFO

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>her waist
>his leg beneath the calf
>his entire lower leg
>dat garden of eden buzzcut

Ok kid... You get this one get.

Checkem

Been watching much true blood?

A completely omniscient being makes a mistake and has to remedy it. Over and over again.
It has never made sense.

She was made from dirt and disobeyed Adam and turned to sorcery and was so cursed that the angels slay a thousand of her offspring a day.
Not really a great role model.

Id rather live with a missing rib than a corrupted whore

Lilith isn't even biblicaly canon

Haha women are shit, and most of em need a good asskickin.

Rib is a Jewish euphemism for penis bone, which humans lack. Eve was made out of Adam's dick. This is a secret teaching, look it up

Why does Adam have nigger hair?

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the rib thing is real, but not quite as described. one rib tends to be smaller in males.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_ribs#Variation
if you have better source please post.

Well.. not quite true...

In the ORIGINAL genesis story Adam's FIRST wife was created same as Adam, BUT she refused to be submissive to him and left him. God them made a lesser woman from Adam to be his second wife.

The first wife was Lilith, second wife Eve.

Wasn't Eve the one responsible for losing access to paradise? Not really a great way to glorify the value of women.

the manuscripts dont say 'rib,' nor do they mention anything about ribs at any point, that's a made-up concept

thanks, 'religion'

the word used in Genesis means 'curve' in a very general sense, which we now know means DNA, but could also poetically refer to the shape of her body

>Wasn't Eve the one responsible for losing access to paradise?

This story is to tell all men that women can be seduced (Eve is so easily seduced that she even goes against the direct word GOD). Then after being seduced she corrupts her husband (he made the mistake of blindly trusting his wife).

Women are the root of all evil in man.

Old testament stories are hebrew myths, that's why they're so fucked.

How did Adam have short hair in a world lacking technology?

adam and eve is jewish folklore garble. That shit has nothing to do with european identity.

now, im not going to disagree that the many varients of the stories are bullshit
but, they did literally find what is described in the sodom and ghamorra bit of genesis, as in cities that look like they were melted by nuclear rays and turned to salt, in some large number BC according to carbon dating and isotope measurements.
and the layer of radioactive isotopes.

The blessing is more like a curse desu.

Yes. She was supposed to be a blessing but ended up bringing him the curse of death.
Typical woman.

I don't think that the dude who wrote the Bible 3000 years ago knew what DNA was

Source

>God creates man in his image
>God creates woman out of man
>Woman proceeds to ruin everything for everyone for all time

>lilith
That isn't even biblical.

Women were created and that’s how Adam started missing something because the bitch took his rib.

Adam just wants a rib back not a whole cargo ship of emotional baggage.

>literally only exists by taking from man
>corrupts him, leading him from from God and into sin
That 'emptiness' was created with women. If man has a desire to fill that void, then it is a curse, not a blessing.
Loneliness was not the worst thing that happened to Adam.

devil knew she was gullible and did not come from the ground like he and Adam did. so she cucked him like women always do. and they married and died and ushered Christ. Christ is your missing thing. not females

She's absolutely biblical.
It's not my fault you're reading (((their))) selected gospels that omit stories like Lilith's.

I bet you fags can't even command angels.

Actually, God distinctly gets pissed off at both Eve AND Adam for Eve’s discretion, stating that Adam should’ve watched his woman better.

The real moral of the story is that MGTOW is against Godliness, and that women are inherently lost creatures that WILL be tempted, and in order for us to preserve Eden, MAN (Adam) must keep woman (Eve) in control and rise above it all to be the one who holds the world’s responsibility on his shoulders.

So yeah, don’t go blaming a rib creature for losing Eden.

Lilith is literally part of hebrew mythology, not the bible.

>He thinks the bible isn't hebrew mythology.

in NT it says adam never transgressed. He asked him why he listened to his help meet. paul says it is good that a man not touch a woman. youre bringing no marriages with you. marry Christ. adam said it was the help meet He gave him. and God didnt really disagree and then blew them both out. she had bestiality. she passed these sloppy seconds to him and they had regular sex forgiven in marriage. ruth and naomi were seen like adam and eve. david and jonathan. many others. all the clobber passages refer to shrine hookers and not freud garbage

>hebrew mythology, not the bible.

WTF do you think the Bible is BUT Hebrew mythology!

lilith is not in there. too bad. you have your written history and you brought in the purple monkey dishwasher oral history telephone gossip game too. straight from babylon

Lillith was the first feminist?

Nah she just chose to fuck higher grade beings instead of the retarded mudman Adam. She was the first woman to think "You know what? Fuck this. I'm going to get with the Chadgels instead."
Cuckoldry is rampant in the children of Adam aka the Jews.

Thats that true true.

so lilith excuses serpent seed. makes it traditional cheating. but eve laid the devil. which makes them of cain

the fake ones anyways. which also explains nephilim

As a Christian, I believe that God himself wrote the Bible, and is perfect in every way

so yes, God knew that the curve from Adam was his genetic information, his DNA

what you cannot deny is that the word rib does not appear in this verse

So which version should I read then?
The bible i read didn't talk about lilith at all.

Feminism comes straight from hell. Satan has many feminine traits and is even represented by a woman in occult circles. Hes a faggot, a soyboy, or a tranny. Thats why, like women, hes backstabbing and manipulative. Hes too much of a pussy coward to do anything like a real man

fallen angels like only long hair and women. much evidence for this. none for yours. baphomet has two dicks and a set of tits which makes sense given fake ass heteros love trannies

I am OP, men claim that they are feminists as well. GTFO.

Lilith got together with Archangel Samael. God sanctioned the pairing between Adam and Lilith but even he took the Lilith/Samael side afterwards and made Adam a subservient lesser human wife as a consolation prize.

>I bet you fags can't even command angels
>imperfect, greasy, apes driven by instincts and hormones
>commanding some of the most powerful entities in all of existence

Why is Adam grabbing Eve's dick

OP here. I have the same question.

Actually, some even say that the first sin was adam bein a good beta boy doing everithing that m’lady wished.

In a way, god hates emasculated man.

You go girl - Christian edition.

jewish lies but ill believe it

i dont see the word lilith in bible

That's because females are retarded. Women exist because Adam was bored and Adam didn't want to have sex with any of the other animals. Eve basically fulfills the rule of a housepet for Adam. Women are supposed to be housepets for men.

Then go read the associated texts. Why would you read the bible out of context?

Just like the garden of SwEden

But I like the tatted video game play weeb girls. They're easy to pump and dump.

Those were the fanfiction of the time user.

aposematism

Thats true true
(OP)

Then the New Testament was a fanfiction for the Old Testament?

OT and NT are written histories. anything else is gossip and prone to change by men we were told to never call as rabbis

Men should find wives.
Women shouldn't be looking for husbands.
Men and women should understand and accept this.
Has society really deteriorated so far that people are unable to recognize arguments for traditional gender roles.

Women are cucks m8, I do women like I do with alt coins. (pump and dumb). I don't trust. OP

if you are single Paul says to stay single. period. married men listen to their spouses more than they listen to Christ. God makes babies with His voice. if He wants us married or having kids He will do so. not because men say anything

>tfw you realize that Eve was created like the animals to help Adam
>modern world is too busy trying to make everything equal man, woman, animals, plants

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>Man was made by God from the good stuff
Adam was a fucking brainless clay golem dude.

I love it when sheboons and creturas try to be philosophical ... it’s unintentional comedy.

>BUT she refused to be submissive to him

That bullshit, Lilith was a whore (in old semitic culture aka the one that came from Adam and Lilith legacy) which was worshiped, a metaphor for how slutty and promiscuous women were elevated socially to the point they had their own wing of the temple of their gods, they were quite important in their culture (ain't fo no reason we say the first profession was prostitution). Anyone who understand the context in which a whore work will understand that manipulating your clients isn't an option, its a requirement as to prevent potential jealous lover to seek justice in spilled blood. Over time they became very influential and caused shit load of social problem. Lilith is the one who took the golden apple from the tree of knowledge, not Eve.

Eventually Adam (protip: it actually translate to ''man'', it isn't a personal name) got fed up with her antics and fucked off, with ''god'' making him Eve from his ribs. Ribs were the location where most primordial culture believed was the source of sperm. You can connect the dots: Eve was actually the daughter of Adam, made form his ''ribs'' literally by ''god'' aka whose will is existence manifest.

Tl:dr: The adam, lilith and eve myth is a metaphor for a guy who got so fed up with his previous wife whorish antics he decided to create a new family with his daughter rather than intermingling with the womens who inspired themselves form Lilith despicable behavior. He wanted a innocent and pure waifu over a disgusting roastie who used her pussy as political leverage. Who can blame him?

But what I find most amusing imo is how the modern jewry, which is becoming more and more matriarchal, seem to be more than eager to return the world to a state where the kin of Lilith rule the day. Just look at the shit they spread everywhere, it feel like the whorish semitic women decided to take their revenge on Adam and the whole world for not worshiping their pathetic self.

So why is being not gay so important if Eve was created as an afterthought?

The simple fact is that males possess traces of divinity while females will never have such within the tribes of man. The divine female human counterpart to Adam isn't represented in modern humans but rather the Angels. Adam's divinity was hindered due to the curse of mortality inflicted upon Adam for believing Eve's nonsense and we are left with just a small amount of the greatness we could have had which still makes males vastly superior to females. This fact can be seen today simply by comparing any male and female.
If Adam had managed to keep his shit together then we could have been a divine race instead of this mockery that can barely survive a century.

lies and satanic bullshit

DEAD. OP

this
fucking noobs think paradise lost is part of the bibble

>Adam grabbing Eve’s dick.
What did the artist mean by this.

>tfw gf made me watch this shit some years ago
wew that show was fucking dreadful, worst acting and plotlines I had seen in years.

>she

it makes plenty of sense to me

>ORIGINAL
you mean bullshit accepted only by Jehova's Witnesses and other freaks?

lilith is a jewish story, fuck off kike

it says that eve is made for adam, she was made from her grilled rips. yet eve went and cucked the devil. on otherhand, i have never heard of lilith, probably most of you did not.

Women can be a blessing for men. A good wife is a blessing from the Lord. But a bad, senseless, quarrelsome wife is a curse.

>Yebhamot 11b: "Sexual intercourse with a little girl is permitted if she is three years of age."
>Aboda Sarah 37a: "A gentile girl who is three years old can be violated."
this is all you need to know about (((talmud)))

>The very first act of the Jewish origin story is to pit one half of humankind against the other and curse them in front of their creator
Wao
Such Aryan

A stoner from work said I just HAVE to watch True Blood. That bad huh?

So god stole my penis bone to make ladies

there is NO divine femininity. none spiritually either. all angels are males. none of em reproduce if they havent fallen. anything else is masonic doctrine

adam was at greater fault because he abrogated his responsibility to keep his wife on the straight and narrow

>if Adam had not eaten the fruit God would have just killed Eve and Stan from existence and none of this bull would have happened
Although God knows all so I guess I can't really say anything. But still

EVE AND STEVE.