ITT: the main character from the last anime you watched is your bodyguard for life, do you feel safe?

ITT: the main character from the last anime you watched is your bodyguard for life, do you feel safe?
>kinda

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I'll use manga since I don't really watch anime. I'm fucked but it'd be worth it.

I just watched the latest aho girl. C-can I call a-kun the main protag?

Why does my body need to be guarded? Who or what is after me?

Very.

everybody else in this thread

Well I'm fucked

Why would you watch this now, a new one is coming in a few days.

That's why I'm watching it, baka

I'm good

should be fine

> Sweet JP is my body guard
As far as driving goes I think I'm okay

I'm fucked

I can't even remember the last time I watched, well, anything.

Jesus fuck, I have no goddamned idea. Am I incredibly safe or incredibly screwed?

How would I fair?

Is she the MC or is it Willem? If its her I probably wouldn't be safe due to her deteriorating mental state and all that.

tfw he pick ups more fights and trouble, but i couldn't fire him because he's so charming.

You tell me.

do I get a replacement if my mc is already dead?

Wait is it Yumeko or the brown haired guy?

>Hibiki Tachibana
>Shown to be able to slap God's shit
>qt pa2t

I feel too safe.

I only read manga so it'd be bullet and francesca
im pretty safe

Best bodyguard ever

>Elf ears.
Raped.

I'm ok, I guess.

fug

I don't know...

>Fate/Apocaryha
I don't even know who the MC of is. Father Shirou? That homunculus I forgot his name?

I... no... no, not very much.

i guess im fine for a while, and later Bruins fucked up

>amuro
does he get the rx-78-2 or naw?
even if not I guess he knows how to murder with guns pretty well

Sieg kun

i think i am in good hands

Only if I have more meat than my enemies...

It would be a real gamble for sure

I have friends with profound physical limitations that would due a better job of preventing my assassination.

It could be the whole cast and I'd still be relatively screwed.

youtube.com/watch?v=4D-cIgFytxo

Guy has power in these punches, if the aho doesn't follow along I feel pretty safe

I'm unkillable.

Sure do

no

...

not at all, Jun is a wimp.

Ima use a manga instead but, yeah man. Dudes got 4 balls.

It's Willem. However you'll die a violent death so he suffers more

I think I'd be okay

Good

At his peak he'll pretty much be superman so I'll be safe

but right now he gets attacked by supervillains beyond his league every 10 secs so not as secure

Do I really need a bodyguard?

yes, because i know all the injuries would happen to him.

Do I feel safe? you tell me.

Fuck this shit, I'm out. How is he supposed to save me?

You wont like him when he's angry.

Considering how much she's spontaneously fingered, I think she needs bodyguarding more than I do.

Source?

>Koyomi Vamp is now my bodyguard for life

As if these panties could get any M O I S T E R.

well i wasn't planing in going out of my house anyways

Uh... I think Sweet JP might kill me with his driving... then again his car tough as fuck so he can probably save me with that thing.

Maybe in some years

>you have to feed her
>she whines whenever you leave the house because she wants to keep playing MMOs
>probably hides pissbottles under your bed

It's lucky that I'm a cute brown girl

She wouldn't be able to save me from the heart attack that I'd have

Skirt no Naka wa Kedamono Deshita.

WHOS THE MAIN CHARACTER?!?

All evil-doers who come after me will be saved and become good guys. Then they will join my bodyguard army to make up for their misdeeds.

she can be my neet partner

nigga Onizuka will jump off buildings and take bullets for you
you're 200% safe

Can I switch her for Kumogawa? Please?

>Tomo is my bodyguard
Nice.

Why do I continuously put an o in his name?

Yes.

>dagumi fugiwara
>literally untouchable when traveling
>unless it's some guy in a 3k civic with a couple simple mods, but still will be fine in the end

If I'm using manga then I'll be perfectly fine

I am straight-up fucked.

I'm going to have the best, most unconditional emotional support I could ask for.
If I'm at risk of being killed by anybody it's probably myself so...she might actually be the best bodyguard in the thread.

But at least your demise will be comedic.

what anime is this?

I wont be dying anytime soon

I'm not a cute girl so he probably wouldn't feel the need to learn how to master his skills to protect me. At least I'd eat some good food before I died

Onizuka would protect the shit out of you

Boku no hero

I think I'm in good hands.

I'm good until her cyberized parts require repair/replacement, then I'm fucked.

Groove 4 life.

Did you just see this in theaters as well?

I did actually last night!

I was worried before going but it was totally worth it. I might go to the regular Ghibli movies they are going to start showing next week now as well.

I feel sorry for whoever is subjected to infinite slip/rubber bullet combos.
Also, no, I am not safe.

i will be saved

That show was shit

>implying miku wouldn't kill you

Can I marry my bodyguard?

Couldn't be better.

But user, he becomes HOPEman.

I feel protected

very good hands

This freak of nature can survive multiple spear wounds through his chest cavity and take a point blank blunderbuss shot to the back. All I need is to get some modern weapons and I'm sure I'll be fine.

Such poor form, ganbare user!

VERY