We now see the bovine female in its natural habitat, content with grazing for hours on end. Nature is wonderful

We now see the bovine female in its natural habitat, content with grazing for hours on end. Nature is wonderful.

>grass fed milk

Hopefully she'll find a healthy cholesterol level there instead.

>gets so butthurt that she drives out to an empty meadow and arranges for someone to take a picture of her so she can flex her muscles on social media
>"lol, I don't care at all, it doesn't upset me"
Women.

She is a big girl.

>gets so butthurt that she drives out to an empty meadow and arranges for someone to take a picture of her so she can flex her muscles on social media
>"lol, I don't care at all, it doesn't upset me"
>also happen to be female comedian
>the "witty" LUL RANDOM retort used to mock haters will instantaneously be used to make actually witty cow grazing jokes
Female Comedians dude.

:^

for you

I'd still cum on her face. Consider it my good deed for the week.

Did she eat all of her fucks or something?

>i don't give a fuck
>drives miles outside of town and sets up a photo
shoot

4u

A cow in its natural habitat

*muffled attenborough narration in the distance*

I dont know who's more of a disgusting shitpig, her or you.

4 ewes
>above is what she ate for breakfast

noice numbers you got there m8

checked

Have fun with the post coital rape charges

there used to be a field full of sheep there

Im so conflicted as Im into fat girls so much.

that field is pretty.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE. You're blocking the scenery.

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That's where cows belong, good girl!

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>not running from salad
based chubb

I am going to take a page from Rap Critic's book: there is something contradictory about saying "Hey haters! Pay attention to the fact that I don't care about you!" That being said, she looks really peaceful in that field.

>"Soup or house salad, ma'am?"
>"What comes on the salad?"
>"A blend of romaine and iceberg lettuce with tomato, cucumber, onion, croutons, and a light topping of shredded cheese."
>"Oh! I'll take the salad! No tomato, cucumber or onion. Can I get just iceberg lettuce, no romaine? Extra cheese. And can I get extra ranch dressing?"

Look at all that food that cow gets to indulge in.

>When you tweet that you are currently unable to tweet

She has no pants on, the long grass is tickling her mimsy !

Rare flag

>grazing

The absolute state of modern Germany