Why did Himmler and Hitler decide to commit suicide like a pair of faggoty teenage girls...

Why did Himmler and Hitler decide to commit suicide like a pair of faggoty teenage girls? If you have the balls to start a war, why would you choose to die in the pussiest way imaginable? Writhing on the floor in agony while the enemy guards chuckle is the least dignified way I can imagine dying

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they were lunatics, not heroes

They didn’t, fag.

Nigger, you have never even been in a fistfight.
Get a life.

What other choices did they have though? Get caught, (((tried))) and hanged. Or sail to Argentina and get hunted down by ((((them)))). Better off going on your own terms.

They're both alive in kekistan, my meme comrade

I've been in more fist fights than Himmler's weak ass. It's not debatable that a large portion of Germany's high command during WWII were fragile little bitches. Pic very related

THIS

Hitler didn't want to end up like Mussolini, his body on parade for all.

>If you have the balls to start a war

Hitler escaped to Argentina. Don't be a retard.

they didn't wanna be a faggot who gets caught, like that mccain fag

hitler didn't even commit suicide there are fbi documents that prove he didn't commit suicide.

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>Hitler didn't invade Czechoslovakia
>Hitler didn't invade Poland
lmao

Himmler escaped along with Hitler and the rest of the crew. Not even a good double.

Beats being tortured by some sadistic kike.

He wanted to free his loyal troops from service to Him. Hummer didn't want to be tortured, and he was right.

>Take a picture of yourself laying on the ground
>Go to Argentina

Do you mean the British army? Lol you might be thinking of Eichmann

Because they were fucking cowards, plain and simple. They could no longer hide behind their military might so they killed themselves rather than own up to the fact that they were failures.

it's too bad that himmler didn't commit suicide 5 years earlier maybe the Nazi's would have won the war

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why are you still here?

Dont you have your weekly neighborhood community gang bang to attend?

Then he shouldn't have been an incompetent failure like Mussolini was. This post is particularly funny because Hitler regarded Mussolini as a useful retard

peak mutt posting
also himmler was murdered

>was so mad they made a thread about it

How but blasted are you fags that you can’t jerk your micrococks to the idea of some muscular Russian commie raping and dismembering them alive because they went on their own terms? Lol, is wittle antifa mad? Loloooloool keep fantasizing about your betters doing what you will never have the courage to do because your a coward and a failure lmao

He's alive and living in the Arctic, flying around on nazi UFOs retard

Your sage has been voided by this bump. Please make a hasty exit

Wow sick burn dude. That doesn't change the fact that Hitler was a coward and an objective failure though.

Himmler was killed because he only could have hurt post war narratives if allowed to speak.

Hitler had health problems and knew how Benito was treated when caught.

Hitler died in Argentina

They were gay lovers with a slender man suicide pact. Maximum edgy emos. Sooooo before their time.

Funny how all the SS leaders who got brought into that american safehouse for questioning got suicided. What was the story again? That Himmler unscrewed a cyanide capsule bigger than a tooth, hidden in a (smaller) hollow tooth, using his tounge, while being naked bound?

Oh, did thet ever give a reason for the mutilation and swelling of his face, that was unmolested by several accounts only minutes before the friendly questioning by the nice american seargent?

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so many american-education ®etards in this thread. dear god. lurk forever, never post again.

They feared the karmic wrath from uralic conquerors. It's an atavistic instinct from their neolithic shitskin ancestors. Aryan LARP was over.

>like a pair of faggoty teenage girls
>why would you choose to die in the pussiest way imaginable?
Suicide is the patrician way to go. Only faggots die in bed.

Pro tip he didn't die in that bunker.

he was one of the bravest men who ever lived you fucking no good commie

>kills himself like a beta bitch

>kill yourself like the samurai do
>or get brutally beaten by soviets, then maimed and god knows what else
there was no other option you faggot

>Start WW2 because Germany invades Poland.
>Gives Poland to USSR.

you would do the same thing commie subhuman, he denied the enemy the satisfaction of capturing and executing him.

Because Hitler was a gigantic fucking pussy, like all liberal socialists are

He should’ve put on some combat gear and a regular army uniform and gone down fighting

Oh God STFU

Here is the end all be all fact in the case of the search for Hitler after the war...

I don't know if I believe in it that much but it made news from the publishing of a book about the fact they saw a high ranking German in Brazil and took a Brazilian Wife, living till 95

The fantasy article written by Die Juden was an amazing tale of him leaving after the war via the Vatican's support and taking a treasure map there to look for gold....

LOL....not even I can make thins shit up

No, I'm pretty sure he just gave up because he got blown the fuck out and killed himself because he couldn't face the reality of being such a fucking failure.

>germany

Even worse, he believed Stalin would preserve his body and put him on a museum for show

They didn't

Slide thread

Saged

kek, it is funny sounding when you put it that way.

>2018
>believing hitler comitted suicide

Are you retarded OP?
Sage

When are you planning on taking the easy way out, bernd?

Your sage has hereby been voided. I won't be downvoted

to deny impudent faggots like you the spectacle.

Himmler didn't commit suicide.
He actually tried to make peace with the allies

t. amerimutt

Anyone who doesn't ascribe to Chad-wannabe tier ideas of life and death realizes death by your own hand is way more dignified than being hung in front of a crowd by your captors like a common criminal

Because their bodies would have become trophies for the Jews to parade around every fucking anniversary.

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They didn’t. Himmler and his family were murdered by the Russians. Nobody knows what happened to Hitler

Manlett

>dying on your own terms and having the testicles to kill yourself is a pussy
>subjecting yourself to torture uselessly, and probably being brainwashed to give up information is mainly
I hope OP never experiences war. I can tell from the post its some 250 pound edgy teenager who's never had to get violent one time in his life. It's classical military tradition for general staff to commit suicide, rather than be captured. In basically all countries.

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nigger, hitler was literally gassed half to death in a ww1 trench, and all his superiors said he had unmatched bravery and fanatic love for his country.

>It's not debatable that a large portion of Germany's high command during WWII were fragile little bitches. Pic very related

Literally nothing has changed in the world of White Nationalism since then.

contray to leftist memes, it actually takes a lot of fortitude to kill yourself, even in the face of total defeat. try it some time and find out

anglos are tyrannical demons

Because the Russians weren't exactly going to be very nice if they captured them.

Because even though Hitler talked a lot of shit, he was fucking terrified of being captured alive by the Russians. With good reason.

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>he got gassed in a trench in Germany Fucks Europe 1
>therefore him invading and annexing surrounding countries means he wasn't responsible for Germany Fucks Europe 2:The Dinduing
Thats some impeccable logic right there.
>commit suicide
>be tortured to death by Soviets
Thats not even a choice

Hitler left for South America you idiot.

Do you also think Slobodan Praljak AKA the guy who suicided on court Live TV was a massive faggotty teenage girl?
You must be a woman.

The soviets raped and tortured everything they saw. Even dogs were tortured, Hitler killing himself, his wife and Blondi was a mercy.

Still deserved to die though.

Don't beign captured alive was considered an honorable custom for german general.s

For commies on the other hand was common to piss and shit themselves trying to exchange information selling their own people for good treatment.

Germans were surprised of the amount of high rank soviets that where captured alive after numerous battle because of this.

He would have gotten out Haague in a couple of months, and he was a rich as fuck guy. He commited suicide as an act of principle being falsely accused as a war criminal.

fake and gay.

Hitler fled to South America. Confirmed last year by the cia.

>suicide as an act of principle being falsely accused as a war criminal.
Exactly.
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I will forever remember that goblin Judges face after he drank the poison. Some people just dont seem to have a soul

Adolf was a British mole who cornered Hitler in his weakest moment and then murdered him.
Sadly Hitler managed to take Adolf down with him.

THEY LIVED OUT THEIR LIVES IN SOUTH AMERICA, ITS BEEN PROVEN. LOLZ THE JEWS

i don't believe hitler killed himself. He survived death and struggle, only to end up turning the bullet on himself makes no sense.

THIS

Hitler was betrayed by a number of his staffers at the top, but managed to flee in secret with his loyalists before Berlin was attacked by the (((Allied Forces))). Those who were sell-outs established the EU (Juncker Family).

They did not had the stomach to face judgement since they knew what they did was wrong. If they actually believed in their cause they would have defended it to the end even at the nuremberg trials.

They opted out because they were cowards.

>FBI documents
Source? Never heard of this.

>They did not had the stomach to face judgement
>implying there was ever going to be a fair trial waiting for them
>implying the soviet soldiers wouldn't have just tortured and mutilated Hitler and parade his body around the streets

Himmler didn't commit suicide. He was assassinated by the British before we could interrogate him. The official stories:

>be Himmler
>have a hollow tooth with a cyanide capsule in case of capture

1.0
>disguise self as an Army private
>get captured
>in camp, get fingered by other prisoners, declare self Himmler when investigators show up
>get photographed and processed
>taken to a little house away from anyone else

or 2.0
>declare yourself to be Himmler to first Allied soldiers you see, arrested to your surprise, because you were expecting to be taken to a high-up to negotiate SS surrender terms
>get photographed and processed
>taken to a little house away from anyone else

>now's the time to end it lol!

If he'd wanted to commit suicide, and had a hollowed out tooth full of cyanide, for that purpose, why would he wait until that very moment?

Anyway, it's irrelevant -- the American soldier who got to see Himmler's corpse said he'd obviously been badly beaten, with a broken nose and massive bruising around his mouth (from having cyanide forced into it), and there's UK document found in 2005 (pic related) that outright has the UK deciding he had to be silenced before America could talk to him and sending a guy to do it.

(but that's a forgery, trust us!)

Himmler was murdered to shut him up.

>Hitler fled to South America. Confirmed last year by the cia.
THIS.

Because the dream was dead.

Suicide is aginst any north warrior tradition, we fight to the end and we die in battle.

The nazi aryan bullshit religion is a joke if the leaders did committed suicide and did not die on the battlefield.

A north dies on the battlefield defending what he or she believes in.

That was so satisfying watching him panic.

They were heroes, not lunatics

their bodies would be dragged through the streets by the soviets

wow anonymous that's the best idea that's been on Sup Forums in a long time

>this is what brainwashing victims actually believe

Falling on your sword is an honorable death for a failed military commander, and Hitler wasn't going to be strung up for a Communist mob like Mussolini had been.

Himmler was assassinated by the UK who (for reasons we may never know) absolutely could not let him stand trial or talk to the Americans.

Hitler did not kill himself. even the CIA believes he made it to South America

What kind of pussy faggot is afraid to kys? OP?

the nuremberg trials were fake kangaroo courts with no evidence

Why aren't you out there killing muslims then?

>If you have the balls to start a war, why would you choose to die in the pussiest way imaginable?
Yeah because being paraded around in irons and being tortured by the Soviets would have been so much better. You are a fucking retard for even asking.